why they call me magnus (506 hits)
Category: HumorRating: -1.5 on 17 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Magnus (View user info) at 2005-01-10 15:14:11 EST
Its is a funny story.....
I got the name from my dog (seen here in the pic) he was a crazy fucking animal.
He once tried to kill me & my wife because we were tring to feed him dinner.
he was a neo masstiff & he was 230 lbs of pure CRAZY.
we moved to cali to raise a litter of his pups & he got sick, so soon I had to put him down.
I miss my dog & wise we would have staied in cali because now I am set to be put down (go to prison)
& I feel like my dog waiting for the axer to drop?
well here he is 2 mounths before we left to go to cali....
ps he had 3 lovly girls who are not crazy........... bella
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Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2005-01-10 20:31:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
ALAN'S FUNNY STORIES:
"When I got a cordless drill for Christmas and I already had it. I put it in the Yellow Pages. My uncle bought it from there and sent it to me for Christmas"
Haha.....Ah.....Ha.......ahh.....uhh........
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.........NEWS!
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-01-10 20:13:42 EST (#)
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Don't think he's after you specifically Stin, he's blitzing everyone right now. At least my post deserved it.
Why don't you flame my back catalogue - it's been over a month since my last mass spamming. Could use the hits. After all, someone has to fill the vacuum Fetish left.
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2005-01-10 20:02:11 EST (#)
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Submitted by magnus (user info) at 2005-01-10 19:44:10 (#)
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YOU THINK I LIKE TO HEAR YOUR SHIT EVERY TIME I POST WELL FUCK YOU ASSHAT!
IF YOU THINK YOUR TUFF COME & SAY THAT TO MY FACE FUCKTARD!
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Fine. I'll come and "say it to your face", wankstain.
I don't know what the fuck your problem is with me, but if you can't do better than to whack a -2 on a couple of my posts for something which I don't know I've done, you are a VERY SAD LITTLE MAN.
Go for it, -2 every single one of my posts. I don't give a shit; I'd be delighted for you to cycle them across the MRR. Someone with a few more brain cells than you might read them then.
Get a fucking life.
Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2005-01-10 20:00:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
hahaha! My nuts are in your butt!!!! HAHahAhahaHA!~!!
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2005-01-10 19:47:24 EST (#)
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Did you just go through and -2 every post on the front page?
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2005-01-10 16:48:31 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-01-10 16:25:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
My Nuts, My Nuts, My Nuts Are In Your Butt!
Submitted by xenon (user info) at 2005-01-10 16:15:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
nope, not funny
ugly dog too
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-01-10 16:14:06 EST (#)
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Because "Shitforbrains" was already taken?
Submitted by Rawrg (user info) at 2005-01-10 16:10:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
It's an interesting looking dog.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-01-10 16:10:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
who cares
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2005-01-10 15:36:35 EST (#)
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I thought it was because Magnus is Greek for non-spelling english language raping fucking dumbass.
And your ugly little dog too!
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2005-01-10 15:35:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
that dog needs medicine for his eyes, cocksucker.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-01-10 15:26:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
That is an UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGLY dog...
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-01-10 15:25:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
So it's not because you suck?
Submitted by supermark (user info) at 2005-01-10 15:22:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
"Its is a funny story..... "
YOU LIE.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-01-10 15:19:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Your dog kinda look's like Fred Sanford from Sanford and son.