Tits on the radio. (816 hits)
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Submitted by Zombie Reagan (View user info) at 2005-01-05 16:03:38 EST
My fellow Americans, listen up. Tonight heralds a new landmark in media history: the first nationwide conservative radio network for the deceased. And as the foremost dead President still decaying, it is my pleasure to host this groundbreaking new show.
So lets get down to business. Here at Conservative Rot Nationwide we don't rest on our laurels.
On the show tonight we have universally beloved columnist Ann Coulter. She'll be spouting nonsense with a thick undercurrent of bile, lightly sprinkled with thinly veiled racism and religious violence. She's a damn fine woman, and I hear she's a demon in the sack. And she keeps those uppity towelheads in their place.
Then we'll have a segment advising the most effective suicide methods for all those poor godless liberals suffering out there. Don't miss "EMBRACE DEATH, FOUL SPAWN OF SATAN!" with the Rev. Jerry Falwell. I've met many gunshot victims here on the other side, and I heartily recommend a firearm related death for you all. Remember your mothers advice: DO WHAT THE GIPPER SAYS, BITCH!
At 9 we have some dead dude from the Nixon Administration, and at 10 Maggie Thatcher takes the mic with her delightful magazine "How to please your man and rule with an iron fist in 10 east steps." Don't miss it!
And now, it's time for you - the caller - to tell us what you want to hear. Just call up now on 1-800-DEDNLVNIT and give us your request.
You know what Bob, this is almost as much fun as the time Errol Flynn and I beat those Mexican hookers half to death on the set of - wait - a light is flashing! Our first caller is on line 1.
- Hello Ronny, my name is Freddie, and I'd like to request "A Little Peace and Quiet," by "Shut the Fuck Up." Fuck you very much!
Well it's great to hear from you Howard, and....WHAT DID YOU SAY TO ME! I'LL HAVE YOU FUCKING KILLED! I STILL HAVE FRIENDS AT THE CIA, WITH ONE - JUST ONE - PHONE CALL YOU'RE A STAIN ON THE SIDEWALK. I'LL BE WIPING MY UNDEAD ASS WITH YOUR SORRY CARCASS AND YOU'LL THANK ME FOR IT. EWIGE BLUMENKRAFT! HAIL HITLER! FUCK THE POPE! SEE YOU.....bip.
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User Reviews
Submitted by downerSTAIN (user info) at 2005-01-05 22:32:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
She needs a damn good meal...
...in the pooper.
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2005-01-05 19:26:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
And there I was, thinking one of the better bands would get the spotlight.
Have a +1...
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-01-05 16:18:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/55948
Freaky
I have the same picture in my post, just two posts earlier than this one.
I hate this bitch
+2 for coincidence alone
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-01-05 16:12:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
i've never even heard of her
in the pooper...oh, wait
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2005-01-05 16:09:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I would love to rape that hateful sack of shit until she bled to death from rectal tearing
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-01-05 16:07:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
*laff*
My God, is that really Ann Coulter? She is, if you'll pardon the expression, Jew-skinny.