UberCon Las Vegas - Sign up now or forever hold your piece (2279 hits)
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Submitted by Nicole <nakita963.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2005-01-11 11:13:52 EST
ÜberCon Vegas is soon approaching (March 11-13). I know many of you may have missed it so here is a post with all the details and how to sign up for the mailing list.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/53980
Please sign up now. We are in the process of making room reservations and we need to fill up 3-4 more rooms in the next couple weekds in order to get the group rate.
If you want a chance to see Jonukah's Big Foot back or make sweet man-love with Bart sign up for the email list and come.
User Reviews
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-01-23 09:57:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh believe me, it isn't fun. I am in my P-Jammies just hanging out
with my dog trying to keep busy. Hopefully this will all be over
in the foreseeable future
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-01-23 09:55:14 EST (#)
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I'm sorry. That was mean. Its just that I wish I could be stranded in your house too.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-01-23 09:50:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Thanks Rad.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-01-23 09:46:19 EST (#)
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Liek OMFG it's so cold. It is only going to be 70° F here today.
MUHAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-01-23 09:39:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I am stranded in my house in CT. It is snowing and I can't leave.
<clicking heels> <clicking heels>
There is no place like Vegas. There is no place like Vegas. There is no place like Vegas.
Damn, that didn't work!
Submitted by Nicole3 (user info) at 2005-01-20 12:20:14 EST (#)
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My hands are very, very small. When I grab the sausage, it may not be as painful as with Loren, but they are small enough to fit in tight orifices.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-01-18 17:12:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I've seen too many Pringles can incidents turn out like CLerks...
I tip and spill, man.
Tip.
And spill.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-01-18 12:53:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I forgot what I was going to say.
Ah, yes.
I'm the only person I know with such long fingers that can't reach the bottom of the Pringles can.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-01-18 12:35:16 EST (#)
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Holy shit, AJ.
You are seriously the first person I've ever talk to with a bigger palm than myself...
You wanna know the bad thing about small fingers big palm? I can't palm a basketball...
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-01-18 12:19:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I was just about to inquire as to your whereabouts, Loren.
You've been pretty quiet on Vegas of late.
As far as the hand thing, I just measured. My palm is 5 inches from heel to base of fingers, and my middle finger is 4 inches long.
What do I win?
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-01-18 12:18:19 EST (#)
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Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-01-18 12:07:10 (#)
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I have man hands. When I grab the sausage, TRUST ME, the guy knows it.
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Ha ahhh. Nice!
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-01-18 12:07:10 EST (#)
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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-01-17 23:20:45 (#)
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I have small fingers.
HUGE palms...
My hand, tip to tip is about right for someone 6'3".
BUt my fingers are shorter than my cousin, who is 5'9"...
And my palms are bigger than a guy I know at the bar who is 6'7"...
You know what that means?
When I slap an ass, TRUST ME, the girl knows it.
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I have man hands. When I grab the sausage, TRUST ME, the guy knows it.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-01-18 09:34:18 EST (#)
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Submitted by BongZilla (user info) at 2005-01-17 19:14:04 (#)
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yes, I do live in vegas and I stand corrected, I thought you actually wanted to get in the pool. But yes, having some 40's next to the hotel pool would be quite delightful im sure.
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Amen brotha. Plus a shitload of booze will warm me up too. Damn I can't wait.
And yes, I do plan on hitting up a Vegas Strip Club.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-01-18 04:05:43 EST (#)
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Actually, Southwest is the only airline that I can
think of that does give out peanuts instead of the
pretzle mixes. You'll also get a snack pack with
Jello Fruit Snacks, Cheese Crackers (both edible) and
Golden Oreos (just downright sacriligious)."""
Just wanted to take the time to call Nicole a sad cow!
Submitted by BongZilla (user info) at 2005-01-17 23:56:03 EST (#)
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Not sure what my schedule is, but theres a good chance Ill meet up at some point.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-01-17 23:24:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I wonder if they'd let me on the plane if I played Edward 40-hands on Sunday morning.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-01-17 23:23:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
BongZilla, what's your schedule like for meeting with us out of town Uberpeeps?
If you haven't signed up for the mailing list, there are quite a number of us that are going to be coming in on Thursday.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-01-17 23:20:45 EST (#)
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I have small fingers.
HUGE palms...
My hand, tip to tip is about right for someone 6'3".
BUt my fingers are shorter than my cousin, who is 5'9"...
And my palms are bigger than a guy I know at the bar who is 6'7"...
You know what that means?
When I slap an ass, TRUST ME, the girl knows it.
Submitted by BongZilla (user info) at 2005-01-17 23:20:10 EST (#)
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people who play edward 40-hands, thats who.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-01-17 23:02:54 EST (#)
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I have huge fingers. I can almost wrap 'em around the beer. Who needs tape?
Submitted by BongZilla (user info) at 2005-01-17 23:01:22 EST (#)
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dude, if You don't have the tape than its really not edwards 40-hands. duh.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-01-17 22:56:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm tall enough to be targetted from space.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-01-17 22:52:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
If I'm poolside, it;s never nice...
Let's just say the US Army has asked that I wear a shirt at all times, as I am white enough to be targeted from space...
Man... THAT is self-depreciating...
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-01-17 20:15:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Always with you and the 40s, isn't it?
I may join you in a round of Edward 40 hands (sans tape).
We'll see how it goes.
Submitted by BongZilla (user info) at 2005-01-17 19:14:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
yes, I do live in vegas and I stand corrected, I thought you actually wanted to get in the pool. But yes, having some 40's next to the hotel pool would be quite delightful im sure.
Submitted by Aphrodite (user info) at 2005-01-17 19:08:48 EST (#)
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Can't go in March-- I think I'm going in September though, if anyone goes around then.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-01-17 17:22:19 EST (#)
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Bong you live there don't you?
I don't plan on swimming..I plan on sitting
outside. Something that you can't do in Connecticut
until about May.
Submitted by BongZilla (user info) at 2005-01-17 15:32:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"Aj, Yes. I am going to check in, or see if I can check
in. Get a drink. Chill Poolside. "
Even though vegas is great weather in March its still a little bit to cold to get in the fucking pool. thats my .02, Hot tub, yes. pool, no.
-BongZilla
Submitted by screamfeeder (user info) at 2005-01-17 13:10:33 EST (#)
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Tom,
I am driving down from New Mexico. I would swing by So Cal but that means I would have to drive through those desert foothills and sanddunes.
Last time I did that I ended up in the sand with Jim Morrison and a half naked indian.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-01-17 12:59:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Aj, Yes. I am going to check in, or see if I can check
in. Get a drink. Chill Poolside.
All in that order.
Tom, why don't you come? Where in So Cal are you? It is
only like a 5 hour drive.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2005-01-17 12:54:50 EST (#)
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If anyone is going to take a short drive through the desert to So Cal, I'm on the way. For the love of God, someone just visit me.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-01-17 12:52:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You get in an hour before me, then.
Are you going straight to the Flamingo?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-01-17 12:52:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I forgot Kai???
G'damn...
OK...
So we HAVE:
Negro, Canadian, fat, skinny, jewish, english
We NEED:
Oriental, old/dead, pedophile.
Do we want to add "developmentally dead" and/or "sadist" to the list?
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-01-17 12:51:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Cj will most likely decide last minute what she is up to and
if I know her, yeah she'll be there as well on Thursday.
My flights get into Vegas around 2ish on Thursday.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-01-17 12:48:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I forgot what I was going to say...
Oh, yeah!
TigerLilly, are both you and CJ going to be there on Thursday?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-01-17 12:43:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Here's something...
My daytime supervisor is going to Vegas Feb 9-13.
My new weekend supervisor is going Feb 18-21 and getting married.
Two of my swing shift guards are going Feb 27-Mar 3.
I'm going Mar 11-13.
My overnight supervisor is going Mar 17-22.
That's 6 of the 18 people working at my building.
And I'm sure the others are now making plans, because the 6 of us leave notes and stuff about deals/whatever we find.
And did I mention the only ones NOT staying at the Flamingo are the swing shift pair, and they're staing at MGM...
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-01-17 12:42:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah CJRipley is my girl and most definitely as black as they come.
Isn't Kai coming? He is Canadian. No?
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-01-17 12:41:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Kai is Canadian.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-01-17 12:40:28 EST (#)
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So we HAVE:
Negro, fat, skinny, jewish, english
We NEED:
Canadian, Oriental, old/dead, pedophile.
SWEET!
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-01-17 12:36:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
We had a high of zero degrees here yesterday.
Last night when I went into Cedar Rapids for dinner all the automatic signs with the temperature said, "-2."
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-01-17 12:28:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
God I hope the weather is nice.
My Christmas vaca was spent in California and
it rained the entire time. I go on Vacation
to get away from shitty New England weather.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-01-17 12:16:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It seems like everyone at my old job is going to Vegas this month. I talked to a couple that just got back and said they just missed out on the snow but had to deal with flooding.
There's another lady I work with that's down there right now.
I hope we don't get any snow.
Submitted by CJRipley (user info) at 2005-01-17 10:24:56 EST (#)
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Yeah, would you all settle for a token black chick
I am of the Negro persuasion
HA! Thanks Lillian! :)
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-01-17 10:20:07 EST (#)
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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-01-15 16:35:38 (#)
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Sweet, AJ! Now... A negro... We need a negro...
And Chris, I swear to god on high if you go to Vegas, you won't be coming back.
Watch "Very Bad Things"...
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My friend CJRipley is going. She is El Negro...
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-01-17 02:55:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
100!
Submitted by Demolocke (user info) at 2005-01-16 22:56:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
DEMOLOCKE! A name that few have heard of... and yet...
Someone get a picture of Chris Evans. And don't tell me you don't wonder what he looks like also.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-01-16 15:34:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I think I'll wear a "My name is" shirt...
Seen those?
Yeah...
Um...
K...
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2005-01-16 02:01:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I hope you all have a nice time.
Submitted by BongZilla (user info) at 2005-01-15 17:36:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I hold my piece all the time.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-01-15 16:35:38 EST (#)
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Sweet, AJ! Now... A negro... We need a negro...
And Chris, I swear to god on high if you go to Vegas, you won't be coming back.
Watch "Very Bad Things"...
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-01-15 16:24:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
a token beanpole and a token Jew and we're set!
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Me and JMG.
Submitted by PoloboiGC (user info) at 2005-01-15 15:03:48 EST (#)
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I might try and make an appearance. We will see..
The great one. Chris Evans.
Talk to you about it Timmy.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-01-15 14:46:48 EST (#)
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Well, we have the token Englishman, the token fat guy (me) and a token "homer" from Vegas.
Now we need a token black guy, a token asian guy, a token beanpole and a token Jew and we're set!
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-01-15 05:59:16 EST (#)
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Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2005-01-15 00:05:11 (#)
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Approximately how many UberCons do you hold per month?
the others are non sanctioned ubercons as they dont have a token english guy.
Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2005-01-15 04:45:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ok a litle about myself so you can all know what to expect in Vegas.
I'm 22, I work for the government, I love to drink, I dont gamble too much due to the fact that I LIKE having money. I'm constantly away on business and I work shitty hours for minimum pay.
I have short, conservative blond hair, blue-grey eyes, 5' 10", 163 lbs, and I have this zit on my chin that i hope goes away before I head to Vegas.
I enjoy Rock, I play guitar, and the usual Poems R Phun bullshit is just a running gag from back in high school I figured I could share with the rest of Uber.
My real name is Scott but for some reason, everyone calls me Brian.
Is that enough for you?
vin45kilo.at.yahoo.com or vin45kilo at yahoo messenger.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-01-15 01:15:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-01-13 15:53:29 (#)
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SHLONGY... email me the details of where you will be this weekend .... I got a sitdown in Jersey, maybe we can have a drink together...
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now THAT would be interesting.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-01-15 00:14:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-01-14 11:37:16 (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm staying in a house with three girls, Brendan is staying with me, we have room for one more swingin dick--any takers?
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are you wearing a P.I.M.P robe with a sexy felt hat and a cuban cigar
bewteen your teeth?
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2005-01-15 00:05:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Approximately how many UberCons do you hold per month?
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2005-01-14 20:10:25 EST (#)
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Shitfuck, count me in. I'm pretty damn sure I'll need a ride from the airport when I arrive, so someone should pass out a phone number of whoever is going to be able to pick me up.
I will walk off the plane and wander aimlessly through Las Vegas for 2 days straight if I have to, but I'd rather not if it can be avoided.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-01-14 13:41:24 EST (#)
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sickfuck... I was hoping you'd pump up me...
*sob*
Wait a second...
YOU TRICKED ME!
Damn you.
And no, I'll be staying in the hotel. Can't be too far away from those nickel slots, ya hear?
Actually, it's cause I'm 300 lbs, and a bitch to drag too far.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-01-14 13:40:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2005-01-14 11:02:15 (#)
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Would you guys hang out with em if i went ( im sooo insecure)
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Flack, no worries. It will be a good time.
You have to be 21+ though or its a no go.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-01-14 11:38:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm sure I'll still have some time to pump one of you uber sluts to death too.
The girl sluts.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-01-14 11:37:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm staying in a house with three girls, Brendan is staying with me, we have room for one more swingin dick--any takers?
Yes, I am serious.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-01-14 11:14:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Flack: We wouldn't just hang you out to dry. Speaking from experience at meeting random internet people, you'd be surprised how well everyone clicks.
Just introduce yourself to those that are going before the trip. Not too many people know who you are, where you're from, what your name is, etc. etc. etc.
The better you get to know those that are going before the trip the better.
Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2005-01-14 11:02:15 EST (#)
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Would you guys hang out with em if i went ( im sooo insecure)
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-01-14 08:56:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-01-13 20:33:54 (#)
Ranking: 2
yes everybody, it is official.
i am going to vegas.
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Whooo Hooooo. I am thrilled of this news! We are going
to party are arses off in Sin City Tim my dear! Yeaaayyyy!
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-01-13 20:48:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Is Jonukah coming?
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-01-13 20:42:53 EST (#)
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VIVAAAAAAAAAAA LAS VEGAS
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-01-13 20:33:54 EST (#)
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yes everybody, it is official.
i am going to vegas.
im me everybody
timdwpi
Submitted by FreshPrince (user info) at 2005-01-13 20:13:43 EST (#)
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I'm not 21, but can I still make sweet man love with Bart?
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-01-13 19:53:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This post, that is... not my particular comment about the hits.
Oh, and I'm surprised no one noticed that you used "piece" instead of "peace."
I'm afraid I'm destined to forever hold my piece.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-01-13 19:52:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You just passed 100K hits.
Don't know why that's relevant, but I want this to stay in view.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-01-13 16:22:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I sent an email to the nutcase. If you take your meds this weekend, I'd be my pleasure to buy you a cocktail.
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2005-01-13 16:04:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd say I'm roughly 85% towards the "yes".
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-01-13 15:57:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-01-13 15:53:29 (#)
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SHLONGY... email me the details of where you will be this weekend .... I got a sitdown in Jersey, maybe we can have a drink together...
mongobongo1919.at.yahoo.com
I think it would be interesting.
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If that's the case..I'll book a flight to NJ to see this all go down.
Ha!!! I hear the laughter already!
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-01-13 15:53:29 EST (#)
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SHLONGY... email me the details of where you will be this weekend .... I got a sitdown in Jersey, maybe we can have a drink together...
mongobongo1919.at.yahoo.com
I think it would be interesting.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-01-13 14:13:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
SFX: Bawk, bawk bawk bawk.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-01-13 14:12:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Not scared at all. In Florida.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-01-13 14:07:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
"sweet tits"?
Scaredy cat.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-01-13 14:06:02 EST (#)
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America West out of Denver is as low as 169... If I want 2 redeyes, and basically make it Friday morning to Sunday morning...
But with my times, (into LV at 1PM Friday, out at 11PM Saturday) it's still $201, $211 after taxes etc.
Not bad from here...
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-01-13 14:03:44 EST (#)
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No can do sweet tits. I am away on business.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-01-13 14:00:11 EST (#)
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Are YOU coming to AC TigerLily?
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-01-13 13:57:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Whoo hoooo..
<does little chair dance>
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-01-13 13:54:53 EST (#)
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You'd better come to Vegas, Tim.
*shakes fist*
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-01-13 13:53:56 EST (#)
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He said he's coming over to AC on Sunday...we'll see.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-01-13 13:49:12 EST (#)
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Tim are you going???
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-01-13 13:46:27 EST (#)
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Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-01-12 23:18:50 (#)
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-01-12 09:35:52 (#)
Ranking: 2
I think your all a bunch of wieners.
You've all had months to save money for Vegas.
Get your shit together people. Nicole has put a ton
of time/work/energy into planning this and now half of you
aren't even going. You suck!
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Welcome to the Village of Fuckoff. Population 1.
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BAHAHAHAHA
I booked my flight today.
It went up in price 56 dollars since yesterday, but I still get to fly out of Cedar Rapids.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-01-13 13:43:35 EST (#)
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So, who ELSE is coming to Atlantic City this weekend? Hopefully, some Uberbroads.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-01-13 13:39:40 EST (#)
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nicole -email me at timdowning.at.gmail.com
everyone else - independance air is flying from the east coast to vegas for 89 dollars each way.
www.flyi.com
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-01-13 09:34:46 EST (#)
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HadToBeDone, bite me!
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-01-12 23:18:50 EST (#)
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-01-12 09:35:52 (#)
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I think your all a bunch of wieners.
You've all had months to save money for Vegas.
Get your shit together people. Nicole has put a ton
of time/work/energy into planning this and now half of you
aren't even going. You suck!
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Welcome to the Village of Fuckoff. Population 1.
Submitted by Tastycat (user info) at 2005-01-12 23:08:18 EST (#)
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-01-12 17:16:04 (#)
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Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-01-11 11:38:37 (#)
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I want pictures of you all beating the shit out of Poloboi.
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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-01-11 11:37:13 (#)
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Wait? Poloboi is gonna go?
What's the penalty for assault out there?
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Don't worry about penalties out here. There is a lot of desert, it would take years for anybody to find the body, if they find it at all. I know a couple of spots to hide him. Just no pictures. No evidence.
If anyone has any questions about whats to do in town, email me rad1101.at.gmail.com.
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Rad just won for creepiest tag line ever.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-01-12 19:36:36 EST (#)
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Oh yeah...Michigan is right on the way to Nevada. I'll be right over.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-01-12 19:00:56 EST (#)
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If anyone wants to have a layover in Michigan on the way, you're more than welcome!
That is, if you don't mind sleeping on the porch with the dog.
He's a very cute dog.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-01-12 18:22:17 EST (#)
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As long as it doesn't end up like "Very Bad Things"
Cause, well... That would suck.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-01-12 17:16:04 EST (#)
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Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-01-11 11:38:37 (#)
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I want pictures of you all beating the shit out of Poloboi.
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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-01-11 11:37:13 (#)
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Wait? Poloboi is gonna go?
What's the penalty for assault out there?
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Don't worry about penalties out here. There is a lot of desert, it would take years for anybody to find the body, if they find it at all. I know a couple of spots to hide him. Just no pictures. No evidence.
If anyone has any questions about whats to do in town, email me rad1101.at.gmail.com.
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2005-01-12 11:48:52 EST (#)
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I will state once again, i need something a little more out east. I have hardly the cash or the vacation time to get out to Vegas (even though I want to)
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-01-12 11:35:27 EST (#)
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OK...
Looked at my cashflow, and in my current state, I can afford to fly.
So I am.
I was thinking last night about taking I-70 through the Rockies in March, and... well... I like life.
So flying it is.
I land in Vegas around 1PM on the 11th, and I leave on Sunday at 11:50 at night.
Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-01-12 10:36:27 EST (#)
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That doesn't work, Apollo. You have to be FRIENDS with Shlongy to get comped. I paid for my last room in Vegas in 1983.
Or, just gamble for 4-6 hours a day in the same casino at around $75 a hand and you too, will be comped...as long as you ASK for them to comp you. They usually won't just offer.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-01-12 10:25:01 EST (#)
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Not sure yet Nicole, I may be busy playing poker with Vladimir Putin and President Bush with Shlongy and his pneumatic missus.
But seriously, I don't know.
It depends how Feburary goes business wise and how that translates into cash flow etc but don't worry about getting room rate for me, I will just tell them I know shlongy that should get me 'comped'.
I would say 80% sure I am going.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-01-12 10:20:29 EST (#)
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Yeah...he's coming alright. In his trousers.
Submitted by Nicole3 (user info) at 2005-01-12 10:18:54 EST (#)
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Apollo, are you coming?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-01-12 10:11:53 EST (#)
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My bad. I guess blatant dickheads DO wind me up. Must be a personality quirk of mine.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-01-12 10:02:28 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-01-12 09:51:06 (#)
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Now you don't think I'm going to AC this weekend?
What's wrong with some of you people? This is what I do, dumbass. Learn to accept it.
I should minus 2 you for being such a dick but I don't wish to dance on your grammy's grave"""
Leave it on the appropriate thread please fuckface.
I can't believe this blatantly not believing you schtick works. Winds you up every time.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-01-12 09:46:27 EST (#)
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Tim, you have e-mail.
Who else is coming to see Shlongy?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-01-12 09:37:58 EST (#)
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I'll definitely let Tim know where we're at. First of all, if you leave his square head out of the equation, he's usually an extremely entertaining writer in this forum.
Secondly, he's also a long time upstate New Yorker as is Shlongy.
Third, I will email him and anyone else who wants to have a drink with Shlongy...anytime, anywhere.
Especially broads.
Just don't make me kick your ass.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-01-12 09:35:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I think your all a bunch of wieners.
You've all had months to save money for Vegas.
Get your shit together people. Nicole has put a ton
of time/work/energy into planning this and now half of you
aren't even going. You suck!
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-01-12 09:29:19 EST (#)
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Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-01-11 23:40:40 (#)
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schlongy -
i was in atlantic city toady.
i'll go next sunday
email me:
timdowning.at.gmail.com """"
ooooooh looks like shlongys bluff is about to get called!
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-01-12 06:51:52 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-01-11 14:26:55 (#)
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Totally_ Useless; I don't think we have time for any "clubs"...Only there for 36 hours so I imagine that I'll be gambling approximately 30 of those hours and we already drink for free, obviously.
I'll also reserve 45 minutes to receive a couple of random blowjobs.
But I appreciate the offer. """
What shlongy means is that he will be watching 'Casino' on loop drinking mountain dew with his friend Harold and occasionally cracking one off to Sharon Stone.
Until his mom tells him to clean his room of course.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-01-11 23:40:40 EST (#)
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schlongy -
i was in atlantic city toady.
i'll go next sunday
email me:
timdowning.at.gmail.com
Submitted by JohnGalt (user info) at 2005-01-11 19:29:23 EST (#)
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I can't go. This fucking sucks, but +2 anyway. Who wants to buy me a plane ticket and pay for my hotel? I promise to make it worth the cost. Any takers?
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2005-01-11 15:24:14 EST (#)
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I am 99% certain that I am out.
Dental work is just too fucking expensive to afford flights and hotels in Vegas.
Next time all.
GO UBERCON:UKII WOO???
-Dave
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-01-11 15:03:54 EST (#)
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Anyone driving from the east that'll be goinmg through Denver?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-01-11 14:26:55 EST (#)
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Totally_ Useless; I don't think we have time for any "clubs"...Only there for 36 hours so I imagine that I'll be gambling approximately 30 of those hours and we already drink for free, obviously.
I'll also reserve 45 minutes to receive a couple of random blowjobs.
But I appreciate the offer.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-01-11 13:57:48 EST (#)
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Nicole, I shot you an email regarding rooming.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2005-01-11 13:56:20 EST (#)
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Somebody give me a number I can call to harass everybody. Either way, I'm going to imagine myself in Vegas, and hopefully that will magically transport me there so I won't have to pay for a plane ticket.
Knowing my luck, I'll appear in the middle of the desert, though. Maybe I shouldn't bother with the teleporting.
Anybody want to buy me a plane ticket? And my room? And food? And a rolex?
Thanks, you guys rule!
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-01-11 13:49:49 EST (#)
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Still in.
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2005-01-11 13:40:32 EST (#)
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UberCon Vegas, woo!
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-01-11 12:54:37 EST (#)
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I'll go
Submitted by Totally_useless (user info) at 2005-01-11 12:36:59 EST (#)
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Damn, Shlongy...
If you had given me a bit more notice, I might've made it down with Mrs. Useless.
As it stands now, if you'd like to hit any of the good clubs, let me know. I'll araange for your cover and drinks. Maybe a bottle if I'm lucky.
AIM: yewslus
email: headst1r.at.yahoo.com
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-01-11 12:25:30 EST (#)
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I'm hosting a UberCon Atlantic City - Mach II this coming weekend.
I'll be there January 16-17, staying at Trump Plaza.
I'd better start a post for this historic event.
Who's coming to see me?
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2005-01-11 12:25:28 EST (#)
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I really want to go, but due to business restraints I cant. I know i've said this before but my question is more of this...
If things go well, will you have another the year after?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-01-11 12:18:10 EST (#)
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Um...
Signed up for the list, replied to the confirmation, and it sent me back an error e-mail...
Little help?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-01-11 11:59:22 EST (#)
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Oh and ended up paying for everyones room anyway, don't mind insane we had an agreement but I would love to punch that lanky shit moustachioed navy boy in the throat when I see him next.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-01-11 11:58:29 EST (#)
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Submitted by Nicole3 (user info) at 2005-01-11 11:26:33 (#)
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At the first UberCon in Atlantic City, some of the people didn't want to shell out the extra money to stay where the group did and stayed at a place further away. They all regretted it and said next time they are going to pay the extra money. Really, it isn't that much more - do some research. It is worth the few extra buck to not have to deal with all of the crap and be where everyone else is. """
Some people were railroaded into it.
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2005-01-11 11:49:44 EST (#)
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Much to all your shagrin, I will be unable to attend this bash. It seems as though I will be in Germany a full month earlier. Fuck you all.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2005-01-11 11:49:38 EST (#)
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I want to go, but they baby might not even be two months by then:(
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2005-01-11 11:49:13 EST (#)
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You're going to have to take me off the list. My finances aren't going to allow it afterall. Stupid cars, they suck up too much money.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-01-11 11:43:56 EST (#)
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I'll do one better.
We'll have video.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-01-11 11:39:11 EST (#)
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Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2005-01-11 11:35:07 (#)
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Sadly, I think I'll be missing out on Vegas. More details soon.
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China?? Say it isn't so!
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-01-11 11:38:37 EST (#)
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I want pictures of you all beating the shit out of Poloboi.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-01-11 11:37:13 EST (#)
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Wait? Poloboi is gonna go?
What's the penalty for assault out there?
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2005-01-11 11:35:07 EST (#)
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Sadly, I think I'll be missing out on Vegas. More details soon.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-01-11 11:29:56 EST (#)
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I'm not going, but I'll be in Vegas at that time, at the Elvis impersonators convention.
Submitted by Nicole3 (user info) at 2005-01-11 11:27:46 EST (#)
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I need to turn them rooming list at the beginning of February.
Submitted by Nicole3 (user info) at 2005-01-11 11:26:33 EST (#)
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At the first UberCon in Atlantic City, some of the people didn't want to shell out the extra money to stay where the group did and stayed at a place further away. They all regretted it and said next time they are going to pay the extra money. Really, it isn't that much more - do some research. It is worth the few extra buck to not have to deal with all of the crap and be where everyone else is.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-01-11 11:25:06 EST (#)
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.....................................................
GAH...
I hate being only semi-not-poor!
OK, OK... I'll get on the list...
Looks like it's Ramen noodle time for the next few months...
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2005-01-11 11:25:04 EST (#)
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still coming. you already have me reserved for a room.
how soon do you have to turn in the reservations?
Submitted by PoloboiGC (user info) at 2005-01-11 11:24:12 EST (#)
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If it's in vegas I'll go...
The great Chris Evans..
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2005-01-11 11:23:56 EST (#)
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Jg.... Loren and Nicole will be there... how much more convincing do you need?
Have fun guys.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-01-11 11:22:40 EST (#)
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Well, I guess for staying in a Casino/hotel, that's about right...
But staying in a regular place in LV is a loooooooooooot cheaper...
Still thinking... Someone say or do something to convince me.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-01-11 11:20:17 EST (#)
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But i don't have a "piece" to hold.
Hummm.
whoo hoooo I will be in Vegas in two months!!
Submitted by Nicole3 (user info) at 2005-01-11 11:18:34 EST (#)
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Remember, we are sharing rooms, so divide that by 4 and you have your nightly rate - about $50
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-01-11 11:17:09 EST (#)
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DAYMN that's expensive...
I mean, shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez... That's per NIGHT?
I'm thinking about it... But man...