Happy Birthday, Stin!!! (1281 hits)
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Submitted by SilvrWolf (View user info) at 2005-01-02 04:16:26 EST
Stin, sweetheart, since you're 4000 miles away and I can't do much more for you on this special day, I thought I'd post my birthday wishes here on Uber.
- I hope this next year brings you the happiness you so very much deserve. I've met no one like you before in my life.
- I pray that I can be the friend to you that you are to me. I owe you a debt I can never repay just because you're there for me.
- I wish that the paths you choose in your future are well-lit and easily traveled; full of hope and joy from ambition to fruition.
- I hope this next year of your life unfolds like a fairy tale, with nothing but magic and beauty.
I send you my love, as always, and hope this day kicks mucho butt for you. Happy Birthday, baby!
<Please, everyone make sure to wish Stin a happy birthday today. She is really one of the most awesome people I know.>
{On a completely unrelated note: GO HOKIES! WOO!!!! (Much love and respect to my boys down in Alabama, but you're going down!)}
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Submitted by Alter (user info) at 2005-06-18 18:31:23 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by nrduncan (user info) at 2005-03-29 07:48:55 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2005-01-05 15:34:27 EST (#)
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Suck a dick, BlueEyes. Oh... nevermind.
The only thing that happened in that game was Brian Randall proved to the NFL that he needs to go to Europe, and Auburn proved that they had a great team. I thought it was a really good game.
Submitted by IllyriaBlueEyes (user info) at 2005-01-05 04:41:43 EST (#)
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Happy belated birthday!! Oh, and i hoped the Hokies would play shitty, and they lost, HAHA!
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-01-03 16:14:57 EST (#)
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Yay for Stin!
Happy birthday.
Submitted by ETS (user info) at 2005-01-03 16:11:13 EST (#)
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Sorry bout that, Silvr.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-01-03 16:10:14 EST (#)
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AWWW FUCK!
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-01-03 16:07:47 EST (#)
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I thought it was the 7th! I must have said it in my mind to remember it, and it got scrambled to the 7th. (Guess that's my brain for ya. It is doomed to burn out in the slowest, most annoying way possible.)
Oh well.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY STINA!!!!! Love you honey. You rock like a hurricane!
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-01-03 13:46:27 EST (#)
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Happy belated day of the celebration of your birth, Stin.
I have to agree with the general consensus - It's a pleasure having someone like you "around" - maybe one day we'll cross paths too.
Vegas anyone?
- L
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2005-01-03 13:34:52 EST (#)
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Stin rocks.
Hope it was a great day!
Submitted by SundanceKid (user info) at 2005-01-03 13:29:01 EST (#)
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Oh, I'm aware of pleanty that was covered up for Auburn's sake... along the same lines. It was a bitch working in the Media Relations office for awhile. It will be a good game today... and tomorrow.
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2005-01-03 02:09:44 EST (#)
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SundanceKid: It's all good, man. I've got tons of family just outside of Mobile, and they're all Auburn fans, so I'm drawing a lot of ire this year.
I have to stay true to my Chokies, though. Shit, I'm just glad this will be the last game I have to watch Bryan Randall play for them. Summabitch! ...waits 'til his senior year to come into his own... All because Mike Vick's dumbass little brother can't keep from having sex with underage girls and speeding while having pot in the car <memorandum to pot smokers and others who transport illegal substances: For your protection from your own stupidity, please obey all traffic laws. It just might save you a felony or two>. Eh, I'm not bitter.
Submitted by SundanceKid (user info) at 2005-01-02 23:53:22 EST (#)
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Hate to -2 this Wolfy, but the last comment has me obligated:
WAR DAMN EAGLE!!!
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-01-02 19:11:46 EST (#)
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Happy Birthday!
It's still your birthday here.
Submitted by sparkle_pink (user info) at 2005-01-02 19:07:37 EST (#)
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I've already said it, but: Happy Birthday, max hottie!
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2005-01-02 18:54:06 EST (#)
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WOO!
I am now technically 22.
Oh the joy of being born at ten to midnight.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2005-01-02 16:21:12 EST (#)
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Stin's that redhead with the nice..er, eyes right? If so happy birthday.
If not have a happy birthday anyway Im in a good mood.
Submitted by Duke_Prometheus_III (user info) at 2005-01-02 15:20:48 EST (#)
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I will not say happy birthday, since you are not from London and therefore made of evil, but I, in my infinite wisdom, will give this trainwreck a +1.
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2005-01-02 15:15:20 EST (#)
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I happen to enjoy kissing Stin's ass, thank you very much. She keeps everything clean and tidy, and there's no unpleasant after-taste. I just pray she doesn't come to a sudden stop; the surgery to get my head removed might be a bit expensive.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-01-02 14:59:36 EST (#)
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Actually, I have no alters...
And I forgot about the MJ poster until just now...
And it made me feel dirty...
Still...
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-01-02 14:55:17 EST (#)
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A bit late, but happy birthday and a happy New Year.
Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2005-01-02 14:48:00 EST (#)
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Damn. I should have known this would contain good wishes.
+1 because Zoidberg's first comment was hilarious.
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2005-01-02 12:37:21 EST (#)
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It may strike you as odd, but most of the people who have said personal nice things have done so because they are my FRIENDS. They are people who I talk to on the phone, who tell me their problems, who I tell my problems to. That's not arse-kissing, that's friendship.
A few examples: Circe called me from Australia on New Years Eve. Mr Wolf and I met at Ubercon, we talk reasonably often. I spent New Years Eve with CookieLass's boyfriend, we talk pretty much daily. And I won't even go into the person who posted this.
So don't be bitchy, Phallic.
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2005-01-02 12:34:49 EST (#)
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cutest picture ever:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/55607
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-01-02 12:30:09 EST (#)
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If Stin had a cock, it would've been sucked off in this post. Now, i'm not nasty, but this is sratching the depths of sycophantic obsequiousness.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-01-02 12:18:01 EST (#)
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Happy Birthday darling.... Lucky I'm having tea at my folks or your birthday wishes would be a day late!... Hope you had a good new year, thanks for the call.
loves, Paul.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-01-02 12:12:04 EST (#)
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haha, i guess we know who posts as MJ now
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-01-02 12:07:56 EST (#)
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I love birthdays.
YOu can smear little kids with cake frosting and lick it off with y...
Wait...
Um...
Damn...
Submitted by kaysee (user info) at 2005-01-02 11:55:00 EST (#)
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+2 to Stin 'cause she shares my birthday! Stin you are a year older than my twin and I :)
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2005-01-02 11:10:41 EST (#)
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I trust it was me you were asking, Shlongy, and not Silvr?!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-01-02 09:19:29 EST (#)
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I'll trade you: You give me head...I'll give you a Happy Birthday. Deal?
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-01-02 07:15:12 EST (#)
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Yeah, happy friggin birthday and stuff.
YAY to getting pissed!
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2005-01-02 07:08:13 EST (#)
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What the hell... I reckon I can be nice one day of the year.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY STIN!
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2005-01-02 06:46:49 EST (#)
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Zoidberg: Sorry to disappoint... leave your birthdate here and I'll fix you up with those kinds of goodies on YOUR b'day.
Circe: A wedding the day after your b'day? That takes skills. How do you pull a wild, wonderful night of drunken birthday debauchery and then get married the next day? My b'day is on the 12th. Go March babies! Woo!
Stina: 19... tick-tock...
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-01-02 06:36:26 EST (#)
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Stin! Happy birthday honey.... I need you to sign onto AIM for me real quick-like. I have a favor to ask!
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2005-01-02 06:28:09 EST (#)
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Thank you!
19 sleeps to go honey...
WOO IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!!! YAY!!!
Let there be much cake, vodka and merriment across the world for today is the day Stin is 22!
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-01-02 05:46:40 EST (#)
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Uhm.
My birthday is the 25th.
I'm getting married on the 26th and that date is stuck in my head.
Plus, I'm all kinds of retarded.
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2005-01-02 05:45:16 EST (#)
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What did you expect, kiddie porn and goatse?
as a matter of fact, yes!
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-01-02 05:40:27 EST (#)
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Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2005-01-02 04:33:00 (#)
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Because we're not everyone else... If you don't like it, don't click on a post titled, "Happy Birthday, Stin!!!" What did you expect, kiddie porn and goatse?
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Well, if somebody made me a birthday post....
(26th March. I like blondes.)
Happy Birthday, Stin. You're the most lovely, goodhearted, purely sweet person I've ever known.
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2005-01-02 04:57:19 EST (#)
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Happy Birthday Stin.
Hope you have a great day/week/month/year etc.
-Dave
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2005-01-02 04:44:30 EST (#)
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"a midget in flip-flops, holding a cake on a elephant's knee, with a monkey impregnating the ear of the lion tamer to his right."
If I had found that picture, it would have definitely been in this post... and every subsequent post I would ever write from that point forward.
Submitted by foodman (user info) at 2005-01-02 04:44:15 EST (#)
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"What did you expect, kiddie porn and goatse?"
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Uh, yeah...Where is it?
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-01-02 04:37:51 EST (#)
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you make a good point, but i still had a thought that their might be a bizarre picture of a guy with a hoola-hoop on his member, like a card from an adult bookstore.
or their could have been a couple making out and a arrow bubble pointing to it saying "this will be us"
or a midget in flip-flops, holding a cake on a elephant's knee, with a monkey impregnating the ear of the lion tamer to his right.
i always click with hope.
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2005-01-02 04:33:00 EST (#)
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Because we're not everyone else... If you don't like it, don't click on a post titled, "Happy Birthday, Stin!!!" What did you expect, kiddie porn and goatse?
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2005-01-02 04:28:12 EST (#)
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Why don't you faggots get married on Everquest like everyone else?
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-01-02 04:23:29 EST (#)
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icky. if i want love letters i read penthouse forum.