UberWars: A New Hope! (now recasting because I'm a stupid douche) (1879 hits)
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Submitted by Donitsu (View user info) at 2005-01-08 23:30:16 EST
Original post: http://www.ubersite.com/m/34269
Well, it's been quite a while since my last Role Call...
I Finally got the Star Wars Trilogy on DVD so....
Basically I'm Going to have 3 posts all Parodying the original Star Wars movies. You can choose to be an empire Storm Trooper, a casualty, or pretty much whatever you want
I'll choose the characters I want as main characters only, you may apply for them and I may fill them... For example
Mystiamoon will play M2D2 and AJ will play AJPO, their conversations will probly go something like this...
*M2D2 rolls along sandy path with Bart SandSkipper*
M2D2: AJ, you're a friggin pussy *beep boop beep blurp
AJPO: Master Bart, she says Fat Tony's palace is dangerous
M2D2: Idiot *beep*
Plenty of people will die, but we'll definitely need a lot of people to be imperial stormtroopers.
Sign Up For your part now!
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Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-01-13 12:56:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
What the fuck, why not? But I have to be someone angry.
Rightious anger is good. Psychotic frenzy is better.
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2005-01-13 09:29:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Lyric is Princess Leia.. err Lyric.
I'll post the casting pretty soon, and I should be finished with the first one in a few days, they'll be posted every friday for the next few weeks.
Submitted by ColonelAngus (user info) at 2005-01-13 06:02:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Just give me an X-Wing and I'm happy.
Submitted by Lyric (user info) at 2005-01-12 21:39:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
So have you cast this yet? I'd like to reiterate that I would make the best Princess Leia ever. Think about it again: Princess Lyric. IT'S SO FUCKING CLOSE THAT YOU'D BE INSANE TO NOT MAKE ME HER.
Plus, I'm awesome.
Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2005-01-12 08:40:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Man these responses had me quietly snorting into my hand, thus thwarting my stealthy attempt at unauthorised internet-surfing during work.
I'll be something evil I guess if there's a space, but if I'm going to be a stormtrooper I want to be one like in Spaceballs, with the disc of armour on each butt-cheek. Or the dude that says 'probably just a drill' or something along those lines.
And it was Sarnak, that big toothy butt-hole in the sand. It's been ages since I watched those films...
Submitted by Spookster (user info) at 2005-01-11 22:00:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I demand to be a jawa!
Or the Wampa (The snow beast on planet Hoth that nearly kills Luke).
Or one of those crazy aliens in the bar in the beginning playing that 1930's music.
(Music can be found here: http://moviethemes.net/music/starwars/cantina.mid )
Or an ewok.
Or one of the Stormtroopers on the speeder bikes who slams into a tree.
No, no! I know - I want to be Salacious Crumb, the Kowakian monkey-lizard who is Jabba the Hutt's court jester!
Shit.
I want to be all of them.
Anyone else think that AlahAckbar should play Admiral Akbar because of the name similarities?
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2005-01-11 18:24:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I still wanna be in this.
I'd like to be a nun. If that's possible.
Princess Leia, the Uberslut nun.
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2005-01-11 12:08:57 EST (#)
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si
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2005-01-11 10:24:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i like to stab people and i rule.
Submitted by TimeCop (user info) at 2005-01-11 07:51:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Lando is completely perfect for me.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/56248#1063249
Submitted by CaptainAmik (user info) at 2005-01-11 05:14:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I want in...something to pass the time while school rolls past me.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-01-11 04:05:30 EST (#)
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Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2005-01-10 06:26:13 (#)
Ranking: -2
ghey
Submitted by getyourvoltronon (user info) at 2005-01-10 23:20:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Make me one of the guys that kinda hangs out in the back during The Empire Strikes Back during the battle of Hoth.
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2005-01-10 21:12:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2005-01-09 22:23:40 (#)
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wow catal, i'm a nerd but...
That takes the cake
I didn't even think that was that big of a display of knowledge. That shit was just off the top of my head.
Submitted by FuckTheArmy (user info) at 2005-01-10 21:00:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I want to be yoda....
But I'll settle for being the Millenium Pigeon.
Submitted by UlfGabe (user info) at 2005-01-10 20:20:19 EST (#)
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slap me in there
Submitted by DarthAwesome (user info) at 2005-01-10 19:01:41 EST (#)
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Awesome. Use me as you wish.
May the force be with you.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-01-10 15:07:10 EST (#)
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Here ya go, Don. A solution.
Jay Peg: Pegi-Wan Jaynobi
Jay Peg's gut: Evil stormtrooper who dies in Ewok fight by being crush with a log.
And if you REALLY need help...
Jay Pag's chin: Another dead Stormtrooper, but this time killed in a fight with something lasery.
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2005-01-10 14:48:56 EST (#)
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haha, awj you rule.
Submitted by awj002 (user info) at 2005-01-10 14:26:06 EST (#)
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I'll be the Jedi who's so weighted down by the burdensome knowledge of his own historicism that he's unable to do battle, except the mental battle with his own nihilistic existence...
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-01-10 13:19:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ok, since i probably won't be a lightsaber, go ahead and make me a bad guy. I mean my name is darko, just screams evil.
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2005-01-10 13:11:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Deal, but I need more extras to kill...
Who wants be on the bad side?
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-01-10 13:09:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2005-01-08 23:32:07 (#)
Ranking: 2
I wanna be one of those drunk-ass aliens in that freak bar.
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2005-01-10 12:42:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Isn't his name Stewy?
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2005-01-10 12:40:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Can I be Chewys long lost brother...
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2005-01-10 12:39:13 EST (#)
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it's a gift man.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-01-10 12:34:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
In NO way am I an Obi-Wan...
Wait...
Pegi-Wan...
Pegi-Wan Jaynobi.
BRILLIANT!`
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2005-01-10 12:32:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by PoloboiGC (user info) at 2005-01-10 12:29:03 (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm fat, white, have no way with women, no cash, hate everything, and would make the PERFET Lando...
Fucking Fat Jay. your hilarous.
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anybody ever mention you're a tool?
why dont you squeeze some offensive line Centers grundel, dooshbag.
Submitted by PoloboiGC (user info) at 2005-01-10 12:29:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm fat, white, have no way with women, no cash, hate everything, and would make the PERFET Lando...
Fucking Fat Jay. your hilarous.
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2005-01-10 12:25:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-01-10 12:23:15 (#)
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I'm fat, white, have no way with women, no cash, hate everything, and would make the PERFET Lando...
What?
OK, if not Lando, then what about the funky red guy in charge with the buggy eyes?
You know who I'm talking about...
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wouldn't that make you Obi Wan?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-01-10 12:23:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Damn, forgot the 2...
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-01-10 12:23:15 EST (#)
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I'm fat, white, have no way with women, no cash, hate everything, and would make the PERFET Lando...
What?
OK, if not Lando, then what about the funky red guy in charge with the buggy eyes?
You know who I'm talking about...
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2005-01-10 12:18:54 EST (#)
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scary
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2005-01-10 11:38:05 EST (#)
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I want to be that giant mouth in the desert that looks like a giant fanged pussy.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-01-10 11:05:35 EST (#)
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I want to be the guy who gets his arm cut off in the cantina
or the giant asteroid monster
or a rabid rancor monster
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2005-01-10 10:21:45 EST (#)
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Los Bastardo's! taking my number 4 spot!!!?!!!111eleventytwentytwo
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2005-01-10 09:16:37 EST (#)
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professorfuckface is gonna be that annoying little turd in Jabba's fat folds
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-01-10 06:39:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I wanna be the garbage snake.
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2005-01-10 06:26:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
ghey
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-01-10 04:26:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2005-01-09 08:36:49 (#)
Ranking: 0
Can I have a titwank off Merlina in it? In some scene.
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get in the queue.... *grin*
Submitted by Joemama (user info) at 2005-01-10 00:33:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I wanna be left out
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2005-01-09 23:42:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I could be Darth Vader:
JMG114 never told you what happened to your father...
or the Emperor:
Oh, I'm afraid the IP shield will be quite operational when your alters arrive.
or a Jawa:
jigajibaaa!
or an Ewok:
yub nub, eechopa yub nub
or Admiral Akbar - that dude who looks like a big lobster.
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2005-01-09 22:23:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
wow catal, i'm a nerd but...
That takes the cake
Submitted by Titan79 (user info) at 2005-01-09 22:21:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Well i can be Crabb'a' the Butt.(Jabba)
OR nothing at all.. but if you need a Jabba... i want it
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2005-01-09 21:53:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2005-01-09 21:09:51 (#)
Ranking: 2
AHAHAHAHA!
I RULE! I'M THE BEST! I RULE!
AHAHAHAHAHA!
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-01-09 21:43:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by The_Walrus (user info) at 2005-01-09 21:43:06 (#)
Ranking: 2
wow C_A_T_A_L. Just wow. wow.
Submitted by The_Walrus (user info) at 2005-01-09 21:43:06 EST (#)
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wow C_A_T_A_L. Just wow. wow.
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2005-01-09 21:09:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
AHAHAHAHA!
I RULE! I'M THE BEST! I RULE!
AHAHAHAHAHA!
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2005-01-09 21:08:21 EST (#)
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fuck. yes, admiral piett is who i meant, you son of a bitch. die.
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2005-01-09 21:05:12 EST (#)
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I think you were refering to Admiral Piett.
Captain Neida was the one who lost the Falco when it landed behind the bridge of the Star Destroyer and went to apologize to Lord Vader. In a later seen you see him choking to death on the floor with Vader saying, "Apology accepted, Captain Neida."
Captain Piett was introduced in Empire Strikes back. He was promoted after Admiral Ozzle (sp?) was killed by Vader for coming out of hyperspace too close to Hoth alerting the Rebels to their position. In the the Return of the Jedi, ADMIRAL Piett commanded the Super Star Destroyer, Executer, and died when the A-Wing pilot crashed into the bridge causing the Executer to crash into the second death star.
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2005-01-09 20:42:15 EST (#)
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STAR WARS
I want to be Darth Vader. Or the Emperor. NO! I want to be Captain Neida. If you're a hardcore fan, you should know who that is. Yes, I'm Captain...Admiral Neida
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2005-01-09 20:01:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You fucking dork.
I love it.
Put me in anywhere you want me, probably someone that gets widely ignored then dies without anyone knowing.
But if I can be drunk I would appreciate it.
-Dave
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-01-09 19:26:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Can I be a lightsaber?
Submitted by The_Walrus (user info) at 2005-01-09 19:14:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I call wookie who gets set on fire.
Submitted by TheMidnight12AM (user info) at 2005-01-09 17:01:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm either Darth Vader or the Emperor, for I am the darkest of them all.
Mwahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!111111111111111111111111oneoneoneeleven11!!!!!1amillion!11gazillion!11111wtf
*thunder*
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-01-09 16:50:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2005-01-09 16:27:44 (#)
Ranking: 2
Chewbaca.... Donkwaca. Many people don't know this, but Donkwaca is my pagan name.
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for some reason this made me shoot an m&m from my nose. Do you know how
much that hurt?
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-01-09 16:49:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Make me the guy that bangs Princess Leigha in the mouth right before the storm troopers start offing jews all over the place.
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2005-01-09 16:48:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
OKOKOK, fine, let Donkey be Chewbacca.
Just do me this one favro, Don, come on, you know you want to.
I want to be Luke Skywalker.
Think about it.
I'm kind of a pussy, I get my ass kicked a lot, but when the chips are down, I kick some serious ass.
Oh, and I hate my father too. What?
Listent o this, too...Luke Slywalker.
ITS PERFECT.
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2005-01-09 16:44:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Donkey, you fuck, didn;t I just fucking CALL CHEWBACCA?
I THINK I DID!
BACK OFF!
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2005-01-09 16:27:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Please, if anyone should be Chewbaca, it's me and you know it. Hairy, suave, and almost get people killed with my insane driving skills. You know you want me as Chewy. Look:
Chewy.... Donkey. They even sound the same. Need more proof?
Chewbaca.... Donkwaca. Many people don't know this, but Donkwaca is my pagan name.
Submitted by Domochevsky (user info) at 2005-01-09 15:50:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I stand by my original request:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/34269#560299
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2005-01-09 15:12:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I can be anything you want me to be.
Preferably a stormtrooper.
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2005-01-09 14:46:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Bizdorph (user info) at 2005-01-09 14:11:38 (#)
Ranking: 2
I want to be IG-8, the badass sentient robot that connected to the central Death Star computer and BECAME the Death Star. He also killed everything he encountered before doing this.
I demand to be this character.
It's IG-88. And there were 4 of them. Boba Fett killed IG-88 B,C, and D, and IG-88A did hack into the second Death Star and took control before it exploded. There was also a fifth, IG-72 or something that was slightly less advanced as the 88's, but he survived. Of course none of this was in the movies, but in the Tales of the Bounty Hunters book.
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2005-01-09 14:44:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh! Can I be Admiral Ackbar?
"It's a trap!"
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2005-01-09 14:41:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
put me in it whereever you need a person.
this might rock. :)
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-01-09 14:30:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I wanna be YODA!!!
Make me YODA or a childish fit I would throw!!
Okay. I am annoying myself with this talking backwards shit.
Submitted by Bizdorph (user info) at 2005-01-09 14:11:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I want to be IG-8, the badass sentient robot that connected to the central Death Star computer and BECAME the Death Star. He also killed everything he encountered before doing this.
I demand to be this character.
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2005-01-09 12:42:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
C'mon people, we need more than just that!
Submitted by TimeCop (user info) at 2005-01-09 12:37:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I wanna be Lando. There are several reasons this would be a good idea.
A) I own a Cloud City.
B) I have a cape.
C) I have a device for freeaing people who don't give me what I want.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-01-09 12:16:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-01-09 12:05:35 (#)
Ranking: 0
make me the dog. There was a dog right? Yeah that's me. Talking dog who kills Vader and Princess Leia. I'll take that role.
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we should make the talking killer death dog and chewbacca hook up and
have funny looking puppies.
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-01-09 12:05:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
make me the dog. There was a dog right? Yeah that's me. Talking dog who kills Vader and Princess Leia. I'll take that role.
Submitted by Nator (user info) at 2005-01-09 11:55:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I want to be a storm trooper who gets decapitated but keeps talking.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-01-09 11:19:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yoda I want to be!
Yes, first I said it!
please please please?
Submitted by Adona (user info) at 2005-01-09 10:21:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Can I be the stormtrooper who says, "Look, sir, droids!" ?
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2005-01-09 08:36:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Can I have a titwank off Merlina in it? In some scene.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-01-09 08:34:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I want to be something. Can I be a huge insect type alien bug that eats people
Submitted by WookieSuave (user info) at 2005-01-09 08:20:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'de like to be the Millenium Falcon.....
Ya thats right!!! Star Trek computer and ships have voices, and now the Falcon does....
Wookie=Falcon!
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2005-01-09 07:35:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Storm Trooper, hopefully a dead one. The one that gets crushed under something, that the viewers always laugh at. Do they have that in there?
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2005-01-09 07:26:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I believe the correct term is "HITWHORE douche".
Submitted by Lyric (user info) at 2005-01-09 06:05:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm so Princess Leia. I'm such a geek I could quote you the entire 3 original movies. I love Star Wars. Princess Lyric. It works.
+2 for being nerdy. Whoohoo!
PS If you don't make me Leia I will kill you.
I'm only half joking. Yar!
Submitted by Squijee (user info) at 2005-01-09 05:57:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I want to be the monster in the trash compacter.
Submitted by FreshPrince (user info) at 2005-01-09 04:25:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'll love you forever if you include me, hell I may force you to have my babies...
Yes, I know you're a man, it'll work.
Submitted by Ainkara (user info) at 2005-01-09 04:16:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Give me a cool bit please, I promise I'll be good!
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2005-01-09 03:57:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I want to be a philosopher-stormtrooper, who engages his enemies in witty repartee about Kant's theory of moral worth whilst simultaneously kicking their arses.
Submitted by Obi-wan (user info) at 2005-01-09 03:57:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I gotta be Obi Wan look at my name!
Submitted by BoogieFevuh (user info) at 2005-01-09 03:35:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
DO ME
Submitted by Monarch (user info) at 2005-01-09 03:27:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm in.
I want to be Boba Fett. You know, the basically useless guy who only shows up in the second half of the trilogy. He's a big, fat pussy who really never does anything particularly cool. Plus, he gets eaten by that big pit-monster thing. What the fuck was the name of that thing?
...and who the hell is getting cast as the pit-monster thing? That's a prime target for cheap jokes.
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2005-01-09 03:16:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey, yeah, if you make me Chewie, I'll take a naked picrute of myself.
Wait, what?
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-01-09 03:11:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Can I be Princess Leia? My hair is long enough to do the Cinnabon thing. If you cast me as her, I'll even do my hair like that and take a picture. How can you resist that?
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2005-01-09 03:03:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Don, for the love of everything good and pure, MAKE ME CHEWBACCA!
AAHNAAHANAHANAAAAAHHHHHNNNNN!!!
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2005-01-09 02:36:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Totally make me Han Solo. He's perfect. He never gets the ladies (check), he's not worth remembering (check), he's an easy target (double-check), and he dies without anybody noticing.
Yep. Sounds like me.
Han Solo.
Matt Maiolo.
Submitted by Lechuga (user info) at 2005-01-09 02:29:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hmm, Can I be Wedge Antillies?
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2005-01-09 01:23:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Han Solo. He seems piratey. I'll be Han Sully.
Submitted by Kazzerax (user info) at 2005-01-09 01:03:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I wanna be Jango Fett, because I'm too important to get killed till later.
And then I wanna be Boba Fett, his son, muwahahaha.
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2005-01-09 01:01:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Chinaski: You don't want to be an ewok! http://www.ubersite.com/m/51113
As for me, if you need names count me in. I prefer "unauthorized" stories using our names anyway, but +2 for doing the "right" thing as far as others are concerned.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2005-01-09 00:35:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Is Fat Tony going to be Jabba the Hut?
or there is always Shlongy for that role.
Bart should be Darth Vader because he has the dark side of the force in him, better known as the 'Ban'. I also have always pictured him as a heavy breather just like Darth.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2005-01-09 00:29:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I get too keep my part? sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet!(said in Napoleon Dynamite fashion)
hmmmm...I no longer wish for AJ to be blown up and disassembled. He kinda grows on you after awhile....you know....like a fungus. Let him live....
NO DISASSEMBLE! AJ3PO IS ALIVEEEEE!!!!!.
Submitted by Demolocke (user info) at 2005-01-09 00:28:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I will be Jar-Jar's grandson, Jar-Jar-Jr-Jr.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-01-09 00:14:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't wanna play... but this is an excellent idea
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2005-01-08 23:59:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Definitely jared!
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2005-01-08 23:52:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I like the idea. Count me in. Preferably someone powerful and evil. Like me.
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2005-01-08 23:50:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
To be Yoda, I want.
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2005-01-08 23:48:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I should definitely be Obi Wan or the Darth Sidious, due to my chainsword/chainaxe/powerfist/powersword experience.
Submitted by Chinaski (user info) at 2005-01-08 23:47:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
make me a ewok
Submitted by Ainkara (user info) at 2005-01-08 23:41:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Make me something. Please?
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-01-08 23:35:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Method should be Darth Vader.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2005-01-08 23:35:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
This is stupid and nerdy and hitwhorish. I'll be a spaceship.
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2005-01-08 23:35:32 EST (#)
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Um... I'll be one of them Rebel pilots. Preferably one that doesn't die.
Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2005-01-08 23:33:07 EST (#)
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Fat Tony's palace is indeed quite dangerous.
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2005-01-08 23:32:07 EST (#)
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I wanna be one of those drunk-ass aliens in that freak bar.