Things I like to drink when I'm stoned (1175 hits)
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Submitted by ZeroSignal (View user info) at 2005-01-03 22:45:37 EST
Nothing beats a 40 of Old E.
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Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2005-05-16 00:18:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I bet you felt so cool after you posted this.
"references to alcohol and pot? man, now these people will KNOW Im cool!!!"
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-05-15 17:56:28 EDT (#)
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Steel Reserve.
"Get me some of that 211 nigga!"
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2005-05-14 22:55:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Ich (user info) at 2005-05-14 22:24:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's Duck Tape, a registered trademark. I used Duck Tape. There's a difference; duct tape is a generic term for all similar items and Duck Tape is a registered trademark. I used the second option because that was more accurate.
Submitted by Heather (user info) at 2005-01-04 11:20:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I like chocolate milk.
Submitted by Totally_useless (user info) at 2005-01-04 08:43:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-01-03 23:23:13 (#)
Ranking: 2
Vodka Cranberry with lots of ice, a joint and some pussy. Mmm!
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Kai nailed it.
Now Kai, DUDE, send me some fucking HYDRO!
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-01-04 08:12:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by MaximusPadus (user info) at 2005-01-03 23:16:31 (#)
Ranking: -2
OE tastes like piss. It is 93 cents over here, to make an even dollar when tax is included! Now THAT'S for the niggers.
hahahahaha
Submitted by lordofduct (user info) at 2005-01-04 06:02:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
because you reminded me how 40's are against the law in south florida! I miss Conneticut, but then they have that blue ribbon law! DAMN catch 22!
Submitted by Chinaski (user info) at 2005-01-04 05:04:05 EST (#)
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-2 for this:
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Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-01-03 23:57:38 (#)
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One time, I brought back a bunch of 40's from the states. My buddy got so pissed, he stood up from the couch, staggered into my kitchen, stood in front of my stove, pulled out his dick and pissed all over it. Never again!
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Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-01-03 23:99:38 (#)
Ranking: -2
Murrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr murrrrrrr Murrrrrrrrrrrr murrrr
Submitted by Calios (user info) at 2005-01-04 02:04:58 EST (#)
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+2 'cause Afroman rocks
-2 'cause Patti LaLelle rocks harder and she did it years ago.
there is no judging my logic... 'cause i'm right. so there.
About all ppl know of "malt liqour"
in australia
http://www.40ozmaltliquor.com/oe800.html
[Chorus]
Well I'm a afroholic, call me Afroman
Love to sag my khakis with a tall can
My homie pop the forty of some St. I's
Now that knucklehead staggerin from side to side
We the loudest homeboys in my neighborhood
We look real bad but we feel so good
My thirst is quenched but my cravin won't extinguish
I need some forty ounce mother fucking Old English
Put the top in my mouth put the bottom to the ceilin
Drink it diggy diggy down till I get that crazy feelin
I'm just walkin down the street with some chicken and a forty
I'm yellin at these hoochies and I'm lookin for a party
Drink it fast, make it last, till you know it ain't no mo'
Outta doe, here we go back to that liquor sto'
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2005-01-04 01:20:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Yuck, it's too sweet! If you need a quicker buzz than beer can give you, there are many far more flavorful drinks to choose from.
Submitted by okokididitbutiwasdrunk (user info) at 2005-01-04 01:07:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
+1 for the title, I have never agreed with anything more than that
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-01-04 01:06:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
classy.
Submitted by someone (user info) at 2005-01-04 00:47:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I like drinking wine and sleeping pills when I'm stoned. Now THATS a buzz.
Submitted by Joemama (user info) at 2005-01-04 00:32:20 EST (#)
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It is but one, of many cultural ascetics, that
should be deleted from the shelves of stores.
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2005-01-04 00:09:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.40ozmaltliquor.com/laser.html
YES! LASER MALT LIQUOR!!! I remember this stuff being 88 cents a bottle! 88 cents!!! This was only 6 years ago or so. I heard they don't sell this stuff anymore though. :(
I guess it is onto MD 20/20 now...
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-01-03 23:57:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
One time, I brought back a bunch of 40's from the states. My buddy got so pissed, he stood up from the couch, staggered into my kitchen, stood in front of my stove, pulled out his dick and pissed all over it. Never again!
Submitted by ChannelDunlap (user info) at 2005-01-03 23:28:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Man, I got some Old E one night, and 1.5 40s into it start smoking this blunt, and promptly puke all over the place. Let me tell you something about Old E. It tastes almost as bad comming up as it does going down. I now refuse to even touch something that says 'Malt Liquor' on it.
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-01-03 23:23:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Vodka Cranberry with lots of ice, a joint and some pussy. Mmm!
Submitted by MaximusPadus (user info) at 2005-01-03 23:16:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
OE tastes like piss. It is 93 cents over here, to make an even dollar when tax is included! Now THAT'S for the niggers.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2005-01-03 23:01:58 EST (#)
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Big Bear, LOL.
My ex-room mate said that stuff was like 'drinking native piss' and a big Indian guy was right behind her. I couldn't stop laughing...until she punched me. Then I laughed even harder.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-01-03 22:55:20 EST (#)
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3 40s of old E do
Submitted by ZeroSignal (user info) at 2005-01-03 22:49:18 EST (#)
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Yuengling? Asian piss beer? Stabkill inspires me to make yet another post.
Submitted by mazman23 (user info) at 2005-01-03 22:47:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Well...yeah....Sounds good to me
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2005-01-03 22:47:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Gross.
Thats like drinking the Canadian equivilant, Big Bear.