It was the opportunity to have a pitcher full of orange juice in my fridge at all times with a pint of vodka in it (424 hits)
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Submitted by insanethemind (View user info) at 2005-01-07 14:19:36 EST
So tell me, what was it that most attracted you to moving out of your parent's home, when you were young? Was it the escape from sexual slavery or physical abuse or maybe it was the freedom to bring girls home or spank the monkey as much as you wanted, in your living room? There has to be one key aspect to the whole idea that you can remember as being the ideal result.
For me it was being able to keep a pitcher of orange juice in the fridge with vodka in it.
Not the fact that I was 15 and moving into a beachside apartment.
Not the fact that I hated my parents and didn't ever want to see them again.
Not even the fact that I had just started my raping career and could bring all my victims home without any problems any time of the day now.
No, it was the orange juice with vodka.
What was it for you and if you are a young 'un then what is it for you?
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Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-01-25 17:50:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
for me it was to start my conquest of taking a dump in scruggs' shoes every single day for as many years as possible.
going strong on day 1475.