Bart is Dead (904 hits)
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Submitted by Stabby (View user info) at 2005-01-07 13:17:20 EST
I am sorry to report this. More info to come as details are released...
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Submitted by The_Great_Tom (user info) at 2005-02-09 20:10:08 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-01-09 16:06:17 EST (#)
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Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2005-01-09 15:41:39 (#)
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Anyone else notice the word 'collision' on a sign in the background?
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yes, sweetheart... the rest of us are horribly unobservant. Looks like there's clingwrap stuck to that windshield
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2005-01-09 15:41:39 EST (#)
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Anyone else notice the word 'collision' on a sign in the background?
Submitted by The_Great_Tom (user info) at 2005-01-09 15:20:13 EST (#)
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Bleh... No such luck, idiot.
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2005-01-07 15:46:23 EST (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-01-07 15:26:22 (#)
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There is no impact crater on the inside of the windshield.
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Maybe the airbag saved him from hitting the windshield. But airbags kill a few people every year as well.
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2005-01-07 15:38:13 EST (#)
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BoogieFevuh = Stabkill Stalker #3
Submitted by Demolocke (user info) at 2005-01-07 15:35:30 EST (#)
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-2 died
Submitted by BoogieFevuh (user info) at 2005-01-07 15:30:39 EST (#)
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Are you banned yet?
Submitted by DamianD (user info) at 2005-01-07 15:26:35 EST (#)
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Bart may die but what does it matter, Homer will always carry the show.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-01-07 15:26:22 EST (#)
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There is no impact crater on the inside of the windshield.
Submitted by Mario (user info) at 2005-01-07 15:22:12 EST (#)
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No.
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2005-01-07 15:17:55 EST (#)
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Looks like he's got a busted windshield to me.
But then again, if my windshield looked like that, I'd kill myself too.
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2005-01-07 14:56:50 EST (#)
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How could Bart have just died when I killed him in this story months ago?
http://www.ubersite.com/m/48656
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-01-07 14:47:40 EST (#)
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If I made this post it would get -3's.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-01-07 14:07:27 EST (#)
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People are dropping like flys around here today, what gives ?
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-01-07 14:03:00 EST (#)
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Not you STABBY.... you're DEAD remember ?
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-01-07 14:02:21 EST (#)
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thats what he gets for driving a cherokee
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2005-01-07 13:51:03 EST (#)
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Bart wasn't wearing a seatbelt. I know it is hard for everyone to take. The first stage people go through upon hearing bad news is denial.
Who is coming to Uberwake 2005 in Chicago?
Submitted by Hotpocket4you (user info) at 2005-01-07 13:50:20 EST (#)
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Submitted by Chronicles_of_College_Guy (user info) at 2005-01-07 13:39:36 (#)
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I'm lost. Why is a scratched windshield fatal?
Maybe Bart and the Windshield had some kind of spirtual connection, that if one dies, the other connected person dies also. It makes sense.
Submitted by Chronicles_of_College_Guy (user info) at 2005-01-07 13:39:36 EST (#)
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I'm lost. Why is a scratched windshield fatal?
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-01-07 13:34:53 EST (#)
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I don't think this was in very good taste. Bad karma, very bad.
Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2005-01-07 13:31:13 EST (#)
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I suppose a -2DIE would be in bad taste.
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2005-01-07 13:30:19 EST (#)
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<penile excretion>
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-01-07 13:27:48 EST (#)
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<Ejaculates>
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-01-07 13:25:14 EST (#)
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<teardrop>
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-01-07 13:25:07 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/56153
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-01-07 13:24:54 EST (#)
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Submitted by bart (user info) at 2005-01-07 04:09:15 (#)
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* When the train starts making that noise, it's time to get out if you don't want to end up in Harlem
Submitted by MaximusPadus (user info) at 2005-01-07 13:24:02 EST (#)
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+2 for Bart's unexpected death.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-01-07 13:21:46 EST (#)
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ok then....
Thanks, I guess?