USPS Blind Date Questionairre (1451 hits)
Category: NoneRating: 1.59 on 47 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Finding The'Mo (View user info) at 2005-01-04 00:15:38 EST
As a overly picky gay man, I'm usually single. As such I'm set up on a lot of blind dates by well meaning friends who have no taste in men or clue as to the important aspects of a potential relationship.
Thankfully the US Postal Service has provided a pre-date survey of sorts that all women and ghey menz can provide to their blind dates, just so you can decide if dinner and a movie has any chance of leading somewhere special.
Without further ado...
http://postcalc.usps.gov/packagelanding.asp?MT=2&OZ=79406&DZ=79606&P=5&O=2&image1.x=26&image1.y=13
User Reviews
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2005-02-13 05:56:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THEY CHANGED THE WEBSITE
fucking USPS who tipped them off?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-02-09 15:58:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
all right, I surrender.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-02-09 15:33:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Classic Zoid, just classic. I laughed my ass off for the first time today, Thanks.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-02-09 15:13:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE: http://www.ubersite.com/m/58766
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2005-02-08 21:57:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I noticed this review of yours:
"Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2005-02-08 19:13:36 (#)
Ranking: 1
Because if G_d is on your side then automatically he can't be on the other.
But if both sides claim G_d its only the side that screams it loudest that gets heard "
And found your last post to ask you a question.
Are you Jewish? I learned in class the other day that the name for god in the Jewish Bible was spelled YHWH (I think) with the vowels left out because his name is too holy to write out. And that Jewish people don't say the name out loud. Do you write G_d for the same reasons? If so, can you explain a little why keeping the vowels missing makes the word more holy? I'm not trying to be innapropriate or offensive, if I am please tell me. Or if you don't want to explain or whatever that's ok too. I just found it really interesting is all.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-02-06 18:32:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
rate the fag! http://www.ubersite.com/m/58766
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-02-04 22:05:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by TheOneGhost (user info) at 2005-02-02 12:45:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
YELLOW ASS ATTACK
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-01-13 14:25:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
haha
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2005-01-11 03:04:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
nice
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2005-01-07 22:33:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
plus fucking two!
bloody brilliant i say, bloody brilliant!
good show, wot.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-01-06 15:44:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
How did I miss this???
Submitted by whataefag (user info) at 2005-01-06 15:38:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by jack11058 (user info) at 2005-01-04 20:13:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i laughed so hard at this i choked on my diet cherry coke.
you rule.
Submitted by bossk (user info) at 2005-01-04 16:01:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
didn't anybody else check that their package was a shrub or a tree?
Anyone?
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-01-04 15:49:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
apparently, it would take me $30.40 to do you in the pooper, overnight...
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-01-04 15:34:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Zoidy, I'm still laughing at this, 12 hours later. Am I easily amused perhaps? NO! This was just hilarious is all.
right?
Submitted by lessthanfour (user info) at 2005-01-04 15:27:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I knew what page this was linking to before I clicked, but that didn't make it any less funny.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2005-01-04 15:13:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by Jaineix (user info) at 2005-01-04 14:56:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hahah, that was classic. Not at all what I was expecting!
Submitted by lucid (user info) at 2005-01-04 14:03:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I laughed.
Submitted by engine13 (user info) at 2005-01-04 13:30:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Made me giggle like a little girl.
This would just be sad -
Less than 6 inches long, or 3 inches high, or 1/4 inch thick
Submitted by Heather (user info) at 2005-01-04 11:34:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hehehhehehhehhehheehhehhehheheheheh
Submitted by MaximusPadus (user info) at 2005-01-04 10:01:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
yay Zoidberg.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-01-04 09:27:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
"shrub or tree"
*snicker*
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2005-01-04 09:11:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Package.
HurHur.
-Dave
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-01-04 09:04:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Both this post and this review made me laugh like a fucking idiot:
Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2005-01-04 03:33:19 (#)
Ranking: 2
I chose "A shrub or tree"
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-01-04 08:55:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"It's a sledgehammer"
Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2005-01-04 08:35:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2005-01-04 06:02:46 (#)
Ranking: 2
I laughed like the retard I think I may be
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2005-01-04 06:02:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I laughed like the retard I think I may be.
Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2005-01-04 03:33:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I chose "A shrub or tree"
Submitted by Banga3386 (user info) at 2005-01-04 02:38:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Thank you, I needed that laugh
Banga
Submitted by TheMidnight12AM (user info) at 2005-01-04 02:30:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Bwahaha. My dad works for USPS....
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GAH!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2005-01-04 02:13:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2005-01-04 02:00:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
its cool, don't worry bout the ratings
just had to post this because its had me giggling all day
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-01-04 01:45:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
haha
Clever.
Submitted by Demolocke (user info) at 2005-01-04 01:39:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
This is 1.3-worthy but I've gotta round.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-01-04 01:29:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you're uh gay?
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-01-04 01:23:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Zoidy, this STILL cracks me up... genius!
Submitted by ChannelDunlap (user info) at 2005-01-04 00:57:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2005-01-04 00:53:24 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by ChannelDunlap (user info) at 2005-01-04 00:47:20 (#)
Ranking: -1
a pre-date survey of sorts that all women and ghey menz can provide to their blind dates
I think if I ever went on a blind date and the 'chick' handed me some info on her 'package', I'd be a little worried. OK, I'd be more than a little worried.
Someone told me that the dumb ones wouldn't get it.
You don't hand them the survey filled out, you give it to them to...nevermind, I dont have enough crayons on hand to explain it to you
Ooohh, well when you put it that way. -2 for poor wording.
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2005-01-04 00:53:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by ChannelDunlap (user info) at 2005-01-04 00:47:20 (#)
Ranking: -1
a pre-date survey of sorts that all women and ghey menz can provide to their blind dates
I think if I ever went on a blind date and the 'chick' handed me some info on her 'package', I'd be a little worried. OK, I'd be more than a little worried.
Someone told me that the dumb ones wouldn't get it.
You don't hand them the survey filled out, you give it to them to...nevermind, I dont have enough crayons on hand to explain it to you
Submitted by ChannelDunlap (user info) at 2005-01-04 00:47:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
a pre-date survey of sorts that all women and ghey menz can provide to their blind dates
I think if I ever went on a blind date and the 'chick' handed me some info on her 'package', I'd be a little worried. OK, I'd be more than a little worried.
Submitted by VoRn (user info) at 2005-01-04 00:46:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
LOG (Lots of Giggles)
Submitted by CanucksFan (user info) at 2005-01-04 00:36:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
he he..package
Submitted by Joemama (user info) at 2005-01-04 00:35:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by barnaby (user info) at 2005-01-04 00:21:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
clever
Submitted by bush_for_god (user info) at 2005-01-04 00:21:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment