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Submitted by Chinaski (View user info) at 2005-01-10 01:10:55 EST


As I was listening to this live Who right now, enjoying the pleasant after-effects of my pot brownie, I decided to jot down a few random thoughts here...

1) During extended meditation today someone sitting next to me experienced a slight stomach gurgle. Immediately in response, my own stomach gurgled (somewhat uncomfortably). That IMMEDIATELY led me to the realization of mind-body cause/effect. My MIND MADE my stomach behave like that in response to hearing it happen to someone else. Thus, I reasoned I should begin manisfesting twice as hard as I currently am. My manifestations take the form of constant positive thoughts and vibrations. I consciously shape what I do, where I go, what I dwell on, and what I want to occur. By telling myself I am "throwing everything out to the universe", what I am really doing is giving my mind the power... somehow... to make what I want to happen... happen.

2) Physical exercize is really ever so crucial; believe me, you will know if you already partake or have in the past. If you aren't now, come on, lazy ass- get off your self-loathing, procrastinating behind and take a five minute run tomorrow.

3) I don't even judge people anymore- I read them, but don't judge. Well, that's a lie- I judge, but I do not condemn. I have an extraordinarily deep, thoughtful understanding of human nature- probably more so than almost anyone you'd meet on the street. As such, I am much happier now than I was when I was in my judging stage. Another plus is that the judgements of others doesn't even reach me. I am protected by too thick a layer of self-aggrandizement. I mean, peaceful wisdom.

Well, I'm off to make a semi-fucked up college student dinner. Peace out, as Napoleon Dynamite's brother once said.

-Chinaski

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Submitted by ihateidiots (user info) at 2005-01-11 03:53:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

You're so gay

Submitted by MaximusPadus (user info) at 2005-01-10 09:38:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Chinaski!

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-01-10 08:13:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by FuckTheArmy (user info) at 2005-01-10 07:08:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

It was too good for a plus one anyway...

And yet you felt the need to bring Napoleon Dynamite into this?

+2 for you.

Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2005-01-10 01:23:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

"Well, I'm off to make a semi-fucked up college student dinner. Peace out, as Napoleon Dynamite's brother once said."

Right now, I'm wearing a shirt that says "Vote For Pedro" on it in big red letters. Woo! Point number three strikes a chord with me. I've tried my best to be less judgemental of people, especially when I don't understand why they do what they do. Difficult, to say the least. Also impossible, I believe.

Submitted by Chinaski (user info) at 2005-01-10 01:22:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I wrote a funny reply on the post about what you call your genitalia.
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Submitted by VodkaFace (user info) at 2004-12-31 17:39:48 (#)
Ranking: 0

"Titanic" Because it's huge, it sinks every night and only the women and children are happy when it's all over.
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"Titanic" Because it's huge, it sinks every night and only the men are left on the ship, bucking and heaving.


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