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11 days is all I have left (505 hits)

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Rating: -1.07 on 17 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Magnus (View user info) at 2005-01-07 10:37:38 EST


11 days is not that long at all.
I wish I had longer.
More time to make up for all the pain I cause people.
More time to say "I love you" to my wife.
More time to spend with my friends.
I hate my life the way it is & their is nothing I can do to fix it!
I just have to stand up & be a man when that judge says "20 years".
I have no other options.
I am lost & I wish I knew where to start from to get right again.
I am a user & a abuser maybe prison is the best place for me?

I have no more hope left some one please help me before I do something stupied.

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Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2005-01-07 16:37:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

20 fucking years?!?! Here is an idea for you.. Ummm.. RUN AWAY?

Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-01-07 11:31:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

soap on a rope

Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-01-07 11:31:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

soap on a rope

Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-01-07 11:31:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

soap on a rope

Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-01-07 11:31:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

soap on a rope

Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-01-07 11:04:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

i'd hate to be a claymation figure's bitch

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-01-07 11:01:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by theshrew (user info) at 2005-01-07 10:58:20 (#)
Ranking: -2

next post to be titled "ass raped"
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HA!

Submitted by theshrew (user info) at 2005-01-07 10:58:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

next post to be titled "ass raped"

Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2005-01-07 10:50:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

watch your cornhole, man.

Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2005-01-07 10:46:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Well, that kind of sucked. The poem, or whatever, sucked, the picture sucked, and the way you write 'and' sucked. I hope they don't have Internet capabilities in your jail.

Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-01-07 10:44:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

good job!

Submitted by gabrielpm (user info) at 2005-01-07 10:43:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

No Comment

Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-01-07 10:43:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Make sure you get wasted now.

Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-01-07 10:43:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Goodbye.

Submitted by DyingBreed (user info) at 2005-01-07 10:42:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

you really going to prison dawg?

Submitted by Lechuga (user info) at 2005-01-07 10:40:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Poetry? Get a LiveJournal!

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-01-07 10:38:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

DON'T DROP THE SOAP.




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