War at last! (920 hits)
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Submitted by BigBear (View user info) at 2003-03-11 06:07:09 EST
Its gonna happen I can feel it, the posturing is going to come to an end and we'll be able to get down down to the nitty gritty of bombing and then invading (to some degree) Iraq, it was reported yesterday that American engineering firms are already submitting bids for the re-building of Iraq, and if that isn't a good indicator that you're gonna flatten it all I don't know what is! but enough of my half baked theories and down to the real reason for this post, who else here likes a good war simply for the excellent TV that it provides?
Hours and hours of Explosions and tanks and guns, now thats what I call quality entertainment!!
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Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2003-03-19 16:42:50 EST (#)
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The Israeli/Palestinian area of the Middle East should be nuked into a gigantic glass crater, only way to stop teh bullshit there.
Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2003-03-19 16:26:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh, yeah! Hours left. I can't wait! (theme from Empire Strikes Back)
Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2003-03-18 17:27:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I just realized how cool it would be if Saddam launched a gassed filled Scud at Israel and then Israel would retaliate with a Nuke. And then all the rest of the Arab nations would get in on the act. How wild would that be. That would make great television.
Submitted by MassD (user info) at 2003-03-11 15:31:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I say bomb the dumb bastards back to the stone age...
Wait a minute, that would mean advancing their culture...
Nevermind.
Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2003-03-11 15:05:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This new bomb is going to be highlight of the show.
http://www.cnn.com/2003/US/03/11/sprj.irq.moab/index.html
I hope this war will be ready for sweeps week.
Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2003-03-11 11:22:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That must be why we're going to bomb Iraq. Those damn things don't work worth a crap.
Submitted by sky (user info) at 2003-03-11 11:13:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I got one of those for christmas ...gag gift from sis. They have absolutely no value and point. I have mine still in the box to give to someone else. Better off with a pocket rocket. geez.
Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2003-03-11 11:04:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by sky (user info) at 2003-03-11 10:33:05 EST (#)
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Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2003-03-11 10:19:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No wonder we have so many friendly fire incidents. If you can't even identify sarcasm then how the hell can you spot the enemy.
"I'd rather have the German army in front of me than have the French army behind me." - George S. Patton
Submitted by EH (user info) at 2003-03-11 10:00:31 EST (#)
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I am going to take a guess but you are not in the military are you? most people who serve this country(except for the marines) are not exactly estatic about war. I personally am not against it, but I am also not for it. If they cut me orders I will be over there doing what needs to be done. I am up to go over there any time and I am just waiting for the word. I personally dont believe that this will be as easy as they say. If sadam is pushed into a corner he will come back with any force necessary. He has already said that he would rather die then leave his position. The use of biological agents are not (for the most part ) harmful to citizens who can easily escape its cloud. Military members are forced to stay there and fight, being exposed to the harmful toxins and everything else. Anyhow, you are right when you say its comming. Better indicators then yours would be the fact that every hospital in the united states right now is looking for type o blood donations. That blood is universal and can be used to give to anyone. The last time they did a major call for that type was in 1991.
Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2003-03-11 09:47:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
There's nothing like the smell of gunpowder in the morning.
Submitted by dpcoe (user info) at 2003-03-11 06:07:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Must destroy mankind! (His watch alarm goes off) Ooh, lunchtime!
-- Homer Simpson
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