Um, You Know I Can See You Doin' That, Right? (814 hits)
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Submitted by acrog (View user info) at 2005-01-04 13:41:15 EST
There's something I have noticed DJ'ing a club over the past 6 months.
People on a dance floor seem to think that they are invisible or something.
I have seen many, many interesting, gross and sexual things pearched in the DJ Booth.
Things I have seen:
-Nose picking, followd by booger eating
-Girls picking their panties out of their ass
-A guy fingering his girlfriend, sliding his hand up her shirt pinching her exposed nipple while dry humping her ass
-Boobs falling out of blouses
-A guy rubbing himself off from inside his pocket while watching two girls dyke it up on the floor
-Middle aged men standing around the edge of the dance floor looking like he is stalking his next rape victim
-50ish year old white women backing-that-ass-up to 20ish black guys in the middle of the dance floor where their 50ish husbands can't see them because he's getting plastered at the bar.
-A couple trying to fuck in a booth (until they got busted)
-Girls flashing the guy thier dancing with (yeah, he's the only one that saw that, baby)
There's other thing, but this is getting boring so I'll stop.
Don't forget, Just because it's crowded and there are lots of flashing lights
DOES NOT MEAN THAT YOU ARE INVIVIBLE.
I can see you, and I have a camera.
User Reviews
Submitted by CJRipley (user info) at 2005-01-05 07:51:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice, very nice
Submitted by gabrielpm (user info) at 2005-01-04 18:16:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by acrog (user info) at 2005-01-04 16:17:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-01-04 16:06:53 (#)
Ranking: 1
How long has Tim Wakefield been DJing on the side?
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Ha, You bastard you found me out
Cody is just my stage name
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-01-04 16:06:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
How long has Tim Wakefield been DJing on the side?
Submitted by acrog (user info) at 2005-01-04 15:46:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Eh, sorry about the type-o there
And this stuff is not annoying. I didn't mean for it to come accross that way.
It's actually very entertaining.
I don't really catch this stuff on purpose. I just constantly scan the room looking at people, trying to figure out what I need to play next.
Submitted by thaumaturge (user info) at 2005-01-04 14:44:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I did sound once at a club and saw this "invisible" girl rubbing down her evenings prey in the "hidden corner".. As much as you might want to say that it's annoying, we all know that it's hilarious.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-01-04 14:39:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
You are the luckiest dork in the world.
Submitted by Umbra_Astralis (user info) at 2005-01-04 14:29:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"Invivable." It's clever at the least.
On another note, I'd be pleased to know that a DJ actually noticed me feeling up a girl among all the others on the dance floor.
That means I must be doing something right.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-01-04 14:20:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-01-04 14:12:04 (#)
Ranking: 1
Ew, gross! Drunk people do some stupid shit. Good thing I'm perfect and would never dream of getting drunk and doing anything like that. Heh. Heh heh... *hangs head in shame*
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Are you implying that the video you didn't know we made is fake?
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YOU SWINE! PREPARE TO TASTE THE WRATH OF ME!
(shouted using voice of Dr. Weird from Aqua Teen Hunger Force)
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Tasted something alright, but I don't think it was wrath....
Heh.
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-01-04 14:13:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
that was probably me. flashing my man boobs again. <hangs head in shame along with Jeanneee>
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-01-04 14:12:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-01-04 14:07:53 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-01-04 13:49:36 (#)
Ranking: 1
Ew, gross! Drunk people do some stupid shit. Good thing I'm perfect and would never dream of getting drunk and doing anything like that. Heh. Heh heh... *hangs head in shame*
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Are you implying that the video you didn't know we made is fake?
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YOU SWINE! PREPARE TO TASTE THE WRATH OF ME!
(shouted using voice of Dr. Weird from Aqua Teen Hunger Force)
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-01-04 14:09:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
HA!
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-01-04 14:07:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-01-04 13:49:36 (#)
Ranking: 1
Ew, gross! Drunk people do some stupid shit. Good thing I'm perfect and would never dream of getting drunk and doing anything like that. Heh. Heh heh... *hangs head in shame*
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Are you implying that the video you didn't know we made is fake?
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-01-04 14:05:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
tell us more- i'm really nosey.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-01-04 13:58:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah.. it sucks to be you huh ?
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-01-04 13:55:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I've always wanted to be invivable.
Seriously acrog, do you think any of them even care?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-01-04 13:54:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by DamienX (user info) at 2005-01-04 13:45:30 (#)
Ranking: 0
You didn't see me steal your car.
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HA!
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2005-01-04 13:49:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm going to duct tape myself into my house now.
People also think that they are invisible in their cars.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-01-04 13:49:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Ew, gross! Drunk people do some stupid shit. Good thing I'm perfect and would never dream of getting drunk and doing anything like that. Heh. Heh heh... *hangs head in shame*
Submitted by MaximusPadus (user info) at 2005-01-04 13:47:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by DamienX (user info) at 2005-01-04 13:45:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You didn't see me steal your car.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-01-04 13:43:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I swear it wasn't me.