ATTENTION SLUTS: Who Gets Laid More, Ugly People Or Good Looking People? (3295 hits)
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Submitted by Kai (View user info) at 2005-01-11 13:36:26 EST
For the record, I'm ugly, getting uglier. Not that I was any great prize when I was younger, but the years have been unkind; hundreds of fights worth of healed facial injuries, I'm goig bald, that nasty scar on my forehead from that Heinekin bottle someone smashed on my head never did heal up right. add on wrinkles and a few grey hairs in my beard, my downhill slide gets a bit steeper every day. People say I remind them of that heavenly sex pot James Gandolfini.
But that's okay; I'm not in the same fashion show that my wife seems to attend at her work every day, and really I gave up worrying about what people think about me (or my "look") many, many years ago. I choose my battles wisely, and this is one I knew I could never win. Sure, I could live at the gym, get hair transplants, dye my beard with "Just For Men", but why? As far as I can tell, it would only be of benefit for the people who have to look at me - and most of you already know how I regard strangers, and the public in general...
Get honest. Most men primp & preen (ie: hair streaking, botox, fake boobs/pecs, tanning booth, take steroids, hair spreay/gel etc. [you know all the femnine stuff that certan men do]) so that they can improve their chances of getting laid, somewhere along the line. WOmen mostly do it for the benefit of OTHER WOMEN, so that they don't get talked about & back stabbed. I find this most puzzlng, probably because I have noone to impress (like that, anyway)! Now, in my formative years, I worked as a night club doorman; big & ugly was always a bonus, and no shortage of drunk women made getting laid extremely easy. My buddies would flip at the sight of the women I would bring home and discard, because they just couldn't meet any women. I didn't bother with an explaination, I didn't have one other than I know how to talk to women. I couldn't get more pussy if I was Brad Pitt.
Mind you, Brad had Jennifer as his personal penis cushion for many years, and even got to trade in her 40 year old ass for two 20 year olds. I know I won't be able to do that with my wife. What I am saying is that I appreciate how good looking guys get a finer selection of women to choose from. I've only been with a few REALLY good looking women, but a TON of girls next door, and probably more than my fair share of ditch pigs (during my druggie years). Conversely, as far as I can tell, REALY GOOD LOOKING WOMEN can have sex whenever and with whomever they want, as they sit at the top of this sexual chain of command. All hail! I do suspect, however, that the GOOD LOOKING girls also like to be the GOOD GIRLS, and get laid the LEAST out of everyone. Kind of a ripoff for the Pretty Boys who chase them, I'd think!
In trying to determine a value on all this, I need to know; who gets laid the most? I remember a time in high school where the pussy was few and far between, and after breaking up with a girl I would think "I'll never get laid again!". As I got older, I of course realized that sex is pretty easy to get. Now, at age 36, many of the women who were "Hot" 15 years ago are spinsters lookin' for some hot married meat(me), tryin' to catch up on a good thing they passed up on years ago.
So, who gets laid more? Speaking on behalf of Team Ugly, I say that it doesn't matter. I admit I may have never dated the girls at the Playboy Mansion, but I DO know that he chamber maids there fuck like Hustler Honeys from the Beaver Hunt pages (my fave porn during adolesence, BTW). I've done all sorts of shit worthy of a Rocco Siffiredi movie, and I'm happy! But did I miss out? I donno, was too busy gettin' laid!
Let me know what you think. Just tell me what team you are on, and whether or not you feel that your oil is gettin' changed on a regular enough basis. Regardless of who you are, I hope you get laid again SOON. Sex IS the great equalzer between ugly & beautiful; all you have to do is close your eyes & imagine...
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Submitted by mysterious.adventure (user info) at 2005-05-19 12:23:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-01-11 13:49:36 (#)
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I don't know what team I play for... depends on who you ask... Scottish would say I play for Team Minor Goddess, so we'll go with that.
I say that the getting laid factor is pretty even. It's not really about how you look as how you PRESENT yourself. I know some hideous men who can charm the panties off any girl they set their sights on. And, conversely, I know some drop-dead gorgeous boys who have never so much as touched a boobie because they can't get up the nerve.
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Submitted by Monarch (user info) at 2005-01-11 13:48:33 (#)
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It isn't about what the person looks like, it's about what standards they've set for themselves.
A person with lower standards could get laid every single night and then some. But if you are picky about which people you go home with, you only be taking the top-quality opportunities, and therefore get laid a bit less often.
Or the last option: You could be a total fucktard who can't get chicks, so you tell everyone that you just have really high standards in order to cover up the fact that you can't seem to get laid.
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Somewhere in there, I am described. Picky? High standards? Hideous freak? Attractive, yet terrified of women? Thousands? Clock?
Submitted by podium (user info) at 2005-03-22 23:46:08 EST (#)
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Submitted by podium (user info) at 2005-01-13 23:47:28 EST (#)
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If you really wanna look like Tony Soprano, lose the beard and glasses, gain a lotta weight and sport a leather jacket. I could definitely see it. But don't flatter yourself, you're still ugly.
Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2005-01-12 16:55:13 EST (#)
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OK, here's the deal. Today, I dressed like a lumberjack. This included suspenders, flannel, a beard, and a homeless man hat, as well as boots. I did not carry an axe. That should tell you what team I'm on. My oil does not get changed. Good looking team wins again.
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2005-01-12 16:49:13 EST (#)
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Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2005-01-11 15:00:16 (#)
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I'm considered one of the attractive guys, I suppose. Unfortunately, I'm not looking to get laid every weekend. I'm actually looking for someone that wants more than sex.
Unfortunately, girls like that don't exist.
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We do... I promise...
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-01-12 11:13:38 EST (#)
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Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2005-01-12 10:38:19 (#)
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Wasn't a bad post, but you're getting a zero for generalisations about shit soley for your own purpose.
You see, when you insult a province/people you include everybody, whether they fit the stereotype or not. If you're mad at a poster, talk about him, and not where he's from or his culture. It makes for shitty insults, and also makes you look like an imbecile who knows shit all.
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Fuck off, it's my indentured right as a Canadian to diss Quebecers all I want. You know nothing - Tabernac..... even Caul didn't disagree with what I said, 'cos he knows it's true... Bitches like you need to shut up & learn your place in the grand order of the universe.
Beneath me.
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2005-01-12 10:38:19 EST (#)
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Wasn't a bad post, but you're getting a zero for generalisations about shit soley for your own purpose.
You see, when you insult a province/people you include everybody, whether they fit the stereotype or not. If you're mad at a poster, talk about him, and not where he's from or his culture. It makes for shitty insults, and also makes you look like an imbecile who knows shit all.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-01-12 09:29:32 EST (#)
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Well, save you energy for one more someday, tough guy.
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2005-01-12 09:11:37 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-01-11 16:01:10 (#)
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"I think CC hasn't slept in a while or is nursing a hangover, ignore it."
No donnie, I just think it's pathetic when people like you, your brother and kai overly exagarate their "training" (if there ever was one) to intimidate the socially inept idiots of the Internet.
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interesting, go read those posts again CC. I've only fought in plenty of good ol' fashion street fights, and for the most part I try to avoid them. My brother however has been taking BJJ for years. What's so difficult to believe that somebody has been going to karate classes?
Submitted by Shagabah_Jones (user info) at 2005-01-12 04:55:21 EST (#)
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just because you can find america on a map and i can't doesn't mean i have to subsidize your tiny, dirt-poor country and build you schools and roads and hospitals while our government can't even contribute one nickel toward building the new orlean saints a new stadium.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-01-12 04:36:03 EST (#)
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Great post.
And Sideburns. Yes we do exist.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-01-11 18:38:30 EST (#)
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Shlongy probably gets laid more than anyone (not counting the 300 homos that permeate this room). Good post.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-01-11 18:28:54 EST (#)
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Oh and thanks for a having a warm climate, homeless people prefer that too. =)
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-01-11 18:27:51 EST (#)
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"Ya know, the mouthiest bastards in the bar were always the frenchmen from Quebec. they're also the ones who can't handle their liquor and puke everywhere, steal purses and drinks from other people's tables. Throwing them out was always easy, they're wimpier than your typical women. I understand why I inspire such jealousy from him, he has nothing to contribute to this post other than whining and silliness. Typical Quebec trash."
Of course, you attracted all our trash. It's not fault if you actually have places (Main and Hastings...I think(?)) where you can shoot crack right in the middle of the street. At a time, Vancouver actually had more french canadian homeless teenagers and young adult than in all of Québec. Thanks for cleaning up our streets with your sewer of a city.
Although we still have to deal with dumbass ontarians and americans who come here to drink for their first time and act like retards. Nothing more pathetic than a 20 years old who can't control himself after 3 sips of beer.
Submitted by Chinaski (user info) at 2005-01-11 18:21:37 EST (#)
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I know who doesn't get laid, or have a wife: You, you ugly fuckwad.
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-01-11 18:03:36 EST (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-01-11 16:26:15 (#)
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I'll tell you who gets laid LESS:
Married people.
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No denying that.
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Caulaincourt is Steven Durel!
(Man, I gotta stop that!)
He thinks me admitting that I am ugly because of all the beatings I have received, and that I got my ass kicked a lot, is acting tough. Please Frenchie, gimme a break. Stinky drunks scare me, they carry needles, knives, or worse. they have AIDS and Hep C. No matter who you are, if I tell you to back off and you don't, I will make you back off - I am not afraid to defend myself, and I can measure out the amount of harm I do to someone carefully - I knew where & how hard I was punching him, and I knew he'd be "out" too. Domenad understands. I also wanted him out of the way in case the Mexican was up to something. I'll usually try & help out someone who is getting murdered, but my safety always comes first.
Ya know, the mouthiest bastards in the bar were always the frenchmen from Quebec. they're also the ones who can't handle their liquor and puke everywhere, steal purses and drinks from other people's tables. Throwing them out was always easy, they're wimpier than your typical women. I understand why I inspire such jealousy from him, he has nothing to contribute to this post other than whining and silliness. Typical Quebec trash.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-01-11 16:26:15 EST (#)
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I'll tell you who gets laid LESS:
Married people.
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2005-01-11 16:14:49 EST (#)
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I am in Team Ugly,but as a rule I do OK.
In the middle of a slight lean spell at the moment mainly due to distance issues between my significant other and I and the fact that I don't cheat.
In the meantime it is good to provide employment for Mrs Palm and her 5 beautiful daughters.
-Dave
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-01-11 16:01:10 EST (#)
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"I think CC hasn't slept in a while or is nursing a hangover, ignore it."
No donnie, I just think it's pathetic when people like you, your brother and kai overly exagarate their "training" (if there ever was one) to intimidate the socially inept idiots of the Internet.
Submitted by MaximusPadus (user info) at 2005-01-11 15:59:15 EST (#)
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Wow. A post to make people think about their appearance. "Hmmmmm, he made me wonder if I am good looking or not. Good looking, DEFINITELY, +2!!!!!!"
Good way to get + ratings out of everyone, fuckwad.
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2005-01-11 15:55:04 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-01-11 15:22:14 (#)
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Are you somewhat related with ToxicNarcotic? Do you also pretend to be an ultra ninja? Training for 1 months in a dojo in a failed attempt to loose your nerd fat, beating your wife and knocking down and already knocked out dude doesn't make you a world class fighter.
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I think CC hasn't slept in a while or is nursing a hangover, ignore it.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-01-11 15:52:14 EST (#)
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Munkey. I live early, and I pay for my own cab. I'm PERFECT...
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-01-11 15:49:50 EST (#)
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I could be getting a lot more than I do. The offers are there. Just not interested
Not that I don't have a libido... that's the farthest from the truth.
I just don't want to deal with the headache the next morning. so I don't.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-01-11 15:22:14 EST (#)
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Are you somewhat related with ToxicNarcotic? Do you also pretend to be an ultra ninja? Training for 1 months in a dojo in a failed attempt to loose your nerd fat, beating your wife and knocking down and already knocked out dude doesn't make you a world class fighter.
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-01-11 15:06:08 EST (#)
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Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2005-01-11 14:44:45 (#)
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"hundreds of fights worth of healed facial injuries"
holy shit! you must be a real smart ass/prick/belligerent loud mouth drunk.
I have been in less than 10 physical altercations my whole life, most of them commonplace school yard arguments that turned physical. And I spent a huge hunk of my adulthood in bars and/or associating with undesirables.
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I don't count school fights, they aren't life or death. Many years of bar fights as a door man, street fights galore, and years of getting my ass handed to me by trainers (BJJ, MMA, NHB, and finally Defendo). I got my ass kicked plenty, at least a dozen trips to the hospital for stitches (no broken bones!). Once you learn basic BJJ or Defendo, only other trained martial artists really have a chance; and most of them know better than to pick fights.
Last night as I was driving home w/ the family, as we drove past our building I saw some honkey getting the beatdown by 3 mexican guys, right on the sidewalk, they were using his head liek a soccer ball. My wife pulled over, I got out and started yelling in spanish that they were a heatscore, the cops were coming etc. and told them to get the fuck out of my neighborhood. They ran. I circled the block, and when I returned one guy was still with the victim, who was a bloody mess.
I got out of the car. The victim was coming towards me as was his assailant/ assistant; I asked the assailant if he was helping the guy out, or kicking his ass some more. No answer. The victim, drunk as fuck and like I said a bloody mess, staggered towards me; I told him to back off, and he kept coming, saying "help me". I fucking knocked him out in one BIG roundhouse (I don't want some drunk bastard bleeding all over me, besides, he may have deserved the beating. I just didn't want anyone killed on my sidewalk). the Mexican smiled and walked away without saying anything.
I called 911, when the ambulance & police arrived I told them what happened, including my punch.
"Good job, you probably saved that guy's life" the cop said. It was sub zero, and he could have easily been killed by these guys, or bled to death in the sub zero cold. I am a hero. If nothing else, my trainig has allowed me to take control of situations that most people would run from. Do you understand my twisted logic? The cops do.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-01-11 15:05:21 EST (#)
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Getting with ugly girls makes me phyiscally sick. -- Poloboi
Yeah, like they really relish the fact they have to look at your sorry ass...
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2005-01-11 15:00:16 EST (#)
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I'm considered one of the attractive guys, I suppose. Unfortunately, I'm not looking to get laid every weekend. I'm actually looking for someone that wants more than sex.
Unfortunately, girls like that don't exist.
Submitted by PoloboiGC (user info) at 2005-01-11 14:49:41 EST (#)
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man I guess being ugly has clouded your judgement. It has never been how many you lay.
It's "Who you lay" if your a goodlooking guy you go out and try to nail as many tens as possible. THen everyone in awhile when your bored you go for average chicks just to build up your ego. Because avearage girls eat up the chance to fuck you.
Every pretty girls is a challange. Thats the truth. Because they don't even have to have a goodlooking guy. Looks only take you so far. After highschool looks don't mean shit. It's all about what social standings your in, or else what job you have etc..
Look at the homely Fat, ugly frat guys who are walking around with Soroity Tens? why you ask? because it's the life style they will live together. Thats all it has ever been.
Speaking for the pretty team. Well I don't give a fuck. I only want to nail models.
Getting with ugly girls makes me phyiscally sick. No joke. I fucking threw up once. No ugly chicks.
Submitted by seanfogy (user info) at 2005-01-11 14:46:13 EST (#)
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Team Ugly is the best team to be on as far as i'm concerned, because I can get with all the ugly chicks I want and nobody ever says "Damn, Fogarty has no standards". Everybody knows ugly women are better too, because they know if they don't act right, they're easier to throw out.
GO TEAM UGLY WOO!
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2005-01-11 14:44:45 EST (#)
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"hundreds of fights worth of healed facial injuries"
holy shit! you must be a real smart ass/prick/belligerent loud mouth drunk.
I have been in less than 10 physical altercations my whole life, most of them commonplace school yard arguments that turned physical. And I spent a huge hunk of my adulthood in bars and/or associating with undesirables.
Submitted by MaximusPadus (user info) at 2005-01-11 14:39:43 EST (#)
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All me.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-01-11 14:36:36 EST (#)
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Maximus Padus in action. http://www.ubersite.com/m/49110
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2005-01-11 14:24:39 EST (#)
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The glasses compliment you well, soften your face quite nicely...
I mean, uhh, chicks are great and stuff.
Submitted by MaximusPadus (user info) at 2005-01-11 14:21:28 EST (#)
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Funny how you let the petty things get to you. I don't even have to say anything to you dude! All I have to see is your camwhore and my anger is fulfilled. You are being punished as we speak for looking like that! No insults necessary! If you say anything back, you let me anger you. If you don't say anything back, I guess my comment stands.
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-01-11 14:18:01 EST (#)
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Submitted by MaximusPadus (user info) at 2005-01-11 14:11:15 (#)
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Come on man, are you really going to make me waste my time doing this??
Why even bother trying to fight back? Just look at your camwhor
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First, NO you CAN NOT suck my cock. No, not ever.
You waste your own time as you see fit. Or do I really have that much control over your pathetic loser life? I've stomped you on every post Maxi Pad, you are not witty, original or funny - just stupid. My fault for giving you so many chances to be funny or redeeming in any way, but the truthis, you suck worse than your alters College Gay OR Chinaski. This is the last time I will pay notice to anything you say or do. Time to retire this alter, Sam. Do it for Steven Durel's good name!
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-01-11 14:11:58 EST (#)
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Cookie, if I I signed you up for a Bikini Contest tonight, would you be ready to strut your stuff? I've seen you, I say no.
Team Ugly just means "normal". Team Beautiful is for genetic freaks with extra/missing chromasomes & shit, probably caused by excessive tanning & residual chemical contamination from hair care products. You're on the good team, sweetie! I'm not into dirty panties anyway, all that shit just ends up on the floor, usually ripped to shreds.
Submitted by MaximusPadus (user info) at 2005-01-11 14:11:15 EST (#)
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Come on man, are you really going to make me waste my time doing this??
Why even bother trying to fight back? Just look at your camwhore.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-01-11 14:05:49 EST (#)
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I get more than my cousin.
He does local model stuff.
I... Don't.
And Cookie sends NOTHING to you without me getting something, too.
So *nyeah*
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2005-01-11 14:05:35 EST (#)
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Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-01-11 13:54:21 (#)
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Maxi Pad is on the rag AGAIN! Look, you named yourself after a femminine hygeine product - need I say more? Please, try & stop thnkng about me so much & move on. Don't you have a stable of underage cousins for sex, "Sam"? Quit rding my coat tails & try to limit your comments to one -2 per post. You seem gay (not rainbows & teddy bears gay, mean Greyhound Bus Station men's washroom gay)and you are creepng me out. Every time you dis me, i feel like you are seeking my attention & asking to suck my cock....eeeew!
I wish I had Michael Moore's MONEY - I bet he gets laid all the time!
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yeah, i'm sure he does... I can see him now
"Hey ladies, George W Bush is Satan incarnate, want to suck me off?"
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-01-11 14:05:29 EST (#)
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um.... telling a girl she's on team ugly doesn't charm her.... no panties for you.
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-01-11 14:01:04 EST (#)
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Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-01-11 13:49:36 (#)
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I don't know what team I play for... depends on who you ask... Scottish would say I play for Team Minor Goddess, so we'll go with that.
I say that the getting laid factor is pretty even. It's not really about how you look as how you PRESENT yourself. I know some hideous men who can charm the panties off any girl they set their sights on. And, conversely, I know some drop-dead gorgeous boys who have never so much as touched a boobie because they can't get up the nerve.
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Cookie, you're Team Ugly. The girls on Team Beautiful do not have access to this type of nformation....
And in my heart, you're a MAJOR Goddess! (If I charmed your panties off, can you mail them to me while they're still warm?)
Submitted by MaximusPadus (user info) at 2005-01-11 14:00:12 EST (#)
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Congrats on the gayest response ever!
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-01-11 13:58:27 EST (#)
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Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-01-11 13:47:12 (#)
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Perfect example of a hot looking "good girl", now gettin' older and lookn' for QUALITY married man meat to help her "catch up". hope you get Energizer Rechargables sweetie, Ubercon an't until spring!
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Only if your wifey joins! ;)
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-01-11 13:54:54 EST (#)
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I'd do ya
in the ear of course
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-01-11 13:54:21 EST (#)
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Maxi Pad is on the rag AGAIN! Look, you named yourself after a femminine hygeine product - need I say more? Please, try & stop thnkng about me so much & move on. Don't you have a stable of underage cousins for sex, "Sam"? Quit rding my coat tails & try to limit your comments to one -2 per post. You seem gay (not rainbows & teddy bears gay, mean Greyhound Bus Station men's washroom gay)and you are creepng me out. Every time you dis me, i feel like you are seeking my attention & asking to suck my cock....eeeew!
I wish I had Michael Moore's MONEY - I bet he gets laid all the time!
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-01-11 13:54:09 EST (#)
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Brad converted to Islam?
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2005-01-11 13:52:15 EST (#)
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You're hawt.
Submitted by bossk (user info) at 2005-01-11 13:51:34 EST (#)
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Brad's prettier, but I bet you could make him cry for his mommy.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-01-11 13:49:36 EST (#)
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I don't know what team I play for... depends on who you ask... Scottish would say I play for Team Minor Goddess, so we'll go with that.
I say that the getting laid factor is pretty even. It's not really about how you look as how you PRESENT yourself. I know some hideous men who can charm the panties off any girl they set their sights on. And, conversely, I know some drop-dead gorgeous boys who have never so much as touched a boobie because they can't get up the nerve.
Submitted by Monarch (user info) at 2005-01-11 13:48:33 EST (#)
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It isn't about what the person looks like, it's about what standards they've set for themselves.
A person with lower standards could get laid every single night and then some. But if you are picky about which people you go home with, you only be taking the top-quality opportunities, and therefore get laid a bit less often.
Or the last option: You could be a total fucktard who can't get chicks, so you tell everyone that you just have really high standards in order to cover up the fact that you can't seem to get laid.
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-01-11 13:47:12 EST (#)
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-01-11 13:40:55 (#)
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Kai...It was my birthday Sunday and would you
believe that I got NO lovin' whatsoever!
It has in fact been a dry spell.
Oh well. Life goes on and on and so do my
Energizer batteries.
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Perfect example of a hot looking "good girl", now gettin' older and lookn' for QUALITY married man meat to help her "catch up". hope you get Energizer Rechargables sweetie, Ubercon an't until spring!
Submitted by MaximusPadus (user info) at 2005-01-11 13:46:59 EST (#)
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*And by pussy, I meant Michael Moore.
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2005-01-11 13:46:42 EST (#)
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Ahh, since when does the guy from Myth Busters post on Ubersite?
Submitted by MaximusPadus (user info) at 2005-01-11 13:46:33 EST (#)
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I know YOU didn't say ANYTHING about a hairdresser. You look like a mix between a pussy, and a bald asshole.
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-01-11 13:43:35 EST (#)
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Yes. Much better looking. I bet you wish they made "The Swan" for guys.
Kill yourself.
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I bet Maxi Pad/Steven Durel/College Gay is your hair dresser. You're a swan, I'm an Eagle.
Submitted by boomslang (user info) at 2005-01-11 13:42:06 EST (#)
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haha good post. As far as your question goes, it depends on who you ask, which means, UGLY.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-01-11 13:40:55 EST (#)
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Kai...It was my birthday Sunday and would you
believe that I got NO lovin' whatsoever!
It has in fact been a dry spell.
Oh well. Life goes on and on and so do my
Energizer batteries.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-01-11 13:40:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
We're in the same category.
Submitted by MaximusPadus (user info) at 2005-01-11 13:40:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Wow you look like a faggot.
Seriously.
Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2005-01-11 13:39:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
There is truth to be found in this here post.
Submitted by GenocideTickles (user info) at 2005-01-11 13:38:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Yes. Much better looking. I bet you wish they made "The Swan" for guys.
Kill yourself.