Choose your own Adventure - Chapter 2 (811 hits)
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Submitted by DemoLocke (View user info) at 2005-01-09 01:06:41 EST
Welcome. A quest is now in progress (see http://www.ubersite.com/m/55443 for the previous chapter). Your fate remains entirely in your hands. If you have any doubts on whether you can continue this journey, the time to turn back is now. Otherwise, may the Gods provide mercy to the treacheries you will encounter...
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Rules
1. At the end of each chapter, you will be faced with a decision. Two options will be provided for you. However, your choice of decisions is limited only by your imagination.
2. To vote, simply post a comment indicating your option of choice. This is also how new options are generated.
3. The option with the most votes by the end of January 12th, Pacific Standard Time, will be the path you will take. May it be the right one...
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As the footsteps behind you draw closer, you decide to jump into an open window on your immediate left.
"Here goes nothing," you say, and barrel-roll towards the window. Being the shit-for-brains moron that you are, you miss the window's opening, and hit your head on its wooden frame.
As you slowly fall into a state unconsciousness, you hear a car pull over to the curb. "I think our work here is done," are the last words you hear before the car drives off. "Ugghh," you mutter to yourself, "I should have chosen the Surprise Spin Attack. I must be a complete fucking idiot to think that jumping into a random window would be a good idea."
"What was I thinking?" you add, just before blacking out.
You awaken on a large bed, in a room you've never seen before. To your right is a pot of tea and in the corner is the most beautiful brunette you have ever encountered.
"Wh-where am I?" you can't help but ask. Before she has a chance to answer, you cut her off. "Can I have some tea?"
"Sure..." she says.
"Can you get me a cup?" you ask in your nicest voice possible. You aren't accustomed to drinking straight from the kettle.
"I'm not accustomed to drinking straight from the kettle," you explain.
"Look. I'm not gonna sugar-coat it. You're here because you broke my window-frame, and I'm suing you for damages." Looking over to your left, you see the familiar window, and a small dent in its frame.
"But all I have is $3.50, and I was gonna use it at McDonald's," you try to explain.
"There are... other forms of payment," she suggests.
Thinking about her comment a bit you realize this could be the luckiest day of your life.
"I've been trying to get rid of my pesos for 6 months now..." you say to yourself. "And here is someone who will actually accept them!" You grow more and more excited as you realize they might not go to waste, after all.
You are ready to make the transaction.
"I know just the thing," you say with a grin on your face and a twinkle in your eye. "Just let me run home and I'll be right back with your payment."
"You're not going anywhere," she says, smiling back. Your heart drops. Questions are racing through your mind, like "will I ever get to use my pesos? I knew I should have exchanged them..." and "how late does McDonald's serve breakfast?"
It is time for you to make a decision. Do you...
A) Ask her exactly what form of payment she has in mind.
B) Splash the hot tea on her and run.
User Reviews
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-02-03 18:28:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
A
Submitted by Katastrofadark (user info) at 2005-01-17 04:14:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
A
Submitted by Mister_Fahrenheit (user info) at 2005-01-17 03:48:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
A
Submitted by The_Walrus (user info) at 2005-01-09 19:21:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
A is gonna lead to something sick and twisted and I can't wait. A.
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2005-01-09 13:16:39 EST (#)
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B) Splash the hot tea on her and run.
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2005-01-09 06:52:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
A. There is the possibility of something very messed-up going on there, and I wanna know what!
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2005-01-09 02:51:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Does anyone remember Prisoner of the Ant People? Or who remembers any of these book series:
Lone Wolf
Grey Star
Endless Quest
AD&D Adventures
Time Machine
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-01-09 02:48:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
B. A is a dead invitation for something horrible, like transvestites.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2005-01-09 02:25:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
She's a man. Named Bruce. And he's black. I'd go with option C:
Jerk him off with Icy-Hot. And lots of it.
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2005-01-09 01:47:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
A.
I hope he wakes up in a bathtub full of ice with a missing kidney. Nobody would expect that sort of fucked up payment.
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2005-01-09 01:33:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
what the fuck...
A!
Submitted by Kazzerax (user info) at 2005-01-09 01:27:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuckin A man. Heh, double meaning.
Submitted by awj002 (user info) at 2005-01-09 01:27:22 EST (#)
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too good to be true, she'll shank you if you don't run. go for option B
Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2005-01-09 01:19:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
A
Let's get some action.