New Years: Yet Another Holiday Spent Alone and Sexless (1333 hits)
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Submitted by Val (View user info) at 2005-01-01 01:08:05 EST
I'm home, my roomates are sleeping, someone smoked my dope, and I'm not even drunk.
I hate New Year's. Another year, and yet everything's still the same.
Resolutions include smoking more, getting old and fat, starring in my own reality show, wasting more money, cattle herding, and ruining more lives.
WHO'S WITH ME?!?
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-01-05 11:53:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
fuck me!
whnever I am feeling bad I can always read the replies in this post.
Jebus people.
And rizzo you had no excuse, you were invited to Jared's party.
No offence meant chaps.
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2005-01-02 21:04:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey ... at least you didn't have the second post of 2005. I AM PATHETIC.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-01-02 19:05:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I was with friends when I called you.
Sorry.
Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2005-01-01 21:43:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I may be alone, but never sexless.
Bacon: The food o' the gods.
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2005-01-01 17:06:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I was.......
Alone
Sober
Not having sex (Don't even get me started on that one)
Preparing to go to work
Unable to smoke (anything stronger than cigs)
Bored (Even my VCR has decided to pack up, so I can't even view Porn)
Unable to speak to anyone in America (Cell phone networks get overloaded)
All in All......
A great New Year.
(Can you sense the sarcasm?)
Happy New Year
-Dave
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2005-01-01 16:59:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by someone (user info) at 2005-01-01 16:26:05 (#)
Ranking: -2
Sucks for you! I was making a fool out of myself in front of large groups of people, drinking at two awesome bars, then smoking a really nicely rolled blunt, followed by a bowl that I purchased with some Christmas money. Afterwards, I passed out and sleep beautifuly. Did I mention I get paid for today, and get this! I'm not even working! Two minutes ago (roughly) I smoked another bowl with some friends, and now I am home watching Family Guy about to nap so I can drink again tonight!
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Lucky son of a chicken fucker..
+2 Val cause I feel your pain.
Submitted by sketch9 (user info) at 2005-01-01 16:50:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
im home. just got off work. i lost ten dollars. i have no shrooms. someone stole my bag. no booze. no girlfriend or even a fuck buddy.
it sounds like you're having the same kind of day as i am
Submitted by someone (user info) at 2005-01-01 16:26:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Sucks for you! I was making a fool out of myself in front of large groups of people, drinking at two awesome bars, then smoking a really nicely rolled blunt, followed by a bowl that I purchased with some Christmas money. Afterwards, I passed out and sleep beautifuly. Did I mention I get paid for today, and get this! I'm not even working! Two minutes ago (roughly) I smoked another bowl with some friends, and now I am home watching Family Guy about to nap so I can drink again tonight!
Submitted by BoogieFevuh (user info) at 2005-01-01 15:56:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by PyroBeast (user info) at 2005-01-01 01:11:05 (#)
Ranking: 2
I was
a) With friends
b) Drunk
BUT
c) Not getting laid
Fuckbeans.
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2005-01-01 15:44:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck new years.
Submitted by Smurfs (user info) at 2005-01-01 14:41:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I was:
1) Drunk
2) Singing with friends to Bon Jovi at a hipster bar in Williamsburg (will Zone will understand that marvel)
3) Wondering if I actually like this gil I'm seeing... since I told the girl I went home with that I just wanted a body to sleep with, while my gal is in Cali
Submitted by Revolutionman (user info) at 2005-01-01 14:38:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
My resolution is to use quantum physics in the hopes that it will cause you to smoking more an die.
New years is stupid. Just another day that was made up for... some stupid coorperate reason or something
Submitted by tech-junkie (user info) at 2005-01-01 14:27:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Cattle Herding! w00t!
Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2005-01-01 14:23:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I want to join! I share your plight, though I did have a few good smokes last night. Celebratory cigars, as I'm not much of a smoker. Believe it or not, that was the highlight of my New Year's! That, and knowing my love was loving someone else...Har har! Bitch. Best of luck with this year's resolutions.
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2005-01-01 13:53:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
New year sucks every year. They should call it "get drunk and pissed off because you realise you haven't achieved anything this passed year, you're not gonna end this year on a good note, and you're not gonna start the newt one any different"
People would say that's too long. Well fuck them.
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2005-01-01 13:04:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey, join the club.
No, seriously; join the club: http://www.ubersite.com/m/55622 .
I'd offer to take care of the "sexless" part for you but -- you know -- I'm not really into that whole 'cyber' thing and I'm too broke to buy a plane ticket.
Here's a New Year's +2. GO NEW YEAR'S WOO!
Submitted by Durae (user info) at 2005-01-01 12:53:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2005-01-01 07:48:58 (#)
Ranking: 2
VALBERCON II: Be There (Rating: 0.89 on 52 reviews, last by creep_firebombing 17 days ago)
Submitted by Val (View user info) at 2004-12-05 11:50:32
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You weren't there. Not one shred of pity here.
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Seriously.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-01-01 11:52:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 because bacon is the best thing known to man.
Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2005-01-01 09:19:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
but you is scrumptious no?
for the first year ever. i think i might be smoking less. yes. less.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2005-01-01 07:48:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
VALBERCON II: Be There (Rating: 0.89 on 52 reviews, last by creep_firebombing 17 days ago)
Submitted by Val (View user info) at 2004-12-05 11:50:32
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You weren't there. Not one shred of pity here.
Submitted by Lyric (user info) at 2005-01-01 06:36:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i ahte new eyarbut this yuear was fun and i got laid two ngihts aho
so its all good
new yars whoo!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by seanfogy (user info) at 2005-01-01 06:13:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i love you
Submitted by MadScientist (user info) at 2005-01-01 03:39:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Edit:
My girlfriend is not drunk- she is passed out (drunk).
Submitted by MadScientist (user info) at 2005-01-01 03:38:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I am home, drunk (on 151) with my G/F, and we just had some of the wildest sex evr.
I'll spare you the details.
Submitted by MrCoffee (user info) at 2005-01-01 03:23:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
i was
a) with friends
b) really really drunk (i called a cop a fassist cunt to his face )
c) had sex with my best mates sister
good times
Submitted by EPatrick (user info) at 2005-01-01 03:05:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
It's still 11 pm here, I just bbq'd with my girlfriend. I'm probably not going to get laid though. :( And I'm sober.
Submitted by Joemama (user info) at 2005-01-01 02:34:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
For the pic.
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2005-01-01 01:48:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm smokeless, too; I feel ya. Here's to the coming year being better for you.
Submitted by Tastycat (user info) at 2005-01-01 01:30:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I was:
a) Sober
b) With people I don't really know
c) Having Sex.
I guess that doesn't really make you feel any better. But, I'll join you anyways.
Submitted by Shizae (user info) at 2005-01-01 01:15:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Everyone left me about 2 hours ago, taking all the open alcohol bottles with them so I don't get crap. All the rest is closed and theres, so they'll notice if it's gone.
My New Years resolution was to stop ruining lives, so give me a week until I see it can't be done and help you ruin them.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2005-01-01 01:11:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I'd be happy to ruin some lives with you
Submitted by PyroBeast (user info) at 2005-01-01 01:11:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I was
a) With friends
b) Drunk
BUT
c) Not getting laid
Fuckbeans.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-01-01 01:09:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i am:
a) alone
b) sober
i feel your pain