The Ugly Quotient™ -or- Why Beautiful People Need to Be Mass Murdered By Trekies (2192 hits)
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Submitted by Jay Peg <jgreening> (View user info) at 2005-01-01 16:05:03 EST
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-11-03 03:56:51 EST (#)
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Sylvester Mccoy? http://www.bbc.co.uk/norfolk/content/images/2005/09/27/sylvester_mccoy_drwho_203x250.jpg
He is not trailer trash. He's a Scottish actor.
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2006-03-02 00:18:45 EST (#)
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I've never seen this.
Awesome.
God I look ghey.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-05-25 15:10:07 EDT (#)
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Yep, I remember this post now. It was funny then, and it's funny now.
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-01-17 20:15:43 EST (#)
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+2 for the picture of the redneck sitting naked on the toilet.
Submitted by PoloboiGC (user info) at 2005-01-06 00:18:38 EST (#)
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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-01-02 15:45:28 (#)
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You should have seen how it started...
It was initially gonna be a written post called "Why Did Sideburns Go Insane And Kill All The Pretty People?"
2 days later, it was this...
I have NO life...
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Now this is true. But I love your posts so heres your +2 fatboy.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2005-01-06 00:03:28 EST (#)
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This was funny.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-01-05 23:46:53 EST (#)
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Anytime something happens where people don't blame me, it's always good.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2005-01-05 06:50:24 EST (#)
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Burns looks like a dyke in that photo.
Submitted by switters (user info) at 2005-01-04 23:03:56 EST (#)
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the train derailed.
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2005-01-04 17:37:59 EST (#)
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Decent, but it was funny up until the last bit about them coming back from Africa etc. But +1 just for the Arkansas pics haha
Submitted by magnus (user info) at 2005-01-04 17:00:40 EST (#)
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r u gay?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-01-02 17:30:22 EST (#)
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I loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove you Shlongy.
And I love your "-2 out of spite"
It's tickly.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-01-02 17:23:04 EST (#)
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Which ugly moron are you again?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-01-02 17:19:44 EST (#)
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No, you see...
That's why we blame Sideburns...
They'll be so focused on killing him, when they succeed, they'll have forgotten whjat they were mad about...
Just like setting them down in front of EverQuest.
Submitted by mxc_jwebber (user info) at 2005-01-02 17:18:29 EST (#)
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If this doesn't make B@W, we all get to take turns kicking Fetish in the face(even though we should just do it anyways). You made me come this close *makes diagram with his thumb and index finger* to soiling myself... especially at the end. Congrats on 20000 hits. The next day I have a good cash flow I'll UberBoard the shit out of this.
Submitted by screamfeeder (user info) at 2005-01-02 17:10:38 EST (#)
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What happens when the Ugly Island dwellers make giant killer ninja robots? We all know that ugly people are smarter.
Flaw in the plan I daresay.
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-01-02 16:51:56 EST (#)
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by FreshPrince (user info) at 2005-01-02 16:19:40 EST (#)
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Awesome
Submitted by Tokerson (user info) at 2005-01-02 16:13:00 EST (#)
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Wow... such an excellent plan.
Submitted by Rawrg (user info) at 2005-01-02 16:01:01 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-01-02 15:45:28 EST (#)
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You should have seen how it started...
It was initially gonna be a written post called "Why Did Sideburns Go Insane And Kill All The Pretty People?"
2 days later, it was this...
I have NO life...
Submitted by lizzard (user info) at 2005-01-02 15:39:47 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-01-02 15:18:56 EST (#)
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GOOOOOOOOAAAAAALLLLL!!
Great post. Your plan was a little elaborate, though.
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-01-02 13:18:00 EST (#)
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Wow. Great work man!
Submitted by Adona (user info) at 2005-01-02 13:01:54 EST (#)
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Brilliant.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-01-02 06:51:19 EST (#)
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Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2005-01-01 19:42:06 (#)
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Paaaaahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahah! Gold gold gold gold friggin' gold! I think this is your defining brilliant post.
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I agree whole-heartedly.
Submitted by germy (user info) at 2005-01-02 05:48:22 EST (#)
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so much effort...to suck
Submitted by TheMidnight12AM (user info) at 2005-01-02 05:41:01 EST (#)
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Haha. Reminds me of "A Modest Proposal" by Swift.
Submitted by Demolocke (user info) at 2005-01-02 03:15:16 EST (#)
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That was a REALLY elaborate plan. Sideburns it is, but we must keep him alive so that the blame does not shift elsewhere.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-01-01 23:12:13 EST (#)
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I blame sideburns.
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2005-01-01 19:42:06 EST (#)
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Paaaaahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahah! Gold gold gold gold friggin' gold! I think this is your defining brilliant post.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2005-01-01 19:41:00 EST (#)
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20,000 hits? WOW! THAT AND A DOLLAR WILL GET YOU 25 CENTS.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-01-01 19:29:24 EST (#)
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Yay Darko!
I said it was easy...
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-01-01 19:26:07 EST (#)
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patch adams
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-01-01 19:17:40 EST (#)
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Yay!
Hooray!
Wahoo!
20,055!
WHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
Now...
To mark this occasion...
10 posts of yours will get a +2 (I pick the posts) if you can guess this easy, simple movie quote.
"You treat a disease, you win, you lose. You treat a person I'll guarantee you'll win."
One of my faves...
Submitted by Ignore_the_Small_Print (user info) at 2005-01-01 18:43:53 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by purringbubbles (user info) at 2005-01-01 18:42:02 EST (#)
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We ugly people won't kill the quasi-beautiful people, I swear.
Maybe.
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2005-01-01 18:21:04 EST (#)
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10 more hits, you motherfucker. Then you can join the 200+ of us who have already reached that esteemed plateau.
Submitted by jack11058 (user info) at 2005-01-01 18:20:59 EST (#)
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pwesome
Submitted by The_Walrus (user info) at 2005-01-01 18:12:13 EST (#)
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Sounds like a plan to me.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-01-01 17:49:26 EST (#)
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They become the somewhat beautiful people, like we are now.
See:
Seriously hot --> Dead
Pretty Damn Hot (us) --> Seriously Hot
Average Hot --> Pretty Damn Hot
Kinda "meh" --> Average Hot
Horsey --> Kinda "meh"
"Locked in a box and suffocated at birth" --> Horsey
Submitted by Mill29 (user info) at 2005-01-01 17:43:34 EST (#)
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Great post, but what happens to the borderline ugly/normal people?
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2005-01-01 17:38:52 EST (#)
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AHAHAHAHAHA!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-01-01 17:33:34 EST (#)
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106 hits from 20k, i'm almost giddy. so much so, i'm not even using the shift key.
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-01-01 17:19:59 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Shizae (user info) at 2005-01-01 17:02:58 EST (#)
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When's this boat leaving? I need to be on it.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-01-01 16:58:54 EST (#)
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Wohooo I'm going on a boat trip to africa!
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2005-01-01 16:56:22 EST (#)
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You can't blame hi-<ejaculate> ..erm..
Like I was trying to say..
Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2005-01-01 16:46:56 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2005-01-01 16:24:43 EST (#)
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Don't kill Sideburns, he makes me LOL.
All the other Tards by all means.
This post was pointless.
Yet Fun.
-Dave
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2005-01-01 16:21:52 EST (#)
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I concur. Sideburns must die.
Submitted by CaptainAmik (user info) at 2005-01-01 16:21:27 EST (#)
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I can't think of anything with wit today, the hangover has rendered that part of my brain useless, and i can't -2 anything today either...
Submitted by gabrielpm (user info) at 2005-01-01 16:17:06 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Jarvis (user info) at 2005-01-01 16:15:50 EST (#)
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Paint. Must paint. Must kill? Must kill Sideburns. Paint. Make clean.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2005-01-01 16:15:16 EST (#)
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I think that we thin out the numbers of the slow, dumb, fat people. Because, well, if we were living like actual animals they would have been picked off long, long ago. Instead, we're top of the food chain and letting retards breed and fat people get fatter.
PS: No, I don't think Hitler is cool.
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2005-01-01 16:14:50 EST (#)
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har har lol lmao rofl
Whatever
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2005-01-01 16:09:19 EST (#)
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I was going to make a post similar to a part of this post. Now I can't.
I would have done it better.