Coming to America? (2450 hits)
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Submitted by Electro (View user info) at 2005-01-08 19:37:07 EST
These days, I am getting fucking fed up with foreigners(fuck spellcheck) because my school is loaded with them. Russian kids act like they are the ultimate, like they are some fucking mini mafia or some shit. The other day, some russian punk came up to me and started talking...
Russian Kid:"(Something that isn't English...)"
Me:"What?"
Russian Kid:"(More Non-English...)"
*I bitch-slap him*
Me:"English."
Russian Kid:"(More Non-English...)"
*repeated slap*
Me:"I said speak English. Your in America."
The kid left all pissed off. I suspect he could be a terrorist. It's just another reason to kick some ass...
Now Please... Speak English.(or binary...)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-01-05 12:14:04 EST (#)
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"I said speak English. Your in America."
Submitted by konohasaiyajin (user info) at 2007-01-01 19:59:10 EST (#)
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+1 "English Mother Fucker Do You Speak It?" -Samuel L Jackson (I agree with the message of the post).
-1 for the bad paint image
another -1 for the content being lame. I have nothing against Russia, it's people, or their language. As long as someone speaks some of the language of the country they are in, good enough for me.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-07-10 17:09:33 EDT (#)
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haha
Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2006-06-14 17:32:07 EDT (#)
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The Neil Diamond song is the only thing that my mind will allow me to think about when I see this post.
Everywhere around the world...
They're comin' to America.
Everytime that flag's unfurled...
They're comin' to America.
Got a dream to take 'em there!
They're comin' to America!
Got a dream they've come to share!
They're comin' to America!
TODAY!
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-06-10 20:33:06 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2006-06-10 20:07:59 EDT (#)
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AH
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-06-01 12:27:11 EDT (#)
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Nominated for best ever
http://www.ubersite.com/m/88541
Submitted by swedish_pump (user info) at 2006-06-01 09:44:54 EDT (#)
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I said speak English. Your in America.
are you sure you didn't mean, I said "you're in America"
You may hate spellcheck, but grammar check is a whole lot more fun.
Submitted by livEvil (user info) at 2006-06-01 09:35:05 EDT (#)
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it's funny because it's true...
and russians have the funniest accents. they sound like they have tourette's syndrome
Submitted by Chillax (user info) at 2006-05-31 16:49:59 EDT (#)
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Americans don't speak English either.
Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2006-05-31 16:35:14 EDT (#)
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"I said speak English. Your in America."
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-05-30 11:11:05 EDT (#)
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the fat autist even gets picked on by the immigrant kids.
and shlongy's comment is still the best on this post.
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2006-05-30 10:48:08 EDT (#)
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One of the few posts I've ever actually LOL'd at.
Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2006-02-04 17:31:23 EST (#)
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HATE SPEECH!
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2005-10-13 04:54:50 EDT (#)
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Thanks for the laugh.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-10-13 04:43:46 EDT (#)
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Me:"I said speak English. Your in America."
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HAhahahahahahhahaa
I agree completely with this post.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-09-08 16:55:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2005-08-08 18:01:31 (#)
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Me:"I said speak English. Your in America."
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hahahah
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2005-08-31 21:21:33 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2005-08-08 18:01:31 EDT (#)
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Me:"I said speak English. Your in America."
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hahahah
Submitted by sealclubber (user info) at 2005-03-19 19:36:16 EST (#)
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ignorance is bliss....
Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2005-03-19 19:14:46 EST (#)
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Pop pop pop drops the sucka if he's from another hood I got's to shoot the mothafucka!
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-03-09 10:45:14 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-01-08 21:57:16 (#)
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Do you type this shit wearing your hockey helmet? """
Oh man that was funny.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-02-26 15:11:13 EST (#)
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Was this intended to be funny? Because it wasn't. Entertaining? Nope. Interesting in any way at all? Neither. I expected better from you.
Submitted by Freight_Train (user info) at 2005-02-26 14:55:31 EST (#)
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fuck you asswipe
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-01-13 12:17:35 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2005-01-12 06:11:29 EST (#)
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I agree with the concept. If you come to England / America, you speak English / American, just as when I go on holiday to France or Spain, I speak French or Spanish (what little of it I know).
The delivery, however... For fuck's sake man I thought you were bigger than this.
Submitted by Banga3386 (user info) at 2005-01-12 04:33:09 EST (#)
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Once again CoreaPeekay you missed the point: SOD wrote that song in jest. The band members themselves were a mixture of Jewish and Italian immigrants so they were just making satire and writing a stupid song. Try the antifreeze martini with a splash of mango. It helps the writer in you.
Banga
PS: Russian and all other Middle Eastern immigrants kick ass. Plus the Russian and Bosnian women are the hottest on the planet.
"Rejoyce, for we shall see the end of racism in our lifetime" - Henry Rollins
Submitted by CoreaPeekay (user info) at 2005-01-12 04:10:52 EST (#)
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You come into this country
You can't get real jobs
Boats and boats and boats of you
Go home you fuckin' slobs
Selling hot dogs on the corner
Selling papers in the street
Pushing, pulling, digging, sweating
Where you come from must be beat
[CHORUS]
You always make us wait
You're the ones we hate
You can't communicate
Speak English Or Die
You don't know what I want
You don't know what I need
Why must I repeat myself
Can't you fuckin' read?
Nice fuckin' accents
Why can't you speak like me
What's that dot on you head,
Do you use it to see??
[CHORUS-MOSH PART-CHORUS]
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-01-12 03:51:06 EST (#)
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B@W
Submitted by FuckTheArmy (user info) at 2005-01-11 21:28:45 EST (#)
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It's going a bit far don't you think? They need to learn english somewhere.
Now, at a fast-food counter, that's different.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-01-11 16:36:53 EST (#)
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I had to listen to you bitch about it on AIM, now you posted it for all to suffer through. Congrats.
Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2005-01-09 19:52:34 EST (#)
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FAG!
Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2005-01-09 19:52:15 EST (#)
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Electro, you have tried and tried again to succeed in life but it is at this critical junction that we must sincerely inform you of your failure. You suck at life and have failed at it. Any further attempt would merely enhance the clarity of your ineptitude. The intensity of your sucking (at life) is, well, intense.
Submitted by CaptainAmik (user info) at 2005-01-09 19:08:39 EST (#)
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Slapped him with what? The tongue that is too big for your mouth?
Submitted by The_Great_Tom (user info) at 2005-01-09 15:31:00 EST (#)
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Submitted by VoRn (user info) at 2005-01-09 13:21:41 EST (#)
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You mean he isn't?
"Do you type this shit wearing your hockey helmet?"
GOLD!
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-01-09 11:28:06 EST (#)
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maybe he was just saying "hi. i like your shirt"
maybe until you learn to ignore them you should learn tolerance
i'm sorry electro but this post makes you look like a jerk.
Submitted by Fleury75 (user info) at 2005-01-09 09:35:07 EST (#)
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I think the russian kid bitch slapped you and then told you read a textbook from time to time you miserable little fuck monkey.
No wonder you're so pissed off.
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2005-01-09 09:28:34 EST (#)
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Hey! My best friend's Russian!
Well actually, he's not. But that in no way alters the cuntishness of this post.
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2005-01-09 09:15:35 EST (#)
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Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2005-01-08 23:55:44 (#)
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wow! I hit enough content for a part 4! even a part 5!
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When I was 8 I used to make comics about people who annoyed me. How old are you Electro?
I don't mean mental age; I just answered that one.
Submitted by PyroBeast (user info) at 2005-01-09 08:03:58 EST (#)
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At least the foreigner isn't autistic. Put on your fucking helmet, sit in a corner and go Durrrr.
Submitted by CoreaPeekay (user info) at 2005-01-09 07:34:43 EST (#)
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You're a fucking moron.
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2005-01-09 07:15:10 EST (#)
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Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2005-01-08 19:42:34 (#)
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I am serious! Why the fuck should I have to learn a 2nd language in my school? Thats why I refused to take one at my school. Why the fuck should I have to learn someone else's language? Its not like I plan to go over to their fucking country any time soon.
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And then you claim you aren't serious later. You must've really hurt your back when you did THAT flip-flop, you thick fuck.
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2005-01-09 07:13:26 EST (#)
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Did you think that it would be funny to do this? To try and jump onto the facetious-racist bandwagon that's been making its rounds lately?
Well, not only did you completely fail, but you said a lot of disgusting things.
I'm serious, this wasn't cool at all.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-01-09 02:21:55 EST (#)
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rad1101: English motherfucker, do you speak it?
electro1178: What?
rad1101: Say what again! I dare you! Say what one more goddamn time!
rad1101: Does the foriegner look like a bitch?
electro1178: What?
*Blam blam*
rad1101: I said does the foriegner look like a bitch?
electro1178: *crying* No.
rad1101: Then why're you tryin to fuck him like one?
Submitted by awj002 (user info) at 2005-01-09 00:50:23 EST (#)
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You stole this idea from a scene in Rush Hour 2. -2die
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2005-01-08 23:55:44 EST (#)
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wow! I hit enough content for a part 4! even a part 5!
Submitted by Rawrg (user info) at 2005-01-08 23:27:34 EST (#)
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Hmm, not funny, not clever, not creative...
Guess that means it's -2 time.
Submitted by Lyric (user info) at 2005-01-08 23:07:55 EST (#)
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Fuck you. This is so wrong it's not even funny. I'm serious.
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2005-01-08 22:14:22 EST (#)
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durak
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-01-08 22:12:52 EST (#)
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HAHAHAHAHA
Goddamnit squattie, if you lived in the US we'd have to get wasted sometime.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2005-01-08 21:59:26 EST (#)
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slobodancomm: I WILL KNOCK YOUR FAT ASS DOWN THE STAIRS AND STOMP YOUR FAT SKULL
electro1178: I WILL KNOCK YOUR FAT ASS DOWN THE STAIRS AND STOMP YOUR FAT SKULL
slobodancomm: I WILL KILL YOU, YOU RACIST PIECE OF SHIT, I SAW WHAT YOU WROTE, EXPECT A VISIT
electro1178: I WILL KILL YOU, YOU RACIST PIECE OF SHIT, I SAW WHAT YOU WROTE, EXPECT A VISIT
slobodancomm: ECHOES WORDS OR PHRASES
slobodancomm: A SIGN OF AUTISM
electro1178: ECHOES WORDS OR PHRASES
electro1178: A SIGN OF AUTISM
slobodancomm: YOU ARE AUTISTIC
electro1178: YOU ARE AUTISTIC
slobodancomm: AUTISM
slobodancomm: YOU ARE FAT
electro1178: I have Autism... yes, but I only am repeating your words as you are a dumbshit.
electro1178: I am cool. I know.
electro1178: Thanks.
slobodancomm: NO YOU ARE RETARDED, SO YOU, HOW YOU SAY, PARROT
electro1178: You have a parrot, you say?
slobodancomm: YOU PARROT MY WORDS
electro1178: So you are a pirate?
electro1178: Go sail away
slobodancomm: I AM SLOPODAN
slobodancomm: I WILL SHOOT YOU UP
electro1178: I know your sloppy.
electro1178: You shout alot too
slobodancomm: HEY, THAT IS MY NAME YOU CUNT
slobodancomm: YOU RACIST PIECE OF SHIT
electro1178: You seem like someone kicked you in the nuts...
electro1178: I am not racist...
slobodancomm: YOU FUCKED WITH THE WRONG MAFIA, FATTY
slobodancomm: MY FRIEND YUGOSLAV WAS LOOKING FOR GUIDE TO COMING TO THE AMERICA
electro1178: mafia movies are cool.
slobodancomm: HE CAME ONTO YOUR INTERNET, IT SAID
slobodancomm: IT SAID YOU BITCH SLAP
slobodancomm: RUSSIANS
electro1178: Your friend is a yo-yo on the internet....
slobodancomm: HATE CRIMES
electro1178: You believed my story?
slobodancomm: YOU WILL BE BITCH SLAPPED WITH MY REVOLVER
electro1178: I actually haven't slapped anyone...
slobodancomm: I KNOW WHEN I AM CORRECT, AND YOU WILL BE PUNISHED
slobodancomm: OH, SO YOU ARE LIAR AS WELL AS HATE CRIMINAL
electro1178: I am not racist...
electro1178: and I am not a criminal...
slobodancomm: YOU ARE BOTH
electro1178: as I haven't broken any laws or shit
slobodancomm: YOU HAVE BROKEN HATE CRIME LAWS
slobodancomm: YOU OBVIOUSLY DON'T UNDERSTAND THE LAW
slobodancomm: BECAUSE YOU ARE RETARDED
electro1178: You are shouting... therefore, I sense you are nervous or something...
slobodancomm: AND YOU DO REMEDIAL MATH
slobodancomm: I HAVE A HOW YOU SAY 'POP QUIZ' FOR YOU
slobodancomm: WHAT IS 6 + 2
slobodancomm: DO NOT START THE WINDOWS CALCULATOR
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2005-01-08 21:58:47 EST (#)
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What is the United States official language?
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2005-01-08 21:57:27 EST (#)
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Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-01-08 21:43:54 (#)
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ok, now you just aren't even trying anymore.
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Oh, he's trying.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-01-08 21:57:16 EST (#)
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Do you type this shit wearing your hockey helmet?
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2005-01-08 21:46:27 EST (#)
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Ever thought that maybe you are the jerk? You retarded autistic fuck.
Submitted by Shizae (user info) at 2005-01-08 21:46:26 EST (#)
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Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2005-01-08 21:46:12 EST (#)
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electro1178: I fuckin rule
spooner2222: Cool
electro1178: because your next...
spooner2222: Ok.
electro1178: you know you are.
spooner2222: Next for what? The rollercoaster?
electro1178: My Foot
electro1178: Your Ass
electro1178: the same goes for the rest of your crew.
spooner2222: I call my crew the J Crew.
spooner2222: We wear, ironically, Ralph Lauren.
electro1178: and it will burn...
spooner2222: No, bu they kinda itch a little.
spooner2222: Before you wash em the first time.
electro1178: what
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-01-08 21:43:54 EST (#)
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ok, now you just aren't even trying anymore.
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2005-01-08 21:35:12 EST (#)
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And by posting this, I found some of the Jerks of Uber...
ANIMATION PART 3!
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-01-08 20:56:10 EST (#)
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Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2005-01-08 19:42:34 (#)
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I am serious! Why the fuck should I have to learn a 2nd language in my school? Thats why I refused to take one at my school. Why the fuck should I have to learn someone else's language? Its not like I plan to go over to their fucking country any time soon.
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Learning another language also helps you to think more clearly about the syntax and grammar of English. And you look like you could use it.
Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2005-01-08 20:50:29 EST (#)
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You've never bitch-slapped anyone in your whole life.
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2005-01-08 20:25:10 EST (#)
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Stop being so damned autistic. It's really uncool.
Submitted by DifferentTrains (user info) at 2005-01-08 20:16:54 EST (#)
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right. and this made loads of sense. I think i am going to go kill myself.
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2005-01-08 20:16:50 EST (#)
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Electro, that's awful...
Submitted by tech-junkie (user info) at 2005-01-08 20:09:30 EST (#)
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Yes, I've definitely seen better.
Submitted by DyingBreed (user info) at 2005-01-08 19:55:45 EST (#)
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he does have a point guys, although very abrasive about it.
people should learn the language of the country they are going to live in. if they dont know it right away, they need to learn it well enough to be understood by 2 years...if not, then they have to go back.
you guys havent tried to train someone at work who doesnt speak english obviously. its VERY frustrating trying to tell them they are doing something wrong when they look at you and say in broken english "ok, i understand" yet keep fucking up.
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2005-01-08 19:48:34 EST (#)
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So, Bitch Slapping mini mafias isn't cool these days?
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2005-01-08 19:47:55 EST (#)
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Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2005-01-08 19:42:34 (#)
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I am serious! Why the fuck should I have to learn a 2nd language in my school? Thats why I refused to take one at my school. Why the fuck should I have to learn someone else's language? Its not like I plan to go over to their fucking country any time soon.
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You're right. You should at least learn to speak your language properly before fucking up attempts at learning others.
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2005-01-08 19:46:37 EST (#)
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Holy fuck. Holy holy holy fuck.
You are a dumbass. No, I am serious. Die. Die!
Dumbasses should die on command.
Submitted by Kazzerax (user info) at 2005-01-08 19:46:17 EST (#)
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meh
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2005-01-08 19:45:59 EST (#)
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I'm English and coming to America. Can I teach you how to speak the language properly?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-01-08 19:45:31 EST (#)
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God forbid you broaden your horizons
Submitted by jayjonze (user info) at 2005-01-08 19:43:49 EST (#)
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This must be an attempt at worst ever...
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2005-01-08 19:42:34 EST (#)
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I am serious! Why the fuck should I have to learn a 2nd language in my school? Thats why I refused to take one at my school. Why the fuck should I have to learn someone else's language? Its not like I plan to go over to their fucking country any time soon.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2005-01-08 19:41:01 EST (#)
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Perhaps you could give him english lessons, since you are obviously very adept in it.
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2005-01-08 19:39:31 EST (#)
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Uh..