Battle for Uber – Part 1 (1185 hits)
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Submitted by PMJ <potatomanjack79.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2004-12-31 10:22:27 EST
http://www.ubersite.com/m/53914 - Introduction
http://www.ubersite.com/m/54507 - Casting Part 1
http://www.ubersite.com/m/55144 - Casting Part 2
See the above for any background details you'd like. This is basically a big story based around characters that are based around Uber users that signed up.
You can still sign up to be in the story in the first link.
I haven't researched the first part with user actions/posts, but from here on out, what I think of your posts will influence your character's outcome.
Time to start the story...
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"You know how much I'd like to cut the heart out of that filthy beast." Grunted C_A_T_A_L, and then continued with a wave of his arm towards the rest of his troops "How much any of my men would like to slice him a new asshole, but sending the Blades on a suicide mission doesn't sit well in my stomach."
"How long have you known me C_A_T_A_L?" Responded the king. "Twenty, twenty-five years? Have I ever sent you into danger that I didn't think you could handle?"
"Well, there was that one time you left me with those two nymphomaniac circus performers; that was pretty dangerous." Quipped C_A_T_A_L in return, much to the amusement of all those around him, how answered in laugh.
With a smile on his face, JMG114 continued "You'll have to forgive me for that one; but in all seriousness, I think this is a chance for Maelstrom to strike a huge blow against the putrid Horde, and I don't think that we'll have many opportunities to get another one like it."
"I know how good a chance we have here to really cripple our enemy, but the odds are not in our favor, and my Blades come first with me. Let me think on it, and discuss it with the warriors here."
"That's fair, but I have to remind you that time is of the essence as this opening will not last forever. Also, if it makes a difference, a couple of the Chaos Mages have heard about this quest, and they'd like to join the party if we go forward with it." And with that, the king rose from his position at the head of the war room table, and with a nod to the Blades of Bedlam, he took his leave.
For a few minutes, the room lay silent, with all eyes falling on C_A_T_A_L. Although they knew that their opinions would garner sway with their leader, they also knew that as First Blade, it would be his final decision as to whether they would be embarking on a long mission into the heart of Horde territory. None were afraid, but none were anxious to throw their lives away either.
Finally, C_A_T_A_L raised his head from where he had been deep in thought, and spoke to the group. "Well, what do you boys and girls think about wreaking a little havoc on those filthy mutants to the west?"
The first to speak was Circe, and she emphasized her opinion with a bang of her mug of ale on the table. "Those freaks don't scare me. Maybe they're armor is hard to penetrate, but every piece of armor has a chink. I can find that chink in any piece of armor with my sword, and I think that blades can hit that chink in the armor of the Horde Empire!" With that, she took a long swig from her glass, and resumed her position as many around the table expressed their agreement through grunts and whistles.
Next to stand and speak was Spedmonkey, and as with everything he did, he did you with authority. "Fucking Right On! Let's Rip Those Fuckers Apart!"
This quick and to the point statement was met with even more shouts of agreement, and soon the entire room had degenerated into a frenzy of chants and yells about how much killing the Blades of Bedlam would achieve. The only one who remained quiet was C_A_T_A_L. He sat staring out at the room from his chair to the right of the head, and gazed upon his brethren with a look of consternation on his face. Finally, he stood, and with a raised hand, the room quickly fell silent from its loud and boisterous ruckus. When all eyes were focused upon him, and not a peep was made, C_A_T_A_L spoke in his deep and commanding voice.
"Tomorrow, the blades are leaving on a mission for blood and honor. We're going on a quest to take down one of the top ranked and most deadly things in the Horde." As he continued is speech, his tone increased in volume and potency, as here he was not only giving his decree, but he was also instilling his troops with a frenzy of morale. "We're going to slice, we're going to dice, and we're going to do so in style, because we're the mother fucking Blades of Bedlam, and there isn't a God Damn force on earth that can stop us!" And with that, he raised his mug to the room, an action that quickly mimicked by the soldiers that surrounded him, and then gave a booming roar "BLADES!!!" and slammed back his brew followed by all the members of his order.
"Tonight we drink!" shouted Snark "Because tomorrow, we may die, and I want to be hung over when I pass onto the next life."
Long into the night, the Blades of Bedlam drank, shouted, joked and partied. They were always a rowdy bunch, but when they knew that they were headed on a dangerous mission, they celebrated even harder, and seeing as tomorrow the lot of them would be heading on a mission to slay the second in command of The Horde, Bigmike, they realized how close to the edge of peril they would soon come.
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User Reviews
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-02-09 08:40:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-12-31 11:08:21 (#)
Ranking: -1
Where the hell am I in this? You want to keep the readers' interest, dontcha? I'm a scene stealer.
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Schlong, you and I are in HELL'S SWARM.
So behave yourself as we're here in this dark cave..
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2005-02-09 08:16:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I can't believe I missed this
Submitted by FuckTheArmy (user info) at 2005-02-07 00:17:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Bah, you get the whole two weeks. I haven't got any inspiration to even get started.
Submitted by FuckTheArmy (user info) at 2005-02-02 22:36:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Quite frankly, I'm getting mighty close to giving this a bad rating. I want to see what happens next! Is there a defection of tribes by a spineless armourer? Will the Maelstrom empire get nuclear weapons?
If you don't get moving with this, I'll write the next episode for you. You have two weeks.
And to show you that I am serious, you have one week.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-01-31 22:11:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
If you don't continue this, I'll strangle you.
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2005-01-31 15:55:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-01-19 21:42:14 (#)
Ranking: -2
Rabble Rabble Rabble!
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I'll call that Rabble and Raise you a Rabble rabble rabble rabble rabble.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-01-19 21:42:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Rabble Rabble Rabble!
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-01-06 12:21:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Alright for the horde of pot-smokers! THC-caused deformities are cool...
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-01-06 09:46:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2005-01-04 16:48:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
r0x0r
Submitted by The_Walrus (user info) at 2005-01-04 16:29:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Meanwhile, in the deep underground lair...
GO MAELSTROM WOOO. Ah. My only hope is to survive the first round.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-01-03 21:22:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Meanwhile, miles away in his lonesome and cavernous dwelling, ETS sat in rapture at the prophetic visions in the looking glass before him. If war was looming, ETS knew it was only a matter of time before the battle came to his doorstep.
"Solemnity and wisdom be our guide in this dark hour..." ETS said as he pulled the black curtain over the reflection of the future and present events. "God speed the warring hordes, and God help them if they ever so much as FUCK with me!"
With that ETS extinguished his candles and drifted into the land of dreams...
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2005-01-03 21:06:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HELLS YEAH! LET'S GO MOTHER FUCKER'S!
Hey, PMJ, look at my posts, please? They're very amusing.
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2005-01-03 15:29:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I find myself rooting for the Horde.
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2005-01-03 15:22:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by 1Point21Gigawatts (user info) at 2005-01-03 11:51:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-01-03 07:45:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
YAY!!!!
Submitted by FuckTheArmy (user info) at 2005-01-03 07:13:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Top weapons at good prices!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/55651
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-01-01 16:57:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
okay time bring my charachter out!
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2005-01-01 02:52:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
sweet
Submitted by FuckTheArmy (user info) at 2005-01-01 01:14:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I like knives.
BRING IT!
Submitted by The_Walrus (user info) at 2004-12-31 22:16:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yesssss
Go MAELSTROM!
and kinda like what everyone else has been asking, does 1/1/05 mark the start of posting for everyone involved?
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2004-12-31 18:12:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This is pretty sweet... One question though; should we wait until all the factions are spoken of to start posting, or just get a piece now?
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2004-12-31 15:28:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
BLADES!!!!!
Yeah, I gotta start posting again. I will soon, I promise!
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2004-12-31 15:24:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
And so begins the epic tale...
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2004-12-31 15:08:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
If were rated on our latest post, then I'll be a bodyguard at the moment.
GO HORDE WOOT!!!!!
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-12-31 14:59:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
CATAL- I just asked my stepdad to equate that analogy for me and he said, "Never."
You're fucked, buddy.
Submitted by Shizae (user info) at 2004-12-31 14:46:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
And us of the Solemn and Elder are just going to sit back while you guys destroy each other then come out and wipe the rest of you from this place.
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2004-12-31 14:43:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
People, you're gonna have to accept the fact that the Blades of Bedlam and all of the Maelstrom Empire are gonna stomp you.
The Oozing Horde is going down like AJ's mom!
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2004-12-31 14:33:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The Horde is waiting MOFOS.
-Dave
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2004-12-31 14:12:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
FUCK THEM IN THE ASS WITH A BOTTLE OF VODKA!
GO MAELSTROM WOO!
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2004-12-31 14:07:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
WOO!
Let the asskicking commence!
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-12-31 13:54:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
BRING IT ON, FUCKERS!!!
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-12-31 13:50:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2004-12-31 13:34:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I *heart* PMJ.
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2004-12-31 12:22:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Kickass, but... would you mind terribly letting myself and/or Circe and/or anyone else willing to to it grammar-check these before you post them? I mean, it already looks like you've got a great story going, but the grammatical errors sort of detract from the overall experience. If you were just tired or weren't paying attention or something like that when you wrote it, I apologize for any rudeness on my part.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2004-12-31 12:15:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Where am I?
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2004-12-31 11:31:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fucking-A man!
Cool, this series is gonna be great. Sorry I haven't been posting lately, how are characters do is gonna be based upon the quality of our posts right? I'll try to get to writing then, just been a bit busy with the holidays.
Keep it comin' man.
PS - You can just call my character CATAL
PPS - BLADESSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-12-31 11:08:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Where the hell am I in this? You want to keep the readers' interest, dontcha? I'm a scene stealer.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2004-12-31 10:55:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"Tonight we drink!" shouted Snark "Because tomorrow, we may die, and I want to be hung over when I pass onto the next life."
Good God I love it when art imitates life!!!
Submitted by Bizdorph (user info) at 2004-12-31 10:26:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm the first!