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The Letter K. (3833 hits)

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Rating: -0.14 on 118 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Kristen (View user info) at 2005-01-11 03:51:19 EST




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Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2007-03-21 00:59:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I almost feel bad that she was killed in a car accident along with her newborn child. :~(

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2007-03-21 00:37:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

still a great achievement

Submitted by supervixen (user info) at 2005-12-06 00:20:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

And the point is...?

Submitted by Boondock (user info) at 2005-12-06 00:13:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Fuck you and your shitty post.

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-12-06 00:05:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-04-28 11:30:40 (#)
Ranking: -2

it's fucking ridiculous when something as shit as this gets 3000-odd hits.

__________________________________________

i think that makes this funny as hell.

Submitted by NocternalDragon (user info) at 2005-04-30 16:30:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Kristen post automatic +2

Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-04-28 11:30:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

it's fucking ridiculous when something as shit as this gets 3000-odd hits.

Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-03-29 23:08:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-03-29 01:56:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Wow.

Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2005-03-10 14:23:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by PokerIsMyLife (user info) at 2005-03-10 08:09:07 (#)
Ranking: -2

Honestly, when I clicked on this link I thought I would be reading something of quality, not going to the mall to buy rope, a hunting knife, chloroform, a chainsaw, and an alibi.
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You mean you missed the big ol' -0.15 in front of the post before you clicked it?

I live to disappoint, You made my day. :o)

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-03-10 08:22:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

The number -2.

Submitted by PokerIsMyLife (user info) at 2005-03-10 08:09:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Honestly, when I clicked on this link I thought I would be reading something of quality, not going to the mall to buy rope, a hunting knife, chloroform, a chainsaw, and an alibi.

Submitted by Mario (user info) at 2005-02-15 18:02:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

BillsSBChamps...casanova? That'd be an appropriate comment if I was in fact trying to pick up on Kristen...but I've never met her and she just had a kid, put that in perspective. Now, go fuck yourself, Don Juan.

Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2005-02-12 18:52:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I dont see how or why you cannot give Kristen a +2...

Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2005-02-12 18:50:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

:) Yay!

Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2005-02-12 18:31:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Mario (user info) at 2005-02-12 18:13:57 (#)
Ranking: 1

K is for Kahlua. And for Kid...how's the little one doing anyway?
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Mario is quite the internet casanova, notice he mentions a non-threatning booze and then the kid.

FAG!!!

Submitted by Mario (user info) at 2005-02-12 18:13:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

K is for Kahlua. And for Kid...how's the little one doing anyway?

Submitted by The_Great_Tom (user info) at 2005-02-09 20:02:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Kazzerax (user info) at 2005-01-15 19:00:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

FucK has K in it. So does my name, ZaK. So does Kristen.
Kristen fucKs ZaK. I like it.

Submitted by lovedog (user info) at 2005-01-15 15:55:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2



Mommy, i want my special K now.

Submitted by xxrachel (user info) at 2005-01-15 13:04:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

i don't need to explain this. -2DIE

Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2005-01-15 09:45:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2005-01-11 06:45:39 (#)
Ranking: 0

It's sad to see that fledgling writers (myself not included) put a lot of time and effort into their posts only to end up with little/no positive feedback, but since you've worked your way into that "safe spot" comparable to Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, you can post a selection from a kids' book without worry.

No rating.
================================================

Okay, I don't get the TMNT reference, but this sucked pipe. Most heated? Here's an idea. Create a new username for yourself and don't divulge the fact that you're a woman. Don't post your picture either.

Then let's see if you can get THAT username on the MVA or slime your way onto Most Heated with a page out of your daughter's kindergarten homework.


**Reviewer's note** I greatly regret that I am adding to the hits, reviews, and heat on this piece of shit.

Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2005-01-15 03:58:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -1



what the hell man , do you believe K 4 kid?

Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-01-15 00:59:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm giving the creator of this post a +2 to explain the purpose of the post. I suggest everyone else do the same.

Submitted by Syro (user info) at 2005-01-15 00:28:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

o.....K

Submitted by TheMidnight12AM (user info) at 2005-01-14 20:39:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

ABCDEFGHIJLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.

Optimized alphabet.

Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2005-01-14 20:22:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

ukvtfcdx

Submitted by xenon (user info) at 2005-01-14 12:12:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

wow

Submitted by lucid (user info) at 2005-01-14 12:05:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

K Ghey

Submitted by Chinaski (user info) at 2005-01-13 23:27:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Fuck Shlongy Co., Inc.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-01-13 23:24:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Probably because you're a goddamn moron. Just a hunch.

Submitted by Jo_of_the_golden_P (user info) at 2005-01-13 22:41:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I like it. I don't know why. I just do.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-01-13 18:46:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Nobody gets it.

But this girl has a pussy that must smell like a dozen red roses so she gets hits. For this shit.

Submitted by wasabi (user info) at 2005-01-13 18:30:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

This is heated? I read this post when it first came out, but I didn't review, because it has no content. I don't get it.

Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2005-01-13 16:43:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Brought to you by the letter S.
Stupid, Shitty, Simplistic and -2DIE.
Uhhhh...nevermind.

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2005-01-13 15:40:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

who you callin' a faggot? yo, yo, when you out gay bashin', ima be at home fuckin' yo girlfriend.... IN THE ASS!

Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2005-01-13 09:55:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

C'mon people, you know there must be some deep philosophical meaning to this post, some amusingly odd situation she went through recently, or she's talking about her baginer and getting us all turned on.

This message was brought to you by the letter K

Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2005-01-13 05:31:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Since you complained that no one told you about UberconUK last time Kristen:

http://www.ubersite.com/m/55758

Now get your sweet, sweet backside on a plane and come P.A.R.T.Y!

Submitted by kochier (user info) at 2005-01-13 01:29:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

There is nothing wrong with the letter k
Korn
Krap
Kar
Kartoon
Krystal
Karbs
Kape Kod
Karnival

I kould go on but I'm busy yelling at my klutzy, konfounding komputer

Submitted by Zod (user info) at 2005-01-13 01:26:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

You post this, and it goes most heated...I love you. You better get in touch with me so we can catch up, skank.

Submitted by someone (user info) at 2005-01-13 01:18:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I usually like ur stuff, but NO

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-01-12 21:30:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I'd give this a -3 if I could.
Leave this kind of shit to the experts of Seseme Street.

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-01-12 21:19:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

k-unt

Submitted by bush_for_god (user info) at 2005-01-12 20:53:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by podium (user info) at 2005-01-12 20:36:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Menh. I liked it.

Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2005-01-12 20:12:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Seventy. Two. Reviews. On. The. Letter. K.

I love this place!

Submitted by kochier (user info) at 2005-01-12 18:14:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

the letter k is the best letter out there -"K"ochier

Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-01-12 18:04:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

just kidding. 0 because this sucked.

:-p

Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-01-12 18:04:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

well...i clicked on this because it was by Kristen, expecting awesomeness.

you let me down kristen...you let me down.

+0 because you never ever ever review my posts.

Submitted by sixmilliondots (user info) at 2005-01-12 18:03:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

I'm not sure what I was expecting when I clicked on this, but this wasn't it.
Still vaguely interesting I suppose.

Submitted by UlfGabe (user info) at 2005-01-12 17:58:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

-2 for a bitch

Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2005-01-12 17:52:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Pedro are you gonna eat your tots?

You're welcome for lighting the fire of most heatedness.

Submitted by Dustbrother (user info) at 2005-01-12 16:25:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

You know, like nunchuck skills, bowhunting skills, computer hacking skills... Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills.

Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2005-01-12 09:08:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Take a look at what I'm wearing, people. You think anybody wants a roundhouse kick to the face while I'm wearing these bad boys?

Submitted by CoachMagirk27 (user info) at 2005-01-11 22:45:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

you can post anything and it will go heated



somehow... i have to find a way to make money off of this...

Submitted by chicagogirl (user info) at 2005-01-11 21:22:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

can you bring me my chap stick?

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2005-01-11 17:44:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

ok, fuck it. just go here- http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0374900/quotes

they're all fuckin' hilarious.

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2005-01-11 17:43:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

How was school?

The worst day of my life, what do you think?

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2005-01-11 17:41:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Hey, Napoleon. What did you do last summer again?

I told you! I spent it with my uncle in Alaska hunting wolverines!

Did you shoot any?

Yes, like 50 of 'em! They kept trying to attack my cousins, what the heck would you do in a situation like that?

What kind of gun did you use?

A freakin' 12-gauge, what do you think?

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2005-01-11 17:41:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Do you think people will vote for me?

Heck yes! I'd vote for you.

Like what are my skills?

Well, you have a sweet bike. And you're really good at hooking up with chicks. Plus you're like the only guy at school who has a mustache.

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2005-01-11 17:39:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Well, I have all your equipment in my locker. You should probably come get it cause I can't fit my nunchucks in there anymore.

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2005-01-11 17:39:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

You know, there's like a butt-load of gangs at this school. This one gang kept wanting me to join because I'm pretty good with a bowstaff.

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2005-01-11 17:35:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

What are you gonna do today, Napoleon?

Whatever I feel like I wanna do, gosh!

Submitted by Nator (user info) at 2005-01-11 17:35:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2005-01-11 16:45:38 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by thaumaturge (user info) at 2005-01-11 16:15:37 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2005-01-11 16:00:00 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2005-01-11 15:27:20 (#)
Ranking: 0

i see you're drinking 1%. is that because you think you're fat? because you're not. you could be drinking whole if you wanted to.

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way to eat all the chips kip...

Napoleon, dont be jealous because i've been chatting with babes online....... All day.

________________________________________________________________________________

It's probably my favorite animal. It's bred for it's skills and magic.

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I'm trying to make money for college...

Your Mom Goes to College!

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This one gang kept wanting me to join cos I'm pretty good with a bowstaff.


"This is pretty much the worst video ever made."
"Napoleon, like anyone can even know that!"
"Napoleon.... YOU CAN... LEAVE!"



Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-01-11 17:32:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Sad to see the back of Fetish? He was your biggest fan, after all...

Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2005-01-11 17:14:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

The letter K is on most heated. Could this be the next big -2?





It's good to have you back.

Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2005-01-11 16:45:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by thaumaturge (user info) at 2005-01-11 16:15:37 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2005-01-11 16:00:00 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2005-01-11 15:27:20 (#)
Ranking: 0

i see you're drinking 1%. is that because you think you're fat? because you're not. you could be drinking whole if you wanted to.

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way to eat all the chips kip...

Napoleon, dont be jealous because i've been chatting with babes online....... All day.

________________________________________________________________________________

It's probably my favorite animal. It's bred for it's skills and magic.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
I'm trying to make money for college...

Your Mom Goes to College!

Submitted by thaumaturge (user info) at 2005-01-11 16:15:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2005-01-11 16:00:00 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2005-01-11 15:27:20 (#)
Ranking: 0

i see you're drinking 1%. is that because you think you're fat? because you're not. you could be drinking whole if you wanted to.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
way to eat all the chips kip...

Napoleon, dont be jealous because i've been chatting with babes online....... All day.

________________________________________________________________________________

It's probably my favorite animal. It's bred for it's skills and magic.

Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2005-01-11 16:00:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2005-01-11 15:27:20 (#)
Ranking: 0

i see you're drinking 1%. is that because you think you're fat? because you're not. you could be drinking whole if you wanted to.

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way to eat all the chips kip...

Napoleon, dont be jealous because i've been chatting with babes online....... All day.

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-01-11 15:58:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Where's Fetish when you need him?

Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-01-11 15:48:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

hi.

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2005-01-11 15:27:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

i see you're drinking 1%. is that because you think you're fat? because you're not. you could be drinking whole if you wanted to.

Submitted by thaumaturge (user info) at 2005-01-11 15:14:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2005-01-11 06:45:57 (#)
Ranking: 0

What the flip was Grandma doing at the sand dunes?


Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-01-11 13:57:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by volklcess (user info) at 2005-01-11 11:26:28 (#)
Ranking: 0

Kristen. Where have you been??

***

Ms. Pot, meet Ms. Kettle.

;)

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2005-01-11 13:04:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2005-01-11 06:45:39 (#)
Ranking: 0

It's sad to see that fledgling writers (myself not included) put a lot of time and effort into their posts only to end up with little/no positive feedback, but since you've worked your way into that "safe spot" comparable to Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, you can post a selection from a kids' book without worry.

No rating.

==================================================================

haha. man, some of you take this website stuff way too seriously...

Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2005-01-11 12:11:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

good to know you're still alive, Hope it wont be a month till another post.

Submitted by Umbilical_Cord (user info) at 2005-01-11 11:50:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

You little latent clan mamber.

Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2005-01-11 11:44:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

KRISTEN! How's it going miss "disappear for months on end and not tell anybody"?



I emailed you at your yahoo addy. If you didn't get it, you have my email. I hear you're living close by now?

Submitted by volklcess (user info) at 2005-01-11 11:26:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Kristen. Where have you been??

Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2005-01-11 10:23:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

i'm giving you a +1 but only because both my first and last names beging with the letter K.

Submitted by Totally_useless (user info) at 2005-01-11 10:18:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Kristen, you need some 'adult' time.

I think you have baby on the brain.

Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2005-01-11 10:11:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Roll on letter Zzzzzz.

Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-01-11 10:11:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-01-11 04:48:03 (#)
Ranking: -1

was that todays 'letter of the day'

whats todays number?

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4

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-01-11 10:04:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

K = Katie = Me! Yaayyy

Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2005-01-11 09:59:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

"Something nasty with a K"

Submitted by boomslang (user info) at 2005-01-11 09:52:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

This has inspired me to take a dump, I thank you for that.

Submitted by FreshPrince (user info) at 2005-01-11 09:43:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm glad you're around..

So when you gunna call me?

Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-01-11 09:30:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

apollo88 (user info) at 2005-01-11 04:15:24 (#)
Ranking: 1

racist
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AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Exactly what I was thinking. Where's the third K Kristen? I know you wanted to include it...

Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2005-01-11 09:28:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

It's nice to know you're still alive out there Kristen.

Don't make us worry like that, huh?

is that yahoo address for you still good?

Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-01-11 09:24:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

Boo-urns!

Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2005-01-11 08:31:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

...still waiting for the punchline.

Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-01-11 08:26:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

KraptasticK!!

Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-01-11 08:10:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

What the Ghey

Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2005-01-11 08:04:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Jesus Khrist.

Submitted by Impassive-Digressive (user info) at 2005-01-11 07:56:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

Submitted by ihateidiots (user info) at 2005-01-11 03:55:21 (#)
Ranking: -1

As in "krap".

Submitted by supermark (user info) at 2005-01-11 07:01:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Gay rhymes with K.

Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2005-01-11 06:45:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

What the flip was Grandma doing at the sand dunes?

Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2005-01-11 06:45:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

It's sad to see that fledgling writers (myself not included) put a lot of time and effort into their posts only to end up with little/no positive feedback, but since you've worked your way into that "safe spot" comparable to Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, you can post a selection from a kids' book without worry.

No rating.

Submitted by mazman23 (user info) at 2005-01-11 06:21:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-01-11 05:07:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

actually...

B is for briefcase, with money bring to me.
C is for candlestick, I hit you in the knee.
D is for Deutschland, for Deutschland victory.
K is for KOMPRESSOR, KOMPRESSOR is for me!

K is for KOMPRESSOR.
K is for KOMPRESSOR.
K is for KOMPRESSOR.
K is for KOMPRESSOR.

F is for Frenchman, I dump them in the sea.
G is for Germans, we do not watch TV.
H is for Hatred, we do not like to ski, and
K is for KOMPRESSOR, KOMPRESSOR is for me.

K is for KOMPRESSOR.
K is for KOMPRESSOR.
K is for KOMPRESSOR.
K is for KOMPRESSOOOOOOOOOR!!!!

K
is for KOMPRESSOR.
K is for KOMPRESSOR.
K is for KOMPRESSOR.
K is for KOMPRESSOR.
K is for KOMPRESSOR!

special thanks to the internet without which i would never have the patience to type out the lyrics.

Submitted by atz (user info) at 2005-01-11 05:00:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

My boss, the greedy bastard, goes by K.K.

Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2005-01-11 04:58:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

kaquitita
kaquita
kaka
kakon


Submitted by Burn (user info) at 2005-01-11 04:57:19 EST (#)
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I remember these from primary school, they used to be all in a row on top of the blackboard.

Submitted by CoreaPeekay (user info) at 2005-01-11 04:49:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

There should be "Kike" on there.

Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-01-11 04:48:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

was that todays 'letter of the day'

whats todays number?

Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2005-01-11 04:28:21 EST (#)
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If it weren't for that damn ocean, apollo...

Submitted by Shagabah_Jones (user info) at 2005-01-11 04:20:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Suck, Suck, Suck, Suck, Suck, Suck...

Submitted by ilovepoopers (user info) at 2005-01-11 04:20:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

poop

Submitted by Phate (user info) at 2005-01-11 04:19:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

waste of time

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2005-01-11 04:18:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

she also shops at a place called "Adolphs" and is moving into a place named "(blank) Plantation".


you make me sick, Kristen. don't ever talk to me again, you piece of crap.

Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2005-01-11 04:16:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

yay! my initials are KK

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-01-11 04:15:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

racist

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-01-11 04:15:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

That's a k all right.

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2005-01-11 04:09:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

*wink*

Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2005-01-11 04:07:51 EST (#)
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http://www.nebraskastudies.org/0700/media/0701_013001.jpg

Submitted by Ainkara (user info) at 2005-01-11 03:59:54 EST (#)
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+2 for nostalgia. I remember doing those things. Plus kangaroo. Go kangaroo!

Submitted by ihateidiots (user info) at 2005-01-11 03:55:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

As in "krap".

Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2005-01-11 03:52:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Looky-doodle


Merchant:
Sir, I must strongly advise you, do not purchase this. Behind
every wish lurks grave misfortune. I, myself, was one
president of Algeria.

Homer: C'mon, pal, I don't want to hear your life story! Paw me.

Treehouse of Horror II