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SPT - Coming out of the closet. (629 hits)

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Rating: 0.25 on 5 reviews (Rate this item) (V)

Submitted by Steve Dusome <sillywilleh.at.yahoo.ca> (View user info) at 2005-01-05 22:49:51 EST

People of uber: I have a confession.

I need to come out of the closet.

I am..

FIFTEEN.

Yes. I said it. And you sick fucks thought I was a homo. Silly bastards.

Also, I will be attempting to come to the next Ubercon.

So long as it in in a PG-13 environment. And yes, thank you, I do suck.

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Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2005-01-05 23:51:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

dont bother showing up then. pg-13 isnt going to happen. especially if i am there. however your mother is probably closer to my age and she is invited if she is hot.....and fucks.

Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-01-05 23:40:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

so, does this mean its wrong for me to jerk off to your posts?

nah, i didnt think so either.

Submitted by foster (user info) at 2005-01-05 23:11:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

haha

Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2005-01-05 22:53:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

You are a homo you fucking homo.

Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2005-01-05 22:51:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I knew it. I'm a pedophile.

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take a vacation.

Homer: Uh, Smithers already left, sir. I'm his replacement, Homer
Simpson.

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