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Random thoughts (512 hits)

Category: Humor

Rating: -1.82 on 12 reviews (Rate this item) (V)

Submitted by Remission <Beergood.at.beer.com> (View user info) at 2005-01-05 23:25:01 EST

"I like ground beef."
"Huh?"
"I've heard DMX is an existentialist."
"But of course he is, dear. But seriously.. what the shit are you talking about?"
"Why do people with the Jesus fish on their car drive slow?"
"I guess it is because they know where the road ends."
"So you're advocating religion?"
"Hell no!"
"So you're an advocate of people driving slowly?"
"You aren't making any sense..."
"Oh, I'm not making any sense? Fine.. I'll roll with this"
"How about I stick this wooden spoon up your pee hole, would you like that?!"
"Only if the weather is right..."
"The weather is never wrong, just the weather man."
"I love the scotch!"
"Thats anchorman.. not weather man, you daft twat!"
"Don't call me daft."
"Oh, okay.. you're just a twat."

User Reviews

Submitted by DifferentTrains (user info) at 2005-01-06 11:22:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Did I miss something?

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-01-06 10:46:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

THIS
BLOWS
ASS

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-01-06 09:13:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

This fucking stank.

THIS is how you pull off a "random thoughts" post.

http://www.ubersite.com/m/47978 - "Famous Tits and Ass"

Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-01-06 09:07:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

B@W

Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-01-06 08:19:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Awesome.

Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-01-06 07:03:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

don't post when you're sober either.

jeeeeez..

Submitted by VoRn (user info) at 2005-01-06 05:52:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

This really really really sucked.

Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2005-01-06 01:25:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

You suck at this.

Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2005-01-05 23:48:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

i tried the whole random thoughts thing once. now i can see why it didnt get over.

Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-01-05 23:35:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

B@W

Submitted by Kre8rix (user info) at 2005-01-05 23:33:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

me too

Submitted by Remission (user info) at 2005-01-05 23:31:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Don't mind me I am drunk.