Who's your Momma? (741 hits)
Category: SportsRating: 1.65 on 19 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Nicole <nakita963.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2005-01-04 13:05:47 EST
I just thought I'd let everyone know that the Übersite Fantasy Football season is officially over and as if I needed another boost to my already colossal ego, I, the only woman in the league, kicked everyone else's lily white ass. Yes, you read that correctly. I beat everyone, placing first in the league tournament as well as having the highest total score for the season. Basically, I mopped up after these sniveling little babies who call themselves football fans.
In preparation for the kissing I should be receiving I lotioned up both of my cheeks this morning so bend over and get to it, guys.
(This is the spot where I would have included a blurry picture of my ass if I had access to my computer at home)
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Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-01-04 16:38:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-01-04 14:35:44 (#)
Ranking: 2
what if we weren't in the league, can we kiss it anyway?
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2005-01-04 15:43:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hay mami.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-01-04 15:10:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You're just lucky I wasn't in that league.
I still would've lost, but I would've done it more annoyingly.
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-01-04 14:35:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
what if we weren't in the league, can we kiss it anyway?
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2005-01-04 13:57:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
whoa we get to kiss "it"?
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-01-04 13:51:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Whadya win? Whadya win?
Submitted by JohnGalt (user info) at 2005-01-04 13:50:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This was almost a -2 for leaving off the picture.
Anyway..Congratulations! Well done! You suck. I hate you. I hope next year all your players become good friends with Ricky Williams and end up kicked out of the NFL smoking weed in third world countries.
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2005-01-04 13:36:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Chicks can play foosball? What?
Congratulations!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-01-04 13:30:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2005-01-04 13:08:41 (#)
Ranking: 2
Is it wrong that this line
"In preparation for the kissing I should be receiving I lotioned up both of my cheeks this morning so bend over and get to it, guys. "
Gave me a semi?
-Dave
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*SQUIK* *SQUIK* *SQUIK* *SQUIK*
No...
*SQUIK* *SQUIK* *SQUIK*
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-01-04 13:23:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Nicole3 (user info) at 2005-01-04 13:18:19 (#)
Ranking: 0
hehehe...
I know if I didn't make a post about this no one would mention it on the site.
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Of course not! Now you get down with your bad self!
Well done!
Submitted by Nicole3 (user info) at 2005-01-04 13:18:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
hehehe...
I know if I didn't make a post about this no one would mention it on the site.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-01-04 13:15:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
WOO HOO!
+2 for a woman kicking ass!
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-01-04 13:15:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Don, How do you think that I feel? I had the Philly Defense...after they gave up like 800 points to Cincinatti. I somehow managed to pull off a win though.
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2005-01-04 13:11:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
In preparation for the kissing I should be receiving I lotioned up both of my cheeks this morning so bend over and get to it, guys
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Damned game...
Damned Patriots defense...
Damned 6 points
Should I make a reservation for the ass kissing, or should I just get in line?
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-01-04 13:11:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Mazel tov.
Submitted by Rawrg (user info) at 2005-01-04 13:10:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Way to go men of Ubersite...
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-01-04 13:09:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for kicking everyone's ass
-1 for no ass picture
+1 cause I won $150 for 2nd place this year!
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-01-04 13:08:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
*smooch*
Hey, 8-9 isn't too bad.
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2005-01-04 13:08:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Is it wrong that this line
"In preparation for the kissing I should be receiving I lotioned up both of my cheeks this morning so bend over and get to it, guys. "
Gave me a semi?
-Dave