Bored at Work? Look No Further! (1651 hits)
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Submitted by Donitsu (View user info) at 2005-01-10 12:38:06 EST
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Body_parts_slang
This site has everyday classics including, but not limited to...
Angry Samoan
Arrow
Ass plower
Ass pounder
Ass ripper
Badajo (Spanish)
Baloney
Banana/Platano (Spanish)
Beaver buster
Beaver cleaver
Beef bayonet
Beer can (penis with large girth)
Bell
Bicho (Spanish)
Bicycle
Big Ben
Bipper
Bishop
Bishop in a turtleneck (uncircumcized penis)
Blinky (My Fellow Americans)
Blue-veined microphone
Blue-veined throbber
Bone
Boner
Boy's best friend
Boycock
Boyhood
Boypleaser
Boypole
Boystick
Bratwurst (Die Mommy Die! Referance)
And that's only A-B!!!
I had to stop at Fur-seeking meat missile......
What do you call your special place?
User Reviews
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2005-01-11 15:58:42 EST (#)
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while you in turn put up "know your shlongy" posts.
Classy, you seem like a real winner.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-01-11 14:21:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Yeah, I'M screwing up Uber, fruitcup.
I'M the guy posting stupid fucking "Brick Psst Tuesday" jackoff posts. Yup, that's me.
Leave again, Sally. No one would care.
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2005-01-11 11:08:43 EST (#)
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Funny, I still dont care, your -2's are expected by now toolbag. I've written "funny stuff" this is the first batch I've posted in over a month.
I had previously left because douchebags like you were screwing up uber.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-01-11 09:56:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Write something funny and/opr creative instead of posting pictures and links everytime and maybe I wouldn't have to -2 your pansyass all the time.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2005-01-11 01:16:30 EST (#)
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Rumple Foreskin
AHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHHAHAHAHHAHA!
I'm calling it that from now on!
Submitted by CanucksFan (user info) at 2005-01-11 00:55:57 EST (#)
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Vulva-
Artichoke
Sweaty axe wound
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just 2 that kind of...jumped out at me?
Submitted by precision (user info) at 2005-01-10 23:53:26 EST (#)
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Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-01-10 14:16:22 (#)
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*sigh*
i wish i had a "beef bayonet" to call my own!
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you can borrow mine anytime you want...
you'll have to ask my wife where it is though, I think it's in her purse, and she never uses it anyway...
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2005-01-10 20:09:31 EST (#)
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what a surprise, Shlongy -2'd me.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-01-10 18:18:06 EST (#)
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I took a donitsu this morning before I played golf.
Pussyboy.
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2005-01-10 16:56:50 EST (#)
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hitwhore dan? that hurts man... that cuts deep
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-01-10 16:55:16 EST (#)
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and for my last review of the day....
My Nuts, My Nuts, My Nuts Are In Your Butt!
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2005-01-10 16:39:03 EST (#)
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I call it HITWHORE!!!
Submitted by Totally_useless (user info) at 2005-01-10 15:54:14 EST (#)
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Grrrrr...
29.
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2005-01-10 15:46:09 EST (#)
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probly are, i'm only 21
Submitted by SAECULUM.AUREUM (user info) at 2005-01-10 15:39:28 EST (#)
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little admiral
Submitted by Totally_useless (user info) at 2005-01-10 15:31:32 EST (#)
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Pffft.
I was under the impression that I was older than you, 'kid'.
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2005-01-10 15:21:49 EST (#)
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pfft, kids today.
Submitted by Totally_useless (user info) at 2005-01-10 14:34:29 EST (#)
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Yeah, real fucking good.
I really need to lay off the weed.
Submitted by Totally_useless (user info) at 2005-01-10 14:33:17 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/56351
People, go see this awesome post by Donitsu.
No, really.
(I'm a bad, bad, bear)
Submitted by Totally_useless (user info) at 2005-01-10 14:24:34 EST (#)
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Oh shit, Don...
I thought up a post this morning, but didn't get a chance to post til now...
Then I see this.
Meh.
Not a ripoff of this post, but rather a 'relative' to this one.
Feel free to linkwhore on me.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/56358
Oh, and mine's a fuckstick. My fiancee has a furburger.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-01-10 14:16:22 EST (#)
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*sigh*
i wish i had a "beef bayonet" to call my own!
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-01-10 13:58:31 EST (#)
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HAH! 'club fag' had me doubled over and beating the ground with my fist.
There's a joke in there somewhere...
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2005-01-10 13:43:44 EST (#)
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skin tower of babel.....
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2005-01-10 13:19:42 EST (#)
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grandmothers mouth?... wow
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-01-10 13:16:45 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-01-10 13:14:11 EST (#)
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Anus F-S
Fart vent
Fisting fancy
Frenchman's fantasy
Fudge Factory
Gaand (Hindi)
Gary
Grandmother's mouth
Hershey Highway
Hole
Left hole
Love chute
Love tube
Martha
Mojino (Spanish)
Mud hole
Ojete (Spanish)
Orto (Spanish)
Oxo Tower
Paris
Peida (Portuguese)
Poo pipe
Poop chute
Pooper
Ringpiece
Ronson Lighter (Shiter)
Rusty Brown's ring donut
Rusty bullet-wound
Rusty sheriff's badge
Spam Fritter (Shitter)
Shit cutter
Shit hole
Shit pipe
Shitter
Shit vent
Stink star
Typewriter (Shiter)
Yes... This says Grandmothers mouth...
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2005-01-10 13:10:21 EST (#)
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hahaha
Submitted by SundanceKid (user info) at 2005-01-10 13:06:26 EST (#)
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Ah yes...
Tiny Tim
<bows head in shame>
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2005-01-10 13:05:57 EST (#)
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haha, not my list.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-01-10 12:57:54 EST (#)
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First off, is that "boypleaser" on the list?
MICHAEL JACKSON DAMNIT...
Second, I call mine Beef Jerky.
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2005-01-10 12:54:40 EST (#)
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Franks and beans....
The Power Tower..
c'mon, this is classic right here
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-01-10 12:53:52 EST (#)
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I call mine my man-meat.
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2005-01-10 12:49:13 EST (#)
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haha, I'd have to agree.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2005-01-10 12:47:51 EST (#)
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this is one of those times when you have to admit that the internet is as bad as "they" feared
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2005-01-10 12:42:57 EST (#)
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Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2005-01-10 12:40:25 (#)
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I call it my Donitsu.
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that's pretty widely used though.
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2005-01-10 12:40:36 EST (#)
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I thought 'the sword of damocles' was a pretty badass name, until I learnt what it meant.
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2005-01-10 12:40:25 EST (#)
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I call it my Donitsu.