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Rating: -1.2 on 15 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by UlfGabe (View user info) at 2005-01-10 20:56:22 EST


Salutations.

There once was a bear, it hungered for meat. This bear was impatient and one day while in the forest saw a pink fleshy human. The bear, being impatient and hungry, decided to eat the man.

The man was no more.

This man was a person, it hungered for power. This man was impatient and one day while walking through an ally saw a glitter. The person, being impatient and hungrey shot the woman, stole her jewels, and went to the forest to clear his mind.

This woman was a hoe, she hungered for cock. This woman was impatient and one night at a bar she saw what she wanted. This woman being impatient and a hoe, GHB'ed the man, and fucked him in the allyway. She stole his Jacob(tm) diamond studded watch and got up.

This woman was a transsexual . . . .



And causality flows on like a river of blood.

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User Reviews


Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-01-11 13:50:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by xenon (user info) at 2005-01-11 13:45:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

nice title

Submitted by ACIDTRIP (user info) at 2005-01-11 13:43:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Ummm...I think you just broke my brain.

Submitted by Bizdorph (user info) at 2005-01-11 13:35:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

CAUSALITY, not CASUALITY.
Solid +2. For no reason.

Submitted by Carebear813 (user info) at 2005-01-11 09:01:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

No Comment

Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-01-11 08:41:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I want my money

Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-01-11 08:35:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-01-10 21:10:41 (#)
Ranking: -1

I do get it, but just don't like it

Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-01-11 04:32:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I neither get it OR like it

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2005-01-11 00:54:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

give me back the thirty seconds I took to read this.

Submitted by Rawrg (user info) at 2005-01-10 23:22:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

I don't want to spend the time it takes to get this.

Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2005-01-10 21:24:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

No Comment

Submitted by Arm_The_Homeless (user info) at 2005-01-10 21:17:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Well, that was painless and a little charming.

Submitted by Totally_useless (user info) at 2005-01-10 21:11:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

-2 for casuality, until you give me a definition.

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-01-10 21:10:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

I do get it, but just don't like it.

Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-01-10 21:08:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

i don't get it



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