I was excited about having a pitcher of orange juice always in the fridge with a pint of vodka mixed in. (693 hits)
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Submitted by insanethemind (View user info) at 2005-01-07 14:18:20 EST
So tell me, what was it that most attracted you to moving out of your parent's home, when you were young? Was it the escape from sexual slavery or physical abuse or maybe it was the freedom to bring girls home or spank the monkey as much as you wanted, in your living room? There has to be one key aspect to the whole idea that you can remember as being the ideal result.
For me it was being able to keep a pitcher of orange juice in the fridge with vodka in it.
Not the fact that I was 15 and moving into a beachside apartment.
Not the fact that I hated my parents and didn't ever want to see them again.
Not even the fact that I had just started my raping career and could bring all my victims home without any problems any time of the day now.
No, it was the orange juice with vodka.
What was it for you and if you are a young 'un then what is it for you?
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Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-02-04 16:26:36 EST (#)
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Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2005-01-07 15:20:28 (#)
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c1ndy??? Are you cindy wang reincarnated?
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no
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2005-01-07 15:20:28 EST (#)
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c1ndy??? Are you cindy wang reincarnated?
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-01-07 15:17:40 EST (#)
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not having to say if i would be back for meal times
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2005-01-07 15:08:21 EST (#)
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Hey Loren.
Hmm vegarse...
Hadnt really thought about it. I can make it yes, im not sure that i will. Is it going to be another casino type thing?
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-01-07 14:51:18 EST (#)
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I was happy at home, and completely free to do what I wanted, but the house was being sold, and that was that.
Buzz kill, I know.
Glad to see you around Insane. Can you make it to Vegas in March?
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2005-01-07 14:47:33 EST (#)
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well thanks, i liked this one the best too.
I posted it three times because it didnt show up on my screen two times, so I clicked hook me up too much
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-01-07 14:33:17 EST (#)
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Tee-hee. How come you posted three different versions of this same post? I liked this one the best, by the way. I forgot to rate it last time.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2005-01-07 14:26:38 EST (#)
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oh shit, that was my second choice jeannee
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-01-07 14:21:11 EST (#)
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I was excited about having a pitcher of hate always in the fridge with a pint of asshole juice mixed in.