Alley Baggett's Nipples (2467 hits)
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Submitted by Captain "Big Balls" Foamy (View user info) at 2005-01-06 21:04:38 EST
Phone call with your dad
Foamy: What up?
Your dad: Foamy why don't you bring your mundo boner over the crib later
Foamy: It's to early to be that gay buddy
Your dad: I'll wax yo sack
Foamy: Do you have soup?
your dad: I have Ramon noodles
Foamy: Roman noodles are for ass pirates
Your dad: Come on the kids are at school
Foamy: I'm gonna fart through your faggot ass screen door
your dad: I have my finger in my butt
Foamy: I'm gonna burn your house down
How did you get this number?
your dad: I don't know ;)
Foamy: Wow, your the biggest faggot I ever met
Anyways me and Danzig are going fishing
your dad: Fuck Danzig
Foamy: I'll stab you with your own rib bone
Hey faggot dad, do you think you can find your teeth with two black eyes?
your dad: Ok parter chill it out ambre
Foamy: No its too late I already farted in a package and UPS'ed it to you
Your dad: Im gonna smell it!
Foamy: I got to go your wifes here
I'm gonna spoon out her butt
Faggot dad: Nooooooooooo
Foamy: 2 + 2 = boner (fart sound) (click)
end call
dad's inner dialgue: man I wish I could have scored some dude weiner, Oh well I'm gonna push ice cubes in my butt and wait for them to melt. Nice!!
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User Reviews
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2005-02-01 09:20:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Holy shit dude http://captainfoamy.com/yourdadisgay.html is on collegehumor...
Foamy ROCKS!
I went as you to a fancy dress party at Uni... I hope you don't mind.
I'll let you fuck my girlfriend's sister.
Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2005-01-06 22:12:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i'm the Jungian puer!
how can you not love me?
Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (user info) at 2005-01-06 22:07:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I can't help it. Foamy makes me laugh.
ditto
Submitted by PatheticCapitalistFuck (user info) at 2005-01-06 21:33:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Didn't read the post, didn't read the blog, but +2 for the pictures.
Submitted by Freakmagnet (user info) at 2005-01-06 21:30:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I'm ashamed to say this makes me laugh.
Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2005-01-06 21:17:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Shizae's wife has Jew Star nipples.
They taste like pork!
Submitted by Shizae (user info) at 2005-01-06 21:15:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2005-01-06 21:15:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
all nipples are on the blog. nippley goodness is wasted on the homosexual crowd ubersite attracts
Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2005-01-06 21:13:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hey squeeky wheel, it'll be updated tonight with more killer foamy comedy.
the blog is updated daily (usually daily, sometimes i get lost in greening's wife's back fat for days on end)
man is her soup bad!
Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2005-01-06 21:13:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh come on, how hard would it have been to find a pic of Alley Bagget's nipples?
Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2005-01-06 21:09:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
greening, i fucked yer wife; she makes the worst soup i've tasted...ever!
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2005-01-06 21:09:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You're website is pretty good, BUT WHEN THE FUCK ARE YOU GOING TO STOP LINKWHORING IT AND START FUCKING UPDATING IT.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-01-06 21:08:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Monday, January 03, 2005
I'm doing it!
Captain Foamy is throwing his hat into the Iraqi presidential campaign! Vote Foamy and there will be dirt naps for all infidels! Rock your sand cubes!
posted by Captain_Foamy at 7:18 PM 0 comments
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I can't help it. Foamy makes me laugh.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-01-06 21:06:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
captainfoam.com = -2DIE