UberPoll: What does $180,000 in nickels get you in Cuba? (761 hits)
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Submitted by toucan sam (View user info) at 2005-01-08 22:09:34 EST
http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/01/08/missing.nickels.ap/index.html
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So, here's my question. If Mendoza did in fact decide to say, "Fuck this, I'm going home," how much could all those nickels get him in Cuba?
First, you'd have to consider transporting the nickels is no small feat, but he's Cuban, so he's used to working for nickels, so it shouldn't be any surprise if he could actually pull it off.
So, what would you do if you had $180,000 in nickels in Cuba?
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Submitted by Thirty_Four_Eggs (user info) at 2005-03-17 13:02:58 EST (#)
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your a faggot
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-01-18 20:05:13 EST (#)
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read this http://www.ubersite.com/m/57085
Submitted by Freakmagnet (user info) at 2005-01-09 21:46:32 EST (#)
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I'd take the nickels out of their rolls and use the paper for some fine cuban cigars.
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2005-01-09 19:00:17 EST (#)
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Another plus 2 because your name is toucan sam.
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2005-01-09 18:59:50 EST (#)
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Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2005-01-08 22:46:43 (#)
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I'd put it in a vault and swim in it like that old duck from Duck Tales.
Submitted by Jarvis (user info) at 2005-01-09 16:33:42 EST (#)
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Melt them down and then make a nickle-plated phalus of DOOM.
Submitted by MaximusPadus (user info) at 2005-01-09 16:19:36 EST (#)
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Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2005-01-08 23:10:09 (#)
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i'd buy Cuba
have still have change
4
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Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2005-01-09 15:07:15 EST (#)
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Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-01-09 14:50:18 (#)
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Take all of those nickels and see a one eyed dude named Chico on
Barro St. Tell him Munkey sent you. He'll hook you up.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-01-09 14:50:18 EST (#)
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Take all of those nickels and see a one eyed dude named Chico on
Barro St. Tell him Munkey sent you. He'll hook you up.
Submitted by Technoboy (user info) at 2005-01-09 07:50:49 EST (#)
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What would $180,000 in nickels get you in Cuba?
Beaten, Shot & Robbed.
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2005-01-09 04:19:06 EST (#)
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Buy 180k gum balls.
Submitted by someone (user info) at 2005-01-09 01:31:22 EST (#)
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spend it all on blow
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2005-01-08 23:10:09 EST (#)
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i'd buy Cuba
have still have change
4
-B
Submitted by jayjonze (user info) at 2005-01-08 22:50:25 EST (#)
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If the guy did get bck to Cuba he must have cashed in the nickles. They would be in $2 rolls. How the fuck would you cash in 90,000 rolls of nickles?
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2005-01-08 22:46:43 EST (#)
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I'd put it in a vault and swim in it like that old duck from Duck Tales.
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2005-01-08 22:41:10 EST (#)
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Hahah. You can bring it to one of those stupid change machines that rips you off and takes 10%...
Or you can start fucking rolling.... Because sure as shit you ain't gonna take a raft back to the mother land with that many fucking nickels.
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2005-01-08 22:19:57 EST (#)
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Never gonna be never gonna be never gonna never gonna be,
nothin more than me...
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-01-08 22:14:32 EST (#)
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Distribute them evenly into thousands of socks and start another revolution.
Or a genocide.
Or just pay a visit to an orphanage. And not to give them the nickels.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-01-08 22:13:43 EST (#)
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I'd bury it in a treasure chest.