how many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? (1437 hits)
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Submitted by DyingBreed (View user info) at 2005-01-06 08:32:57 EST
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one to screw it in, and one to SUCK MY DICK
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Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-12-05 00:43:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm doing my best to give the title of worst ever to a post that is more deserving than this one:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/38407
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-10-28 01:34:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-28-19 01:33:39 (#)
Ranking: 2
There is a solid page of ok writing with -2s. That is stupid. I am weeding it all out by giving every one of them a +2; that way posts that have -1.67 with 120+ reviews gets worst ever.
Submitted by TweakinIan (user info) at 2005-10-13 01:12:15 EDT (#)
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ummm...
hmmm...
what words to say...
ASSHOLE
REDNECK
RAPIST
Submitted by HighFructoseCornSyrup (user info) at 2005-10-13 00:32:42 EDT (#)
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worst ever
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2005-10-10 07:05:11 EDT (#)
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FUCK. YOU.
Submitted by zoobie2000 (user info) at 2005-10-10 06:53:03 EDT (#)
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ha ha almost the worst post ever.
Submitted by Dante_Alighieri (user info) at 2005-09-24 22:03:20 EDT (#)
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Go drink some more Drano, maybe it'll clear all the bullshit out of your system. The picture is a fucking atrocity.
Fuck you.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-06-24 16:39:46 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-02-03 23:13:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by FuckTheArmy:
"You make EVERYONE look bad for letting you exist."
Couldn't have said it better myself
Submitted by Freight_Train (user info) at 2005-02-03 22:57:55 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Rammstein (user info) at 2005-02-03 22:57:23 EST (#)
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+2 for being an anti carol richards post
-4 for not being fat tony
Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2005-02-03 22:56:45 EST (#)
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Although i hate Carol that was a shit joke.
-2
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-02-03 22:49:30 EST (#)
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Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-02-03 22:47:44 (#)
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B@W
Submitted by johnnyclubmasterson (user info) at 2005-01-23 06:04:31 EST (#)
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Genius
Submitted by DyingBreed (user info) at 2005-01-07 09:41:48 EST (#)
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"It's guys like you I want to beat the shit out of" ...good luck man :)
"Hi, I'm morally shocking everyone for attention. I hope that I can offend everyone so that I get a million "hits"." ...your skills of perception amaze me. you dont have the intelligence, let alone the WISDOM to analyze my motives child. walk on along
im really LMFAO right now watching you bitches get your panties in a wad. it was a JOKE, said with utter sarcasm. its like i can laugh at dead baby jokes, but with a distant view. i know a dead baby in and of itself is not funny, but when coupled with techniques to staple its hands to the floor, or ways to load them into a dumptruck, they suddenly become very amusing.
lol, and michelle, you read WAAAY too much into it. nothing here but a lame joke and a lame picture. i didnt need the info from all the bitches here to realize that.
good day folks :)
Submitted by transhuman (user info) at 2005-01-06 23:19:41 EST (#)
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Submitted by thaumaturge (user info) at 2005-01-06 15:54:41 (#)
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Hi, I'm morally shocking everyone for attention. I hope that I can offend everyone so that I get a million "hits".
LAME
Submitted by thaumaturge (user info) at 2005-01-06 15:54:41 EST (#)
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Hi, I'm morally shocking everyone for attention. I hope that I can offend everyone so that I get a million "hits".
LAME
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-01-06 15:39:41 EST (#)
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-2 die
Submitted by Pharathyse (user info) at 2005-01-06 15:27:03 EST (#)
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"and because I have the advantage of knowing you well enough to understand that you are trying to justify that kind of behavior."
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ok my typing sucks...
Should have been "that you are NOT trying..>" in the above sentance.
Submitted by germy (user info) at 2005-01-06 15:12:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
this chick totally partied on my balls then i threw her into a coat rack.
she made me soup.
i panned it.
Submitted by Pharathyse (user info) at 2005-01-06 14:42:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
oh boy.... I've know you for 12 years or so and I know you've never, nor would you ever treat a woman that way, 'Churd.....but I have to say there are times when you're sense of humor completely escapes me. The only small connection between the title and the pic I could make in this analytical (and often dysfunctional) brain of mine was this:
1)Feminist women seem to have this "anything you can do I can do better" attitude.. not all but some. They don't seem satisfied with equality, but instead pursue dominance.
2)A large part of that aforementioned segment of women seem to have no qualms about picking fights with men...( In fact I would venture to guess there are more physically abusive wives/girlfriends than many people would think)
In this society, if man A and man B have a quarrel, and man B decks man A in the jaw and further fighting ensues, a fair percentage of people would still view this as two men settling their difference as men. However, say a man and a woman become involed in a heated argument and she belts him one. Should he physically retaliate in any way that's even the slightest bit harmful to her,then he is percieved as being an abusive asshole and taking advantage of the "weaker sex" by many folks.
It's my humble opinion if a woman decides to initiate fisticuffs then she should be prepared to take the other half of the fight like a man. No "he's bigger and stronger than me" pity BS the first time you get hit back. (let it be duely noted that this does not apply to men who beat the snot out of women as a means of intimidation or just because they are slimy turds and happened to feel like doing such a thing without first being beset upon physically by a woman)
so here is how it worked out.
-2 for not really saying anything about why you even found this at all amusing
+1 for giving my mind some creative leeway to expound upon an opinion of mine, and because I have the advantage of knowing you well enough to understand that you are trying to justify that kind of behavior. You probably just wanted to see how many people you could piss off <grin>
If that's the case.. bravo. It looks like you did one hell of a job. :P
Submitted by MaximusPadus (user info) at 2005-01-06 12:44:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
DyingBreed, I was the only one to positively rate your post. Just know that 1 person out of every 15 thinks you're not gay.
Submitted by big_wigger (user info) at 2005-01-06 12:03:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
your breed is dying because instead of making sweet wonderful love to a woman you punch them in the face
not funny
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-01-06 10:59:02 EST (#)
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Shit.
Pure shit.
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2005-01-06 10:14:15 EST (#)
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What the hell is Maximus Padus doing?
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2005-01-06 10:14:00 EST (#)
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Follow your own advice, fuckwit.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2005-01-06 10:07:21 EST (#)
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you are a virgin aren't you?
In fact, I'd go so far as to say that your one and only "fan" here is also a virgin.
good luck with that carpal tunnel thing
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2005-01-06 09:53:43 EST (#)
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Why are assholes like you allowed to annoy us with crap like this?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-01-06 09:52:40 EST (#)
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Must be that "new math"...
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-01-06 09:45:00 EST (#)
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I found the wording a bit trite, I think alleteration should be avoided when constructing prose such as this.
Submitted by Ka (user info) at 2005-01-06 09:39:13 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by MaximusPadus (user info) at 2005-01-06 09:37:15 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-01-06 09:34:43 EST (#)
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well said, Stin.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-01-06 09:31:34 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2005-01-06 09:30:25 EST (#)
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Awesome!
Submitted by FuckTheArmy (user info) at 2005-01-06 09:27:07 EST (#)
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I don't see how this has anything but a perfect -2.
Oh well, fuck you anyway.
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-01-06 09:15:06 EST (#)
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That's how you can tell Norwich are such a manly club, no poofy girly team like united would wear yellow and green.
Besides I'm sure you do wear Everton shirts Apollo, I saw a post the other day which had a photo of you wearing one.
Submitted by SAECULUM.AUREUM (user info) at 2005-01-06 09:14:47 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2005-01-06 09:12:10 EST (#)
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Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2004-06-24 04:51:31 (#)
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You wait until you've seen a friend in intensive care, monitors bleeping all around her, a machine forcing the air into her lungs and tubes administering blood, meds and fluids.
You wait until you've tried to hold her hand to tell her it's ok but you can't because it's got no skin on the back where it's been torched with a welder.
You wait until you can't recognise your beautiful, loving friends face because it's so swollen and distorted from the punches, and you can no longer tell what colour her skin is because of the bruising.
You wait until you get that phone call at 3am to say come down to the hospital to say goodbye, because we don't think she's going to live to see 4o'clock.
You wait until you arrive when they're pulling back to covers so that you can see the crumpled torso where too many ribs have been broken.
You wait until you've seen it, and if you can still make jokes about it after that, then go ahead.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-01-06 09:00:00 EST (#)
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Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-01-06 08:42:44 (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-01-06 08:34:50 (#)
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Is it 1994?
Are my clothes back in fashion?
Woo!
And the award for oldest joke ever goes to..................
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Me and my Jesus biting his nails joke?
What do you mean back in fashion apollo? Everton shirts and brown speedos where never in fashion. """"
Says the man who wears YELLOW every other saturday.
AND I DO NO WEAR EVERTON SHIRTS, unless by 'wear' you mean 'wipe arse with'.
Submitted by bobber (user info) at 2005-01-06 08:54:56 EST (#)
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Why don't you show us pictures of you smacking your brats around too? What an asshole.
And, the funny answer to the joke is:
"How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?"
"None of your business, and it's not funny anyway."
I'm sure you don't get it, without the bruises and the twisted satisfaction. Assholes like you should not only be banned from the internet, but drowned and removed from society. What a fucking dick.
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-01-06 08:42:44 EST (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-01-06 08:34:50 (#)
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Is it 1994?
Are my clothes back in fashion?
Woo!
And the award for oldest joke ever goes to..................
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Me and my Jesus biting his nails joke?
What do you mean back in fashion apollo? Everton shirts and brown speedos where never in fashion.
Submitted by theshrew (user info) at 2005-01-06 08:41:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
oh i get it, this is cool cause its old school, like retro and stuff? oh wait no, its just shit
Submitted by Rocktsrgn (user info) at 2005-01-06 08:40:57 EST (#)
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idiot.
Submitted by FuckTheArmy (user info) at 2005-01-06 08:38:24 EST (#)
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You suck man. It's guys like you I want to beat the shit out of because you make EVERYONE look bad for letting you exist.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-01-06 08:34:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Is it 1994?
Are my clothes back in fashion?
Woo!
And the award for oldest joke ever goes to..................