Lunch Pails WOMEN PART 1 (WITH PIC) (632 hits)
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Submitted by Lunch_Pail (View user info) at 2005-01-05 19:03:11 EST
Women piss me off plain and simple.
I just called my latest "interest" and there was no answer. I dont know why but this pisses me off and I figured now is a good time to vent my frustration right before my work out.
Anyway, on with the point. Women are crooked. Thats all I can say. Now men are crooked too but there are some good ones (like myself) as there are some good women. Now this is going to be poorly written but I don't give 2 shits. First off I'll talk about my last 3 "interests".
Vicki
17 years old (I was 21 then). THis is a bad situation from the word go. I met her on yahoo and she lied about her age. OK no biggie because 16 is legal here in Iowa. I pick her up the next day and she is smokin. "Holy shit what have I gotten myself into?" We go rent a few movies and go to my dad's to watch them as he has pimp rides and a nice house- figured Id act like a baller, lol. The night progresses and I have a few drinks. I was a little confused here because I didnt think she was attracted to me at all (this was my first "interest" after losing a ton of weight). Suddenly she snuggles up to me on the couch- jackpot. I hold her real tight the rest of the night without making a sexual advance (Im a gentlemen). I drop her off and she hugs me- I lean in and give her a long passionate kiss (im a good kisser, ive been told). She leaves and Im going nuts- not beleiving Im hooking up with a hottie. Im kinda emotional (not crying type but I get very passionate in my beleifs and shit and I do beleive in love at first site) I fell in love with her on the first night and told her this like a dumbass. She did what any woman would do with a man that loves them- she walked all over me. My vision clouded by love I did everything I could think of to make her happy- most of which she didnt ask for but I knew she wanted. Now a few days later she says she doesnt want a boyfriend yet but we should still talk. OK, coo. Then a couple weeks later she says she loves me- all is well. I have a party and her friend tells me my friend is trying to get on Vicki. Vicki all of a sudden wants to leave so I drive her back home clear across town- arguing the whole way about how im gonna bash my friends head. Thinking it was his fault, I wasnt mad at her. We spent 3 weeks always together having a blast. Then one night she gets mad because I was drunk and when she went to leave after our kiss I kinda pulled her back because I wanted to kiss her more. The next day she is acting real shady and says she doesnt love me but freaks out when I tell her we shouldnt talk any more. So we keep "talking" then one night we go camping with my friend and his family which im very close to. I get plastered. Were laying in the back of my Jeep about to go to sleep when she says she wants to go home- fuck that. Im drunk as shit. So we argue for like 2 hours and I take her home (she doesnt care who gets hurt as long as she gets what she wants). Im pissed and dont give her a kiss when we get back. I then call and apologize- why I dont know. Then I go golfing with Tim who is kinda hardcore and I decide to tell her to go fuck herself. I go on some spiel and rip her apart she gets pissed and hangs up on me- awwww helll no I didnt get to tell her were through. I call back and her retarded 16 year old friend tells me hes gonna kick my ass- what a joke. I never spoke to her again.
Turns out she told my friend she wanted to suck his dick- thats cute it was all HER fault.
Ok to keep these posts short Ill do 3 seperate ones.
Ok heres my pic for the first time on ubersite- rip me apart I dont give a fuck. Maybe if some uber ladies want a true sweetheart they will hit me up, LOL!
My final post in this series will have some theories about women.
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Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2005-02-27 06:35:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-02-03 23:36:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Lunch_Pail (user info) at 2005-02-03 23:25:58 (#)
Ranking: -2
fuck i wanna stromp you out. all the inbred douchebags that gave u +2 need stomped also