The orange juice and vodka did it (1492 hits)
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Submitted by insanethemind (View user info) at 2005-01-07 14:20:10 EST
So tell me, what was it that most attracted you to moving out of your parent's home, when you were young? Was it the escape from sexual slavery or physical abuse or maybe it was the freedom to bring girls home or spank the monkey as much as you wanted, in your living room? There has to be one key aspect to the whole idea that you can remember as being the ideal result.
For me it was being able to keep a pitcher of orange juice in the fridge with vodka in it.
Not the fact that I was 15 and moving into a beachside apartment.
Not the fact that I hated my parents and didn't ever want to see them again.
Not even the fact that I had just started my raping career and could bring all my victims home without any problems any time of the day now.
No, it was the orange juice with vodka.
What was it for you and if you are a young 'un then what is it for you?
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Submitted by Ainkara (user info) at 2005-01-13 15:14:42 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/56297
Submitted by CJRipley (user info) at 2005-01-12 15:44:33 EST (#)
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sex, vodka and silence (well the voices in my head never stopped but they're mine and not my parents)
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2005-01-12 12:57:12 EST (#)
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thanks for asking coley. right now not so hot, i havent slept in several days.
Im sleeping maybe 3 or 4 nights a week now, its getting really weird.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-01-10 12:12:12 EST (#)
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the restraining order.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-01-09 14:35:45 EST (#)
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Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2005-01-09 06:13:45 (#)
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i love the progression of the titles
in my case it was to prevent myself rubbbing my cunt juiced young beard into my mother's face, as i feared i would in response to her stupid questions
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holy shit that's awful.
daaaamn shady!
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2005-01-09 06:13:45 EST (#)
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i love the progression of the titles
in my case it was to prevent myself rubbbing my cunt juiced young beard into my mother's face, as i feared i would in response to her stupid questions
Submitted by Umbra_Astralis (user info) at 2005-01-08 00:23:10 EST (#)
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I moved back in... as recommended by my boss.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2005-01-08 00:04:20 EST (#)
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I, too, was partial to orange juice and vodka (I liked my screwdrivers half and half, even at the tender age of thirteen).. but I think it was the idea of being able to not come home *at all* that appealed to me. Of course, by the time I was able to do as I pleased, I was then completely content with staying home on a Saturday night and not going anywhere at all.
Hmm...
How YOU doin?
Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2005-01-07 17:37:09 EST (#)
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escaping mental/emotional abuse here...
and the raping this too.
Submitted by Mario (user info) at 2005-01-07 16:21:23 EST (#)
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Yes....vodka.
Submitted by DamianD (user info) at 2005-01-07 16:13:54 EST (#)
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Escape from the madness of a mental institution....
....and i had a nice piece of pussy waiting for me too move in with her at the time
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-01-07 16:10:31 EST (#)
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sup moddafucka?
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-01-07 16:06:35 EST (#)
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well thanks for the offer ruthless. I would but i doubt you'd like the parties I throw...
they can be on the... illegal side.
Submitted by whataefag (user info) at 2005-01-07 15:59:54 EST (#)
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simple answer, my parents annoy the fuck out of me. I love em, but ... I dont' like to have a chore list to do when I get home.
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2005-01-07 15:52:52 EST (#)
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Munkey you can come live with me in California.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2005-01-07 15:52:19 EST (#)
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hell yeah, thanks for the elaboration munkey. Its been some years and counting since I moved out and I have never really separated myself from my family for more than 6 months.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-01-07 15:47:47 EST (#)
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what? who says I am kidding?
okay. I left home because I lived in a dinky little house with 5 other poeple.
My parents and my 3 younger siblings. I shared a room with my sister my whole life.
She was (is) the evil incarnate and I had to be rid of her. We all fought constantly.
When I say fight I mean throwing shit, hitting each other, breaking things.
Yet we were a close knit family so we all knew each others sensitivities.
We would wound each other with words more than anything.
Maybe that's why I am sensitive to others feelings and i cant be mean to anyone.
We were called the Fightin' Sullivans. I have no idea where that comes from but
I know we were considered the "irish family" in the neighborhood.
But yeah, i knew I had to get out as soon as i could.
Also, My boyfriend at the time asked me to move in with him. There was NO hesitation on
my part.
Eight years later my sister and I share an apartment... I am back to square one.
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2005-01-07 15:36:52 EST (#)
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I moved out due to irreconcilable differences between my mother and me.
Submitted by BoogieFevuh (user info) at 2005-01-07 15:33:05 EST (#)
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+2 for screwdrivers
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2005-01-07 15:29:42 EST (#)
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there we go mick, thats what i was looking for.
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2005-01-07 15:22:55 EST (#)
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HA! 9, my mom's dream.
You want to know, I'll tell you then mofo.
My mom's rule was if you turn 18 and you are not going to college you are out on your own.
I had no intention of letting school get in between my pursuit of sex and drugs but I didn't like the idea of my mom kicking me out either so a few months before I turned 18 i made a pre-emptive strike and moved all my shit out while she was at work (and to be a smartass, I left a note requesting a security deposit refund)and moved in with a guy named Eddie(reference below) who very much like you enjoyed vodka and free masturbatory reign of all the rooms of the house we shared.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2005-01-07 14:57:38 EST (#)
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Mickginny: now you are someone id like an answer from. what was it that made you move out when you were, what was it... 9 years old or something?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-01-07 14:50:07 EST (#)
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Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-01-07 14:48:04 (#)
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I needed a new yard to start putting the bodies in
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You think you have it bad, I'm in an apartment, and my freezer collection is getting too big...
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2005-01-07 14:49:16 EST (#)
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that should have read "organic chemistry book" damien. But yeah, the kids room is the best for any explosive situation like meth labs or grenade storage, i know that too.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-01-07 14:48:04 EST (#)
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I needed a new yard to start putting the bodies in
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-01-07 14:46:47 EST (#)
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I think the reason I finally moved out was
because my boyfriend (X) and I couldn't sleep
together. Yep that was the clincher for me.
Submitted by DamienX (user info) at 2005-01-07 14:44:47 EST (#)
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Insanethemind: I was kidding. No, really. Besides, everybody
knows the best place for the lab is the kids room.
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2005-01-07 14:44:37 EST (#)
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Eddie?
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2005-01-07 14:42:43 EST (#)
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Fantastic.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2005-01-07 14:41:58 EST (#)
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mairano- hahaha thats pretty funny, did she actually say that?
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Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-01-07 14:39:54 EST (#)
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The booze, spanking, and all around tomfoolery.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2005-01-07 14:39:16 EST (#)
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I liked it when my mom told me I was supposed to be an abortion.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2005-01-07 14:38:36 EST (#)
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Wow it's lisa. I haven't seen you around ubsersite in a while, girl. How YOU doin'?
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-01-07 14:37:44 EST (#)
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Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-01-07 14:30:58 (#)
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So I could run around in just my panties and a cape and pretend I am super woman.
VRRROOOOOOM!
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But, do you have superwoman undies???
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2005-01-07 14:37:08 EST (#)
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i bought a book on organic chemistry damianx (actually i had my parents mail it to me in rehab) and was planning on manufacturing E when i got out. That never panned but I can understand what you mean about it; i had difficulty deciding where i'd do it myself.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2005-01-07 14:36:26 EST (#)
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I miss my mom.
Submitted by DamienX (user info) at 2005-01-07 14:34:25 EST (#)
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I could finally run the meth lab out of the livingroom instead of the garage.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2005-01-07 14:32:58 EST (#)
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man im looking for serious answers here. munkeypants that means you.
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2005-01-07 14:32:50 EST (#)
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"as long as you live under my roof, you will live under my rules"
fine by me.
Submitted by Ainkara (user info) at 2005-01-07 14:32:42 EST (#)
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Ooooo munkey just gave me my other one. So I can walk around in my underwear and not get yelled at. (I don't do it at all now, never have, but for some reason it sounds slightly liberating)
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-01-07 14:30:58 EST (#)
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So I could run around in just my panties and a cape and pretend I am super woman.
VRRROOOOOOM!
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-01-07 14:29:47 EST (#)
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Daddy said I was too old for him so I left.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2005-01-07 14:29:00 EST (#)
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oh snap, tee. that reminds me about "buyers". I had the best ones, old black crack heads/drunks who couldn't even remember what kind of liquor i wanted long enough to reliably buy it out of the store so I had to write it down on a piece of paper for them to give to the clerk.
I loved liquor back then, now I can hardly get it down.
Submitted by Ainkara (user info) at 2005-01-07 14:27:14 EST (#)
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King size you say? Oh hell yes.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-01-07 14:26:00 EST (#)
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Smoking whenever I wanted. Oh, and the drinking. Or the prospect of drinking. I didn't have a reliable buyer then.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2005-01-07 14:25:17 EST (#)
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i have a king size bed ainkara if you wanna come over
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2005-01-07 14:24:38 EST (#)
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it says a lot about me that i would be so excited about that, i think
Submitted by Ainkara (user info) at 2005-01-07 14:24:26 EST (#)
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Probably being able to have a double bed. I love double beds, but my room here is too small for one. So I am buying one the second I move out of home.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2005-01-07 14:22:15 EST (#)
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whoops