Just One More (996 hits)
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Submitted by Snark << snarkk.at.gmail.com (View user info) at 2004-12-31 13:55:40 EST
JUST ONE MORE
I don't think I can do this much longer.
I'm not as flexible as I used to be and my strength is fading almost as quickly as my skill.
If I had my way, I'd retire right now. Maybe buy an island somewhere and spend the rest of my life nursing my scars and a bottle of scotch.
If I had my way, I wouldn't be half as dependant on the roar of the crowd and the crumpled form of my opponent to show me who I am.
I wouldn't be so mind numbingly, slobbering quick to let my stats on the sports pages define me.
It's funny how you become a bitch to so many things when you're on top.
Agents, Coaches, Media, Bookies... They all have a piece of the Snark, each of them taking their own chunk of flesh. The flesh I handed to them with a grin and a wink.
The flesh I put on the line every time I enter the ring.
I've thought of tearing up my contract. I could probably afford to lose the inevitable lawsuit that would follow, but damned if I don't love what I do.
And I'm real good at it... Hell, I'm the best... well for now any ways.
Like I said, I'm feeling my victories in my bones these days.
Every athlete who reaches the top knows that, eventually, someone better will come along.
That knowledge sits in the back of your head like a slow burning ember, just hot enough to keep you from forgetting its there.
One day, if I keep this up, I'll fall. The question isn't so much who'll bring me down, but rather, when it will happen...
Something tells me it will be soon.
Soon, but not today.
Today I'm going to win again. I've studied my opponent enough to know he doesn't have a chance. My coaching staff is better than his. My equipment is oiled and sharp. I have the advantage of experience and enough of my old speed to make the difference.
No, today I will revel in the bloody adoration of the crowd once again. I'll stand arms raised and reborn.
I'll walk (or limp) back to my dressing room, spent and calm and covered from head to toe in sticky red victory.
God I love this sport.
User Reviews
Submitted by Bickerstaff (user info) at 2005-01-05 15:25:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Dude, you makin fun of me?
Alright, I laughed like a girl.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-01-05 15:17:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hahaha excellent!
Submitted by Xena (user info) at 2005-01-04 18:14:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
this is sweet timing, I just joined a fencing class
Submitted by kochier (user info) at 2005-01-03 19:02:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Tickle (user info) at 2005-01-03 18:56:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HA HA
I thought it was going to be about 2 japanese girls until I saw the pic! :)
D
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2005-01-03 08:27:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2004-12-31 14:55:47 (#)
Ranking: 0
Avals,
That way the match lasts longer as you slowly shred through your opponents protection to the yummy goodness beneath..
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You mean it takes time to shred through that itty bitty layer of protective clothing?
What kind of pussyfied chainsaws are these?!
Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2005-01-03 08:14:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Well, I knew it wasn't going to be boxing... but I definitely wasn't expecting that.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-01-01 07:09:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Damn, Snark. I LOVE it when you write erotica.
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2004-12-31 18:00:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I thought I had this post all figured out...then that damn picture. That sucker is my new desktop background.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2004-12-31 17:45:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm more than willing to give it a try!
Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2004-12-31 16:37:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
...if you think Little Snark can last that long.....
*evil, naughty, dirty grin*
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2004-12-31 16:07:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I get to pick!!!
UMMM UMMM UMMM
One on the lips of course.
One on the tongue.
One on litte Snark. (Can this one last 20 minutes?_
Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2004-12-31 15:58:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Choc full of Snarky goodness.
You get TWO New Year's kisses for the picture.
And one for the post.
Where would you like them?
Submitted by gabrielpm (user info) at 2004-12-31 15:25:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2004-12-31 15:21:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
One of my friends fences, and he read this and laughed in a very ominous fashion. This is not going to end well.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2004-12-31 15:10:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Unfortunately I have to postpone my celebrations till tomorrow, but I'll be with two crazy Japanese women, so I'll do my best to kick it into high gear Shitfuck style.
Have a great night!
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-12-31 15:07:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I figured it was a boxer, living out his last days in smashbrain oblivion.
This was even better then Rocky 5
ITS THE END OF THE FUCKING WORLD TONIGHT BABYS!
!!!!!!!!!!!NEW YEARS EVE 2005!!!!!!!!!!!
Get drunk, get high, get stupid, get rude, GET LAID, GET BROKE, GET TURNED THE FUCK ON.
SHITFUCK SAYS SO.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2004-12-31 14:55:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Avals,
That way the match lasts longer as you slowly shred through your opponents protection to the yummy goodness beneath...
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2004-12-31 14:51:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You sick, sick man, you.
Just one question: Why the protective clothing? I mean, what the fuck is it supposed to protect you from?
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-12-31 14:26:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/31984
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2004-12-31 14:16:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You too TigerLilly!!!
Submitted by Mill29 (user info) at 2004-12-31 14:14:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I scrolled to the bottom right away so it was kinda ruined for me but still great.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2004-12-31 14:13:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
YuP!
Happy New Year!!!
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2004-12-31 14:13:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
The next Necro will be up Monday...
Submitted by Kre8rix (user info) at 2004-12-31 14:09:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Haha...nice
And I don't care if they are pussy saws, that would still hurt like a bitch.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2004-12-31 14:08:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for the pic alone.
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2004-12-31 13:56:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
funny. but those are pussy saws. they couldn't hurt shit.
i don't know why you'd want to hurt shit, but if you did, these would do a poor job of it.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2004-12-31 13:56:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
A quick and dirty blurb.
Definitely not the best thing I've ever written...