My Ecstacy Orgy Extravaganza (1699 hits)
Category: Humor -> Dirty HumorRating: -0.47 on 24 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Maximus Padus (View user info) at 2005-01-10 11:24:01 EST
The following story is recollected from pieces of my memory from an awesome night. If things may seem bargled and choppy, I'm sorry, but that was my state of mind at the time.
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Upon the first night of moving into my new apartment with my best friend, we decided to kick off the first night right, with a FUCKING BANG! I called a few friends over and this girl I was talking to at the time. She brought over her best friend. We got some bottles of alcohol, had our fat sacks of marijuana, and my best friend had about 30 Red Hondas. Red Hondas, at the time, were the most potent of the ecstacy going around town, and we were lucky to have them. After popping a few, things got out of hand. My girl and her best friend were starting to get freaky, while all of us were enjoying our developing buzz.
Next thing I knew, it was sheer maddness. All over the apartment we were video taping and taking pictures of 4 of us fucking in every position available. I was getting my dick sucked in the shower while my buddy was getting his dick sucked in the same area, only in the opposite direction. It was like symmetrical porno. My good friend was passed out on the couch, which to this day I don't understand why. Either way, while he was sleeping, he awoke to my girl getting eaten out by the other girl on HIS LAP! She busted a fat female nut all over his pants. It was awesome. While that was going on, someone told me I was fucking the couch.
10 Minutes later, Joe was fucking his girl, while she was sucking my dick, and while I was eating out my girl. Have you ever had your dick sucked by 2 girls at the same time? Try it, pussies. Joe and his girl fucked separately for hours after that, while I fucked my girl for hours. But I'd say it was well worth it. By the end of the night, we had 15 blunt roaches, 5 used condoms, and 2 full disposable cameras.
If anyone can tell me a place to get these damn pictures developed, I will share them with you! All 18+, of course!
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Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2005-01-12 06:21:40 EST (#)
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"The following story is recollected from pieces of my memory"
Replace pieces with figments and memory with imagination.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-01-12 05:37:02 EST (#)
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Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2005-01-10 12:13:45 (#)
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not sure about this... ecstacy doesnt generally cause sexual arousal as such... maybe its just me and my sad past.
a better ecstacy story here http://www.ubersite.com/m/22566 """
Submitted by ihateidiots (user info) at 2005-01-11 03:53:50 EST (#)
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nobody has sex with losers like you.
Submitted by wasabi (user info) at 2005-01-10 18:17:27 EST (#)
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Pressies huh? Wow... good for you.
Submitted by acrog (user info) at 2005-01-10 18:07:01 EST (#)
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"not sure about this... ecstacy doesnt generally cause sexual arousal as such... maybe its just me and my sad past"
Are you insane? Have you ever taken X?
Good God, sex is all I wanted when on it.
It's torture when you get some that is cut and keeps you from getting a hard on.
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-01-10 15:35:13 EST (#)
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Actually, my buddy works in a photo lab, and they are not allowed to print any pictures that are sexual in nature. Only if there is some serious legal issue will they actually involve the police, however (he had to call the cops a couple times because of kiddie porn).
Maybe try a mom and pop place, if you can find one. Or use Fat Tony's method and pay some photo lab shmoe an extra 10 or 20 bucks for them.
Submitted by MaximusPadus (user info) at 2005-01-10 15:02:23 EST (#)
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Riggyrow, what are you doing in my post? I can hear some fat chick yelling for someone to eat the fried chicken off her tits! Better get first dibs.
Pussy.
Submitted by riggyrow (user info) at 2005-01-10 14:49:26 EST (#)
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Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2005-01-10 14:17:18 (#)
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Submitted by riggyrow (user info) at 2005-01-10 11:59:47 (#)
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This is the only ecstasy you've ever had...
http://www.hottangels.com/exstacy/exstacy.htm
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. Riggyrow, are you a chubby chaser? Or did you just happen to "stumble" upon that site? Yea, right.
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Hey man, more cushion for the pushin'.
Actually, that's one of the first results when you google "exstaCy" spelled with a "C" instead of an "S".
Submitted by MaximusPadus (user info) at 2005-01-10 14:37:34 EST (#)
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Wouldn't they make all the participants come in and sign waivers stating that they are over 18??
I can't do that either, because I don't think the girls want to get them developed. See what I mean?
Submitted by downerSTAIN (user info) at 2005-01-10 14:32:47 EST (#)
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As long as no one's underage and you aren't like, humping a marijuana plant you should have no problem getting the pictures developed. A few weird looks, maybe, but no legal problems.
Submitted by MaximusPadus (user info) at 2005-01-10 14:31:06 EST (#)
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This is too funny. When someone on the internet has not done such cool things, they gotta bash the people that have. I have a feeling where Shlongy and "Chris Evans" are coming from now.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-01-10 14:25:22 EST (#)
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You sure you want those developed? You might find a photo of you with your room-mate's cock in your mouth. eeeewwwwwlllll
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2005-01-10 14:17:18 EST (#)
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Submitted by riggyrow (user info) at 2005-01-10 11:59:47 (#)
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This is the only ecstasy you've ever had...
http://www.hottangels.com/exstacy/exstacy.htm
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. Riggyrow, are you a chubby chaser? Or did you just happen to "stumble" upon that site? Yea, right.
Submitted by MaximusPadus (user info) at 2005-01-10 14:09:40 EST (#)
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After you look at all of them right? I just need an underground developing place to develop them for me. No lies, 2 full kodak disposables.
Submitted by Totally_useless (user info) at 2005-01-10 13:58:09 EST (#)
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I'm gonna' float you a +0 for now. No negative, because in my heart I want to believe you.
Here's what you do.
Send me the film. I'll get the pics developed and send them back to you. Then you can show me whatever ones you want.
Cool.
Submitted by MaximusPadus (user info) at 2005-01-10 12:41:50 EST (#)
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You guys are idiots. Where would I come up with this shit???
I admit it, everything was false, except me fucking the couch. I fucked that couch for seriously a few minutes.
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2005-01-10 12:13:45 EST (#)
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not sure about this... ecstacy doesnt generally cause sexual arousal as such... maybe its just me and my sad past.
a better ecstacy story here http://www.ubersite.com/m/22566
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2005-01-10 12:12:03 EST (#)
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Is there a name for this little world you live in?
Submitted by riggyrow (user info) at 2005-01-10 11:59:47 EST (#)
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This is the only ecstasy you've ever had...
http://www.hottangels.com/exstacy/exstacy.htm
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-01-10 11:51:10 EST (#)
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I don't believe you. Well, about the two girls part.
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2005-01-10 11:45:44 EST (#)
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Then you woke up.
Submitted by theshrew (user info) at 2005-01-10 11:27:44 EST (#)
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i got a hard on reading this, is that wrong?
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-01-10 11:26:19 EST (#)
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This sucked.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-01-10 11:26:15 EST (#)
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Sounds like your weekend was a bit more exciting than mine. Make that A LOT more exciting.