Cookie has a crown!! YAY NSFW (1902 hits)
Category: Humor -> Dirty HumorRating: 1.47 on 44 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by chuck butkauskas <chuckb1.at.consolidated.net> (View user info) at 2005-01-05 16:19:27 EST
And I present this crown in all its glory to Cookielass.
One of the newer greater writers on UBER!
User Reviews
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-02 18:21:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2005-01-07 18:40:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-01-05 21:36:58 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2005-01-05 21:09:23 (#)
Ranking: 0
i'll take the long pink one, please.
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that's got to be the one to the left of the beige specimen
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Right-O.
The beige one looks all stubby. Hmm..they all look rather small except the long pink one. Hence the reason I chose it.
Most of these are probably bigger than they look on this scale, or on cookie girls head. The one that looks like a candy cane is sort of neato. I dont think I could actually use a striped vibrator, tho.
Submitted by Lunch_Pail (user info) at 2005-01-07 18:25:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
whoop. yes i concur that was pretty retarded. have a +2 for that
Submitted by houseman (user info) at 2005-01-07 11:36:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Lunch Pail you fucktard. This is my post not Cookies dumbass!
Submitted by Lunch_Pail (user info) at 2005-01-06 18:21:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You still continue to +2 yourself??? lemme guess your boyfriend from scotland has never seen u in person?
Submitted by houseman (user info) at 2005-01-06 18:00:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Cookie darling you finally noticed the subtle
coordination of hair and penis shaped plastic.
I think it would be sweet if your face was on a t-shirt!
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2005-01-06 13:24:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-01-06 13:01:08 (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.cafepress.com/neg2die
If Cookie would allow, I will make stuff with this dildo-crown...
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if you could put a space between the -2 and the Die on the baseball jersey I'd appreciate it... i'm gonna buy one.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-01-06 13:19:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
dude... I've just noticed.... that crown coordinates with my hair! What genius!
Jay, only if I get an ample cut of the profits. I've got a boyfriend to ship over from Scotland, you know!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-01-06 13:01:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.cafepress.com/neg2die
If Cookie would allow, I will make stuff with this dildo-crown...
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-01-06 00:36:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"his name is steeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeve mother FUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKIIIING
polychronopolous
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-01-06 00:32:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
damn shes hot.
Submitted by PoloboiGC (user info) at 2005-01-06 00:25:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
We'll I do because well your not the prettiest pig in your pen.
LOL ugly people.. so easy to fuck with.. hahahah
I will write "how hard it is to be pretty vol.1"
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-01-06 00:23:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
a) this isn't my post, braintrust.
b) I'm not ugly by a long-shot
c) I'd rather be ugly than stupid
d) who gives a shit?
Submitted by Lunch_Pail (user info) at 2005-01-06 00:16:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
and youre a worthless bitch for +2 ing yourself.
Submitted by PoloboiGC (user info) at 2005-01-06 00:12:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Cookie your a ugly bitch... no joke...
plus your reheaded damn thats fucked.. a fire crotch as well.
that's-2 for the fire crotch..-1 million for your face..
so take your negative 2 and shove it wear the dildo's on your head go..
Yes us pretty people are assholes.. shit not my fault god is selective of who he gives the prettyface to.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-01-06 00:00:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
and like I said on your post... excuse me while I cry my eyes out over that. I'm SHATTERED!!
Submitted by TimeCop (user info) at 2005-01-05 23:57:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't know what talking head is, but I'm fairly sure you can't talk while giving head.
I'd like to see more people wearing sexual pleasure devices as accessories.
Submitted by Lunch_Pail (user info) at 2005-01-05 23:50:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
do i care bitch? you started with me. talking head is the same as talking shit. i woulda been real nice if you didnt start with me. like i said in my post- i wouldnt even date you.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-01-05 21:58:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
talkin head? wtf? you're a moron, and I'm writing you off completely. Loser.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-01-05 21:57:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Listen, I'm going to lose it if ANYONE talks head anymore.
talking head = immediate death
...that goes for busting bitches, too.
Submitted by Lunch_Pail (user info) at 2005-01-05 21:51:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
AHAHAHAHAHA you come talkin head about how I look?? AHAHAHAHA you are busted bitch!
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-01-05 21:47:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
cock-face bitch.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-01-05 21:36:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2005-01-05 21:09:23 (#)
Ranking: 0
i'll take the long pink one, please.
...........
that's got to be the one to the left of the beige specimen
Submitted by cwl989 (user info) at 2005-01-05 21:15:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2005-01-05 21:09:23 (#)
Ranking: 0
i'll take the long pink one, please.
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There's a lot of pink in that crown.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2005-01-05 21:09:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i'll take the long pink one, please.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-01-05 21:01:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
She's a dickhead...kind of.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/55870
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-01-05 20:57:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
What I like is that none of the dildos are too large to present a challenge to
the insecure.
This post is a metaphor for hope.
Submitted by Shizae (user info) at 2005-01-05 20:11:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-01-05 16:20:07 (#)
Ranking: 1
Why did this turn me on?
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Please let it have been her face that turned you on, not the numerous dildos atop her head.
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-01-05 17:27:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
beautiful!
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-01-05 17:26:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
BOW!! BOW BEFORE ME MORTALS!! ALL MUST COWER IN THE SHADOW OF MY DILDO CROWNED GLORY!!!!
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2005-01-05 17:24:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That's hot
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2005-01-05 17:15:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-01-05 16:21:04 (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAHA!
<ejaculates>
whoops...
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AHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-01-05 17:05:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
offended? fuck no!! this RULES!
Submitted by houseman (user info) at 2005-01-05 17:00:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Cookie sorry if I offended you. I just thought you might
think this amusing and I do enjoy your writing.
Submitted by Monarch (user info) at 2005-01-05 16:56:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 because she (quite literally) asked for it.
Nice of someone to deliver.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-01-05 16:45:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Dude...that crown is like the tits man!!
I want one! what fun could be had with one of those.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-01-05 16:33:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Here's where the inspirado for this gem came from
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-01-05 15:32:56 (#)
Ranking: 2
Dammit, Jay! You were supposed to offer me a DILDO CROWN! What the hell, man. Ruining my hopes and dreams of being crowned with a lovely array of dildos.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-01-05 16:30:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Are those... are those dildos on her head?
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-01-05 16:30:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HO
LY
FUCK!
I don't know who you are, and I don't care! I love you! Desperately, madly, unendingly....
FINALLY!! I have my dildo crown!!!!!!
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-01-05 16:26:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Kisser of all ass.
Submitted by Jaytexmich (user info) at 2005-01-05 16:23:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Dude I dunno know. I was married to a redhead for 7 years. LOOK OUT, man.
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-01-05 16:21:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAHA!
<ejaculates>
whoops...
Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2005-01-05 16:20:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Dude, I love redheads. Fucking A.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-01-05 16:20:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Why did this turn me on?