Incoherence and a Fine Ramble (599 hits)
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Submitted by CaptainAmik (View user info) at 2005-01-05 06:15:14 EST
Where to begin? Canada wins another medal in hockey? A tsunami kills thousands of people? New Years kills hundreds and thousand of brain cells? What do we as a collective have to wax on and on about? Might as well start with the best.
New Years started out like a day as most days out, rose out of bed, went to the bathroom, took care of the morning wood...everyone should know what that is about. Dressed, ate and went on my way, however little did I think about where my day would take me.
The drinking started around noon, around the same time I got to the breakfast table, dad wanted to start the day off right, easily progressing into sport replays from the night before, not a problem, for a hung over disaster like myself. I think that was the downfall of my plan, and most likely anyone else's plans that fine December 31.
Around 6 o'clock, it really began, a few of us decided to pre-party-pre-drink at my house, play some 8-ball and think about the night ahead of ourselves.
Fast-Forward a few hours:
We are sitting in the bar that I have a summer job at and one of out friends little brothers has rented it out. Free chicken wings, cheap beer and the promise of cheap champagne could not keep us away. The night goes fine, until a girl I used to know picks me out and tells me how great it would have been if we got together 4 years ago. As amused as I was this was not amusing to her now boyfriend who clearly had been rehearsing his next few words at the bar who came up to me and said....and I quote.
"I haven't liked you, and I never will"
As much as I wanted to laugh in his face for taking so long to quote any random asshole jock movie I just looked at him told him I was drunk, was happy for his newfound recollection of his hate for me, and decided to walk home.
Another Fast-Forward :...( maybe about 10 minutes)
Walking across an unplowed bridge, I was struggling through the snow, falling about every four steps, drunk off my ass and all of a sudden, a van pulls up.
"Hey, let us give you a ride"
"Fuck you, you creepy bastards" all the words I could think of while I was lying face down in the snow
"No, it's not like that, you're obviously trying to get home and we want to help"
Then the cops show up and pull across to the wrong side of the road. I really loved this part.
"Is there a problem here?" The police asked me as I told the people in the van to eat a dick.
"No, no problem officer, I was just about to get a ride home with these good Samaritans"
So I did as any smart person would, I flipped off the cops and got into the back of a complete strangers van.
As soon as I got in I thanked them for their and warned them about picking up drunk university students; however that is a complete story on its own. I gave them my angry perspective on life and how I should have knocked out the movie quoting ass hat, but the kind folk had brought me to the door by then and the kind get into the van had turned into a shut up we don't care about your problems so I went in to my house, crawled into bed, threw on a movie and passed out in my pants.
Anyway, Happy/Tsunami/Christmas/New Years/Hanukkah/re:16 year olds/and any other thing you could fit in here.
Sadly I have more to say but that will take another post, especially the one about a cute uber girl that I am talking to.
(Now I read this and realize you shouldn't write shit drunk. but atleast I spell-checked, and Canada won.)
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Submitted by Squijee (user info) at 2005-01-05 07:40:02 EST (#)
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Submitted by PoloboiGC (user info) at 2005-01-05 07:39:38 EST (#)
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This post sucked..
and I thought my alter was bad..