Corn Nuggets Uber Contest!!!! FIND SOME MUSTARD (937 hits)
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Submitted by Corn Nugget (View user info) at 2005-01-11 23:37:41 EST
What? You don't like mustard?
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Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2005-03-27 23:52:20 EST (#)
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You're seriously crazy. Worse than me.
Submitted by Viciousriffs (user info) at 2005-03-27 23:20:19 EST (#)
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Sorry, I was too busy dripping my bits into the shrimp sauce. What were we talking about again?
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2005-01-12 23:32:12 EST (#)
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I can't believe Brad and Jennifer broke up.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-01-12 18:16:29 EST (#)
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Kristen just said the sausage was great in bed, and you guys are too busy arguing over mustard to have noticed this statement.
Shame upon you and your children and your childrens children.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-01-12 14:33:54 EST (#)
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Oh. I thought you were an ignorant. My bad.
Dijon is pretty strong compared to generic yellow mustard. And it reeks.
It's good though.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-01-12 14:05:47 EST (#)
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Erm no, frenchie you are wrong.
I am talking about FRENCH MUSTARD i.e Dijon Mustard, from the Dijon region of Frogland.
Comprend ?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-01-12 13:55:31 EST (#)
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Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-01-11 23:40:54 (#)
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French Canadian? If so- that must be hot.
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hahah
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-01-12 04:34:02 (#)
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what on earth is going on here?
There is only one true mustard, english mustard. the yellow stuff.
french mustard is like them, weak and girly.
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You silly toothless english pig, French's mustard is american. It's the founder's last name.
Why do I know that? Because the company freaked out when they sales dropped during the US-France bickering. Americans were boycotting themselves. Très hilarious!
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2005-01-12 13:35:26 EST (#)
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i could go the whole rest of my life without eating mustard and itd be fine by me
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2005-01-12 13:31:39 EST (#)
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Jeanneee: Dave's Insanity Sauce
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-01-12 13:28:13 EST (#)
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Fuck yeah I like mustard. You know what else is good? Hot sauce.
Submitted by JohnGalt (user info) at 2005-01-12 11:31:21 EST (#)
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Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2005-01-12 09:27:02 (#)
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There's some in my fridge. Actually, that seems to be the ONLY thing in my fridge...
So what do I win?
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Turkey and cheese are the only things in mine. We're soul mates! Now if only we had some bread...
Submitted by Totally_useless (user info) at 2005-01-12 09:32:20 EST (#)
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What if I was just dreaming...?
What if I lived in a pear...?
What if I had a mustard-drenched cucmber tied to my leg, and I
DID
NOT
WANT
MY
PANTS
TO
GET
DIR
TY?
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2005-01-12 09:27:02 EST (#)
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There's some in my fridge. Actually, that seems to be the ONLY thing in my fridge...
So what do I win?
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2005-01-12 09:24:06 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-01-12 09:16:31 EST (#)
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You find some fucking brains first.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-01-12 08:05:32 EST (#)
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Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-01-11 23:55:12 (#)
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Wouldn't that be great if I was dead?
I mean... How many people have talked to dead people online?
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I talked to Gibberish....
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2005-01-12 07:29:45 EST (#)
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I got some cranberry mustard in a holiday gift basket, along with a 3-lb summer sausage. The mustard was gross. The sausage was good in bed.
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-01-12 07:24:47 EST (#)
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oh the lad who scored your consolation goal?
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-01-12 07:19:19 EST (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-01-12 06:48:43 (#)
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many local lads in your football team dervel?
sign of quality?
i think not.
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I was, of course, refering to me.
Incidentally Ryan Jarvis, you know the guy who scored against Liverpool the other week, is a local lad.
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2005-01-12 06:52:30 EST (#)
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and porn, if you really are one of my cronies, or i am one of your cronies, how is it that you have ignored my sensational announcement re a new e-zine???
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-01-12 06:48:43 EST (#)
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many local lads in your football team dervel?
sign of quality?
i think not.
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2005-01-12 06:41:41 EST (#)
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Keen's Hot English Mustard is my choice
and thanks to you cunts i've just weakened and had a salmai and mustard on toast snack
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-01-12 06:30:33 EST (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-01-12 04:34:02 (#)
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what on earth is going on here?
There is only one true mustard, english mustard. the yellow stuff.
french mustard is like them, weak and girly.
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True. Made in Norwich as well.
Sign of quality that.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-01-12 06:21:53 EST (#)
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Seriously, on the mustard topic, the only mustard I enjoy is american mustard.
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2005-01-12 05:36:41 EST (#)
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i think i know what's behind this
look at the most heated list
small things amuse...
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2005-01-12 05:12:56 EST (#)
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I'm not getting it either...
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-01-12 05:00:43 EST (#)
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Absolutly - there is only one mustard and I don't mean the yellow stuff that Americans put on hot dogs. It may be yellow but its not the best.
It can only be English Mustard.
and lashings of it
please...
mmmmmmmm....
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-01-12 04:34:02 EST (#)
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what on earth is going on here?
There is only one true mustard, english mustard. the yellow stuff.
french mustard is like them, weak and girly.
Submitted by Durae (user info) at 2005-01-12 01:27:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't get it.
Aw hell, plus two.
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-01-12 00:41:36 EST (#)
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Frenchies call it "moutard". I think that's moutarded!
B@W
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-01-12 00:30:42 EST (#)
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AHAHAHAHA
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2005-01-12 00:29:55 EST (#)
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Submitted by Hooktad (user info) at 2005-01-12 00:08:51 (#)
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Shandy- I want bright green mustard! gimme!
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it's called wasabi (sp?). it's jap mustard. sushi restaurants should serve it, or asian grocery stores. very fierce but nice.
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2005-01-12 00:28:30 EST (#)
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Only joking.
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2005-01-12 00:28:22 EST (#)
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Oh no! I've only JUST posted this SN, and already it seems as if AJ wants to cyber.
I guess I'll just take one for the team...
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2005-01-12 00:22:12 EST (#)
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I don't know...
I'm barely legal; a prime cut of meat for you elderly perverts. The last thing I would want to do is give out an AIM screen name.
But here it is, anyway. Just don't expect me to be extremely talkative.
PinballVVizard21
(The "W" is made out of two "V"s)
Submitted by Rawrg (user info) at 2005-01-12 00:22:10 EST (#)
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I like your posts generally CNugget. Sadly, I still rate on the posts and not the posters, sorry.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-01-12 00:15:45 EST (#)
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alright dears. Bedtime. Work at 7am sucks.
I rock I rule etc etc etc, as shandy will confirm.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-01-12 00:15:37 EST (#)
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Honey mustard is tasty on french fries.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-01-12 00:12:36 EST (#)
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but I also love stin and loki and lyric.
but they aren't cronies yet.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-01-12 00:11:19 EST (#)
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AND ALSO CAULAINCOURT
who I forgot in my first mention of cronies.
damn me! (but he's been gone for two weeks, so it's okay)
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-01-12 00:10:25 EST (#)
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Yeah, Wiggles!
Make with the email address at the very least.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-01-12 00:10:12 EST (#)
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My cronies:
Aj
Shandy
Circe
(apollo) ahem
Submitted by Hooktad (user info) at 2005-01-12 00:08:51 EST (#)
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Shandy- I want bright green mustard! gimme!
Submitted by Hooktad (user info) at 2005-01-12 00:07:58 EST (#)
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Who says they are "your" cronies? And also- continue camping. It is giving me something to do.
Submitted by Hooktad (user info) at 2005-01-12 00:07:02 EST (#)
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No. I also hate the Quebecois. No offense to the french. But they make me crazy.
I work in the tourism industry and I am always dealing with them. I don't hate
them, but sometimes I want to kill them. Then again, I feel the same way about
a lot of people who aren't French.
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2005-01-12 00:06:51 EST (#)
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even bright green
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-01-12 00:06:44 EST (#)
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(shut up, I know I'm camping Uber Lords)
Wiggles, don't you have AIM or something? Or MSN? Or Yahoo? You are the only one of my cronies that is out of the IM loop.
I use the term "my cronies" loosely.
Submitted by Hooktad (user info) at 2005-01-12 00:05:37 EST (#)
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just kidding
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-01-12 00:05:22 EST (#)
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Hook- Are you from Quebec?
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2005-01-12 00:05:17 EST (#)
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Not really.
Submitted by Hooktad (user info) at 2005-01-12 00:04:46 EST (#)
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I hate mustard. Don't blah blah blah me. Damn American.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-01-12 00:03:26 EST (#)
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Beer- I like mustard on certian things... things like hotdogs and hamburgers. It's also nice if you put a little in with tuna and mayo, and have a sandwich.
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Submitted by Hooktad (user info) at 2005-01-12 00:01:28 (#)
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blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah . But you're right. blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.
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I AGREE!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Hooktad (user info) at 2005-01-12 00:01:28 EST (#)
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I don't think any of those "celebrities" I mentioned were Canadian. Maybe Robin.
Maybe not. But you're right. It is a fixation.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-01-12 00:00:09 EST (#)
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Hook- It's simple. It's because they all are gay.
Really! Gay canadians!
RACIST GAY MEN!
(it's because, as a culture, americans are quick to place labels and fling judgements. Americans are afraid of their own latent homosexuality, so they (we) use pointing insults in order to ensure the rest of our country "KNOWS" we're not gay.)
All americans are gay, I've decided.
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2005-01-12 00:00:08 EST (#)
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I don't eat mustard yet there are 5 kinds of it in my pantry..
French's Yellow
Honey Dijon
Honey Mustard
some brown stuff with no label but SMELLS like mustard
and a generic yellow mustard container also with no label.
I do have 3 bottles of Heinz Ketchup, 5 bottles of various flavors of A-1 and 18 different brands of BBQ sauce.
This was AFTER cleaning the pantry out.
4
-B
Submitted by Hooktad (user info) at 2005-01-11 23:59:26 EST (#)
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It would be great if you were dead. Then I would have a story on my hands. A real
story. Oh yah. And mustard can be grey-ish. Or brown-ish... orange-ish... and yes
yellow.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-01-11 23:57:40 EST (#)
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MUSTARD IS YELLOW, chris! It's not grey or in gas form!
ITS YELLOW.
Submitted by Hooktad (user info) at 2005-01-11 23:56:59 EST (#)
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I hope you don't mind my using your post to discuss other random topics. But I am
incredibly bored. Why is it that whenever you have two males in a team or a pair
or a friendship in show biz- people always think they are gay?
(Ok not ALWAYS, but plenty of times)
I give you:
Siegfried and Roy
Bert and Ernie
Batman and Robin
No one ever accused Sherlock and Watson of being gay. Or did they?
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-01-11 23:55:43 EST (#)
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Im sorry, I used my last batch of Mustard Gas on my neighbor yesterday.
Im out.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-01-11 23:55:12 EST (#)
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Wouldn't that be great if I was dead?
I mean... How many people have talked to dead people online?
Submitted by Hooktad (user info) at 2005-01-11 23:54:24 EST (#)
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so you say....
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-01-11 23:53:50 EST (#)
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Hook... I say "eh" all the time, as do many people in the area. When I go out of state everyone thinks I'm canadian.
When I was in Egypt I told a few people that I was a canadian, just to make sure they didn't try to kill me. That went over well. As you can see, I'm not killed.
Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2005-01-11 23:53:35 EST (#)
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here's a well earned -2.
Submitted by Hooktad (user info) at 2005-01-11 23:52:12 EST (#)
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No one actually specified what "type" of mustard corn was refering to. At our
discretion I suppose.
And I have many american friends that I find are just like me. And I don't say
aboot. Isn't it weird to see tourists in your own country/city. Like what is
so great about this place? And why are you all sitting on the floor like the
multi-lingual freaks that you are?
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-01-11 23:48:41 EST (#)
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Shandi
hahhaha SHANDI
what a typo!
Hahaha
anyway, I like sushi.
And tabouli.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-01-11 23:47:55 EST (#)
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Hook- Mustard is yellow.
And as far as canadians being racist... I don't know. The canadians that I know are all just like me, but... that could be because they are from Windsor, which (as you know!!) is a suburb of detroit.
Submitted by screamfeeder (user info) at 2005-01-11 23:47:55 EST (#)
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http://www.spartacus.schoolnet.co.uk/FWWmustard.JPG
oh you meant the food product?
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2005-01-11 23:47:38 EST (#)
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french mustard is actually mild and weak, like seppo mustard except brown and not as sweet.
quite nice with cheese on toast though
real men eat english mustard, or wasabi.
Submitted by Hooktad (user info) at 2005-01-11 23:46:20 EST (#)
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hey i'm canadian! we're not racists- we are very multicultural ;)
we are not nice to our native people, but they are not nice to us
that is a debate better left alone.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-01-11 23:44:54 EST (#)
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My dad used to bear hunt in canada. He said they were the most racist people he had ever met.
Submitted by Hooktad (user info) at 2005-01-11 23:44:51 EST (#)
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Excuse me, but do you have any grey poupon?
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-01-11 23:43:43 EST (#)
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Bah.
I got booted from a Quebecois CounterStrike server the other day.
They were all speaking French into their mics and I kept typing, "What? I don't speak French!"
I got fed up with it after awhile so I just kept typing all my messages in Spanish and they kicked me.
Racists.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-01-11 23:40:54 EST (#)
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French Canadian? If so- that must be hot.
Spicy mustard, I mean.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-01-11 23:38:43 EST (#)
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Found some.
French's.