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Goatse (NSFW obviously) (2488 hits)

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Rating: -1.33 on 24 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Cheesedick (View user info) at 2005-01-09 09:32:19 EST


I don't know if anyone else has noticed this, but i find the most disturbing part of the goatse.cx picture is the fact that he is wearing a wedding ring..........

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Submitted by bowser (user info) at 2005-10-25 00:53:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

hot

Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-04-20 06:57:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'd do him.
































In the pooper!

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-04-07 07:25:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

FUCK YOU.

You linked to this with no warning whatsoever - I assumed it was a normal linkwhore.

FUCK YOU.

Submitted by Natsukau (user info) at 2005-03-08 04:16:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

According to Wiki, the goatse guy lives in Kansas City. I live in Kansas City, but I haven't seen an ass like that in years. I'll keep a heads up for this one from now on though.

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-02-24 07:13:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Kirk Johnson is the name of the goatse man. Also, goat.cx no longer works (as of monday)

Submitted by Arm_The_Homeless (user info) at 2005-01-09 19:44:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Goatse made wikipedia.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goatse.cx

(the picture isn't on wiki)

Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2005-01-09 19:21:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Yes, the wedding ring brings humor to the photo. A man who rips his asshole open but doesn't allow his face to be seen, that man goes home at the end of the day to a wife and possibly kids. He didn't get any money for the photos.

Submitted by somnambulist (user info) at 2005-01-09 17:19:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

-1 for posting a cliche'd image
-1 for making me click this link
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-2

Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2005-01-09 16:41:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Just about every internet old scholler is familar with this horrendous sight. usually sent to Internet noobs as a joke. much like tubgirl.

there's actually a website dedicated to trying to bring him back....

why in God's name I have no idea but ... ewww

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-B

Submitted by MaximusPadus (user info) at 2005-01-09 16:13:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2005-01-09 15:57:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Well, I guess I really can't blame you. I DID click on a link titled 'Goatse (NSFW)'...

Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-01-09 15:23:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

if you look on google there are all sorts of Goatse fan sites. FuCkInG fReAkS!

Submitted by Shizae (user info) at 2005-01-09 15:19:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Why did I click on this...

Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-01-09 15:02:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

WHY WHY WHY WHY?



Submitted by ahrcee (user info) at 2005-01-09 14:59:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I really wish I hadn't seen this.

And can anyone explain to me why Feijuada is so sure that "this guy made a lot of money"? I'd have thought that there was a limited market for pictures of men's gaping arseholes.

Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-01-09 12:06:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I'm sure that this guy made a lot of money, and, in the end, isin't that all that matters?

Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2005-01-09 11:06:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Seen too often. Now I really don't think it's entertaining anymore.

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-01-09 10:40:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I find the most disturbing part is that I actually clicked on this post. Why do I do these things to myself?

Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-01-09 09:45:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

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Submitted by Squijee (user info) at 2005-01-09 09:43:01 (#)
Ranking: -2

The strange part that bothers me is the bit where he's pulling his arsehole open.

Just to the right of the wedding ring...


why do you they call it goatse?

Submitted by Squijee (user info) at 2005-01-09 09:43:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

The strange part that bothers me is the bit where he's pulling his arsehole open.

Just to the right of the wedding ring...

Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-01-09 09:42:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Thanks for pointing that out.

Submitted by Fleury75 (user info) at 2005-01-09 09:41:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

What i mean is: just not fucking suitable.


Submitted by Fleury75 (user info) at 2005-01-09 09:40:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

NSFW you fucktard

Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2005-01-09 09:37:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I find the most disturbing part of this post that you've actually managed to soak up the info in that picture.


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I'm Homer Simpson.

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The same Homer Simpson who crashed his car through the wall of
out club?

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