10 things you sould know before you go to prison (NSFW) (1160 hits)
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Submitted by Cell block prophet (View user info) at 2005-01-04 16:48:16 EST
You walk in to the fish tank & see where you will be spending the next 20 years.
Here is all the shit you need to know to stay alive.
1) Your a number now forget your name
2) No one cares if you did it or not
3) Do not ever go in to debt for any reason with any one
4) Never back down, if a man wants to fight whip his ass right there & then
5) no one inside is your friend no matter how down they may seem
6) Stay to yourself (gangs will get you killed for no good reason)
7) Pick some one who has no protection & beat them till their blood soaked
8) Never use words like, bitch, fucker, asshole, to make a point (this may lead to your death & or rape)
9) Find a way to make the time go by fast (work out, read, run, learn)
10) Come out of that shit whole better than you went in
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Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2005-01-10 16:57:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 die!
Submitted by Joemama (user info) at 2005-01-04 21:17:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
#3 should be in "caps" and underlined.
#6 should have been in more "detail".
+ if went in as a "man"
you will exit the same.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-01-04 20:09:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Useful information:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/40484
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-01-04 19:30:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
No, it's like you see on Oz.
Submitted by gabrielpm (user info) at 2005-01-04 17:59:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-01-04 17:55:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-01-04 17:31:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
13) Don't be born a fucking idiot and get caught in the first place.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-01-04 17:06:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
and one more...
sit when you pee
Submitted by Rawrg (user info) at 2005-01-04 17:05:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Snooze...
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-01-04 16:58:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
What about:
12) Jello is great anal lube?
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2005-01-04 16:57:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Someone's been watching too many prison movies
Submitted by tech-junkie (user info) at 2005-01-04 16:54:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Not funny and not useful... for me at least
Submitted by magnus (user info) at 2005-01-04 16:53:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
its ok but you forgot
11) never drop the soap!