Is Ashley Simpson an anarchist? I report... YOU DECIDE! (1306 hits)
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Submitted by <dethcow.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-01-04 22:57:32 EST
While watching the visual catastrophe that was this year's Orange Bowl halftime show, I noticed that during Ashley Simpson's performance, behind all the terrible dancing and past the synthesized shitty music, there was a familiar symbol: the grand ol' encircled Anarchy "A". It immediately occured to me that this must be her adopted symbol, and as I am not particularly fond of the total decimation of all that is audible, I had no prior knowledge of this travesty. Hell, for all I know, her album might be entitled "Anarchy for Airheads," but I have never heard this topic discussed previously and so I feel an obligation to offer my humble observation: If I were to compare Ashley Simpson to a form of government (or lack of government, in this case), it most certainly would not be anarchy. I would more than likely compare her to the type of society that exists among lamprey and leeches when they congregate and elect a syphilitic hooker as their Cosmocrator. This type of government is called a Suckocracy, and I feel that it embodies everything that is Ashley Simpson.
What about it Ubersite? With what form of government would you compare Ashley Simpson?
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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-01-11 21:36:56 EST (#)
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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-01-05 11:04:03 (#)
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Caveman feudalism.
If you don't like the same shit as the guys with more deer meat, they'll pound you over the head with it until you submit...
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I see this, and I wonder what I was on, cause I have NO idea what it means...
Submitted by Seralena (user info) at 2005-01-11 21:28:30 EST (#)
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Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2005-01-05 08:41:31 (#)
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Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2005-01-04 23:45:26 (#)
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I wonder if she hates it when people misspell "Ashlee" as much as I do.
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Growing up, there were only 2 of us in the school. We had an Ashley (me) and an Ashlee(not me). I think those should be the only spellings allowed. Probably because that is what I am used to.
Now in my son's class there is an Ashli (that pains me) and horror of horrors and Ashleigh (why God, why?). Who comes up with these?
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Do you know what it is like to be cursed with one of these names? I bet not one in ten of you could pronounce my name correctly from it's spelling. But it's not like I had a say in it. At least I never get mixed up with anybody else. My last name is impossible too, it's German based and has a silent H and an E that looks like it should be silent and isn't.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-01-11 21:10:23 EST (#)
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OMFG. I lovez Ashlee Simpson.
Her lyrics are SOOOOOO DEEP
-2 DIE!
Submitted by dethcow (user info) at 2005-01-05 14:31:16 EST (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-01-05 10:32:19 (#)
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The anarchy A was up behind Kelly Clarkson as well. I think they are in cahoots on the "Overrated Pop Stars for Anarchy" movement.
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It's a frightening thing: If any more musical butchers join their ranks, we should all brace ourselves for the imminent toppling of the established order of all that which does not suck. Only Godzilla could save us then.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2005-01-05 13:02:35 EST (#)
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Yes, because spelling a child's name differently in honor of one parent and mistakenly naming two after STDs is so very comparable.
Since we're going into andecdotes, and since you think that whomever chose the spelling of my name chose the "retarded" way, let me tell you a little about my dear old dad. The one who had colleges hounding him, all but begging him to attend because, let's face it, he was a hell of a lot more intelligent than you. There's this thing in some families called "tradition," just because your family is too neanderthal to have them doesn't make it stupid.
The next time you feel the need to disrespect my deceased father via attacking his choice for his daughter's name, do let's keep in mind that the choices you've made in life don't exactly show you to be the brightest crayon in the box. Get over yourself, you arrogant whore.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-01-05 11:04:03 EST (#)
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Caveman feudalism.
If you don't like the same shit as the guys with more deer meat, they'll pound you over the head with it until you submit...
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-01-05 10:32:19 EST (#)
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The anarchy A was up behind Kelly Clarkson as well. I think they are in cahoots on the "Overrated Pop Stars for Anarchy" movement.
Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2005-01-05 08:41:31 EST (#)
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Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2005-01-04 23:45:26 (#)
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I wonder if she hates it when people misspell "Ashlee" as much as I do.
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Growing up, there were only 2 of us in the school. We had an Ashley (me) and an Ashlee(not me). I think those should be the only spellings allowed. Probably because that is what I am used to.
Now in my son's class there is an Ashli (that pains me) and horror of horrors and Ashleigh (why God, why?). Who comes up with these?
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2005-01-05 01:50:42 EST (#)
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Anarchy for Airheads
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2005-01-05 01:26:31 EST (#)
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yeah I noticed the Anarchy symbol.
what does anarchy have to do with a highly corporatized sporting event? Im a little lost
Submitted by someone (user info) at 2005-01-05 01:20:13 EST (#)
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Capatalism. And I don't mean that neccessarily in a condescending way.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-01-05 01:15:41 EST (#)
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and I'll return that, ASHLEY, with a resounding, "Not if my life depended on it."
and on the subject of parents cursing their children with retarded names... I used to go to school with these twin girls named Syphillis and Gonnorhea... pronounced si-PHYLLIS and gah-NOH-ree-uh. Their dumb twat of a mother read them on a poster at the clinic she frequented whilst pregnant with them, and thought that they were greek goddesses. Poor girls. They went by Phyllis and Rhea. But it was a hilarious thing when we had a substitute teacher.
I read somewhere that in some place in Canada... I wanna say Montreal, but don't quote me... that you have to submit your child's name to the census board or some shit... and they can reject that name if they feel that it's some kind of practical joke, or will get the kid ridiculed on the playground. That should be a worlwide practice, I feel. And it should extend to naming your kids perfectly normal names, but just spelling them retarded.
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2005-01-05 00:56:47 EST (#)
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suckocracy!!! that is funny
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2005-01-05 00:38:35 EST (#)
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My parents almost named me Stanley. Or would it have been Stanlee. Hmm.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2005-01-05 00:36:54 EST (#)
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Well, since my parents named me, and did so in honor of my father, Joseph Lee, I think I'll respond to that with a hearty "eat me, you pretentious, condescending cunt."
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2005-01-05 00:33:20 EST (#)
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I think I'm going to change the spelling of my name to Stephe and then insist it still be pronounced 'Steve.' AHAHAHAA
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-01-05 00:29:51 EST (#)
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Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2005-01-04 23:45:26 (#)
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I wonder if she hates it when people misspell "Ashlee" as much as I do.
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Guess what... if you stop spelling your name all retard-like, people don't misspell it. Think on THAT one for a little while.
Submitted by Ex_Lux_Astrum (user info) at 2005-01-05 00:08:55 EST (#)
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All I know is that after watching 1.2 minutes of her "singing" <read: screaming like a pig stuck with a red-hot pitchfork>, I desperately flipped channels to find bad commercials to watch. What an untalented, fucking useless twat.
Submitted by EagleHawk (user info) at 2005-01-04 23:49:09 EST (#)
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The sound only didn't work for Kelly Clarkson. I think.
I wish it carried over to Ashlee's performance, though.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2005-01-04 23:45:26 EST (#)
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I wonder if she hates it when people misspell "Ashlee" as much as I do.
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2005-01-04 23:36:02 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-01-04 23:30:46 EST (#)
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Thank you.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2005-01-04 23:30:35 EST (#)
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It's spelt ASHLEE. STOOPID!
-2 because...Well, I don't know. We flipped it over from the World Juniors to catch a flash of her ugly mug and quickly turned it back.
Canada PWNS in Hockey, Suckers!
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-01-04 23:22:19 EST (#)
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well said, shlongy.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-01-04 23:18:59 EST (#)
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I have more talent in my sphincter than this broad has in her entire fatass body. She's fucking horrible.
Also, I am curious to know exactly WHO has bought one her records.
I don't know them.
Submitted by Umbra_Astralis (user info) at 2005-01-04 23:18:56 EST (#)
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I think the booing was directed toward the technical staff as they couldn't get the sound to work so that the crowd could hear any of the singers.
Of course, if the sound was working properly, I'm sure the crowd's reaction would have been the same, since 15 year old girls generally refrain from attending college football games.
Submitted by FuckTheArmy (user info) at 2005-01-04 23:09:02 EST (#)
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I don't think I know who she is... that said, I'd say it was government based on self image -
Idiocracy.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-01-04 23:01:55 EST (#)
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My favorite part of the game so far is when she just got fucking booed at the end of her "song."
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-01-04 23:01:28 EST (#)
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i'll tell you what she is...
she's polishing brass on the titanic.
Submitted by switters (user info) at 2005-01-04 23:00:40 EST (#)
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