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My Cataclysmic Orgasms (1011 hits)

Category: Romance

Rating: -1.5 on 12 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Sue Nommi (View user info) at 2005-01-06 05:29:00 EST

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Like ripples on water, my orgasm builds outward, until finally I crescendo in massive waves of ecstacy -- Beware all in the path of my wanton pleasure.....for I will drown you in the currents of my cum, crush you in the paroxysm of my passion.


Love,
Sue

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User Reviews

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Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-01-06 13:26:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2005-01-06 06:07:53 (#)
Ranking: -2

Women who squirt make me want to pee the white pee too early.

HAHAHAHA

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Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2005-01-06 10:39:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I don't agree with transforming cataclysmic events into physical exhiliration.

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Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2005-01-06 09:57:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

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Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-01-06 08:55:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Hi I'm last week have we met?

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Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-01-06 08:50:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2005-01-06 05:57:52 (#)
Ranking: -2

It doesnt matter what it was about, this sucked.

hahaha

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Submitted by theshrew (user info) at 2005-01-06 07:52:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

any relation to Tue Nommi? the black and white shite

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Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-01-06 07:12:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

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Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2005-01-06 06:07:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Women who squirt make me want to pee the white pee too early.

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Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2005-01-06 05:57:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

It doesnt matter what it was about, this sucked.

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Submitted by Ex_Lux_Astrum (user info) at 2005-01-06 05:37:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

gee, you're a regular Sherlock Holmes

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Submitted by VoRn (user info) at 2005-01-06 05:36:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Just read the name and got it. I'm so ghey.

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Submitted by VoRn (user info) at 2005-01-06 05:32:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

That just wasn't good. Also I don't know if it was a tsunami joke.

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