Pictures of Lojope And Jared On A Date! (1211 hits)
Category: NewsRating: -1.32 on 28 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Sideburns (View user info) at 2005-01-11 16:08:08 EST
That is right, my Uber chums.
FUCK YOU!
Now, let's talk about why I brought you here: your mother.
Hahaha. Only joking, dear friends. Only joking.
So anyway, why I really brought you here: your mother.
"Oh no! Hahaha, the cheeky monkey! He's tricked me again!"
No, my friends, the reason I brought you all here was not your mother. Oh no. It was Maddox. Or fuckhead, as I call him.
Fuckhead; That name. It brings fury to my heart. No, but seriously folks. What's that guy's problem? All he talks about is how he takes it up the ass every night, when he's not knocking one off because of his car. His car, which, incidentally, is gay. Gay with the fire of a thousand red asses. What a prick. What I mean is, he takes the prick. Up the jacksy.
Jacksy Nicholson.
Ahahaha.
His ol' hole must be a ring of fire, man. Johnny Cash would be proud.
Maddox, more recently known as Fucko (His middle name), has absolutely no taste in anything. Except the cum in his mouth. That tastes sour, I can tell you.
Well, Fucko, you like Tintin? Huh? Huh? FUCK YAOW. Tintin gives you the one fingered salute, m'boy. It would be up your ass, but you'd like that, HUH? HUH?
HUT! HUT! UGH!
In conclusion, I think I have deftly proved that Maddox is a derelict keyboard-munching son-of-a USB port. Thank you beautiful people, and goodnight.
User Reviews
Submitted by MitchRohr (user info) at 2007-03-31 02:05:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
so.... you can tell me the cum in his mouth tastes sour?
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2005-02-07 14:08:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Woo!
Submitted by strider (user info) at 2005-01-11 19:54:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
NSFW!!! Jerk!
Submitted by Rawrg (user info) at 2005-01-11 18:34:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuck off hit slut.
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2005-01-11 17:54:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
holy shit, you are a moron
Submitted by Girlwithaclue (user info) at 2005-01-11 17:27:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I can hear balls smackin that ass!
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-01-11 16:52:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
B@W
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2005-01-11 16:44:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This gave me a hard on.
Really, it did.
Fucking idiot.
Submitted by Ccenzo (user info) at 2005-01-11 16:36:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ooh! We getting a little touchy?
Stop crying. Stop it, you bunch of pussies! Hahahaha!
Well, thanks for reading this, and keep your reviews and ratings a comin'!
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2005-01-11 16:26:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Impersonation. -2
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2005-01-11 16:26:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I should have known that burnsy don't post SHIT.
Here's a nice -2 DIE! for your douchebaggery.
Submitted by Jarvis (user info) at 2005-01-11 16:24:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Don't ever pretend to be Sideburns again. BASTARD!
Submitted by somnambulist (user info) at 2005-01-11 16:24:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
*shrug*
Must be a U2 fan.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-01-11 16:22:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't get it...
?...
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-01-11 16:20:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Under ANY name , this sucked dick. An expertise this poststarter seems to have mastered.
Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2005-01-11 16:20:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
GO BALLS DEEP!
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-01-11 16:19:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
what the hell man if they are comin at you , means they want somthin ,more better you look after them and care for them ,than they get on the street uh?
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2005-01-11 16:16:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Damn burnsy, this is really out of character for you.
Who's Maddox?
Submitted by bossk (user info) at 2005-01-11 16:16:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by bossk (user info) at 2005-01-11 16:16:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
-2EXPIRE
Submitted by Ccenzo (user info) at 2005-01-11 16:15:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That is right, my boy. It took my fine self Six months to turn up this mastery of art. Not including the picture. I hope you appreciate the skill it took to create such a wonderdul recreation of Maddox's friday nights.
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2005-01-11 16:14:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Everything you ever wanted to know about Ccenzo
User id: 8841
Registered on or around: 2004-05-23 05:45:00
# Messages posted: 11
# Reviews written: 45
# Times these posts have been reviewed : 123
# Hits: 1956
Average rating of all messages: -0.92
-
Asshole nigger.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-01-11 16:14:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Someone revived their alter.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-01-11 16:12:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
What the fuck is this?
Meh, who cares?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-01-11 16:12:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
For a second, I thought this really WAS Burns, and that he got kicked in the head by a mule or something...
Submitted by screamfeeder (user info) at 2005-01-11 16:12:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You waited 6 months to post this?
I can only hope that you wait another 6 months or more before posting again.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-01-11 16:10:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
To whom it may concern
SHUT THE FUCK UP
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-01-11 16:09:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
And now, let's all sing it together... "My Nuts, My Nuts, My Nuts Are In Your Butt!"