15 Feet of Pop Culture Mayhem: A MSPaint Miracle (24676 hits)
Category: NoneRating: 1.66 on 163 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Mr. Cancer <funnyascancer.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-01-12 09:58:13 EST
I'm not gonna beat around the bush here. You know what follows, I don't wanna keep you from looking at it. So the basic rundown:
- 8" by 180"
- 27 meg bitmap file
- Credit to Gib
- Dedicated to the Sunset Girl
- If it doesn't post right away, bear with me. This thing's really huge, so it might take me a while. But it does exist, (CookieLass can vouch for me) and I'm gonna try no matter what to get it up today.
Enjoy.
User Reviews
Submitted by Wit_Critic (user info) at 2008-08-03 21:02:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
MS Miracle... Hmmm... Or not.
Your drawing smacks of Gib, yet you claim it not to be, which is good, because it would be an offense to attempt to draw comparison between this hack and his art.
You also seem to be unable to decide if you like Gib's sytle of blending from scene to scene, or whether you want to smack down some blunt borders, like the curtains between first-class and second, though in this case it would be more similar to economy-class as second-economy-class on a budget airline.
The disgusting use of free-hand lines coupled with the block images or "draw rectangle" seriously make my eyes weep, and not in the good way like the MS Paint That Will Make You Cry, but more in a hideously-grotesque-burns-victim-face way.
Also, text tool. Used very well on the monopoly board. Used terribly in the Krispy Kreme add.
But then moving on to your comments... Wow. You are quite simply a hack, who thinks he is deserving of a gold star for spending far too much time behind his computer, and then gets pissy at the first person to not baa like a sheep, clicking the "Kick of all ass" button, and writing a one line "good job", though half of them take the optional commenting as just that.
PFF states it as it is, as you go ballistic at him. Claim someone else to be an alt because you dislike their ranking, and had to go and beg someone else to give you a link so you could get the recognition you feel you are owed for this pile of steaming turd.
So I am deeply sorry if you are seeking the "OMG this guy is fantastic, +2" from everyone, as you didn't get enough praise as a child, but there are some amongst us that thought you were after some actual feedback.
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2006-11-05 00:12:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
har har Bart
Submitted by KindaLikeJesus (user info) at 2006-06-09 20:35:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I got nothing
Submitted by zoobie2000 (user info) at 2006-02-15 07:58:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by HighFructoseCornSyrup (user info) at 2005-10-11 21:40:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Shitty.
Submitted by will72 (user info) at 2005-02-18 18:25:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
amazing
Submitted by Ivy (user info) at 2005-02-12 08:18:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Sweet
Submitted by InkyFingers (user info) at 2005-02-09 16:05:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice
Submitted by Cryopaul (user info) at 2005-01-28 13:29:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Kraven (user info) at 2005-01-27 08:34:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
MY name.. is.. Shake-sula the mic rula' ... +2 For referencin Aqua Teen... Number one in the hood "G"
Submitted by Quasiplasmohedron (user info) at 2005-01-25 06:44:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Lechuga (user info) at 2005-01-12 23:33:44 (#)
Ranking: 2
I liked the Subtle Rage Against The Machine reference.
You know, the one with Bush on TV, and the caption says "Bush on parade." From the Song: Bulls On Parade, by Rage? Does anyone know what I'm talking about?
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Yeah I got that right away. This was great. Do another.
Submitted by Allyson (user info) at 2005-01-22 23:04:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-01-21 01:12:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I actually may not have been squattie's biggest fan back then, so I mostly stayed off his posts, but some of the ones under dategrape's user info are freaking awesome.
He's got a knack for humour, tasteless as it may be at times.
Submitted by MoneyG (user info) at 2005-01-21 01:05:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Plus for each of the following: putting Spongebob and MasterShake into the same post as a Star Wars picture, and another plus for completing the Monopoly board.
Submitted by Silja (user info) at 2005-01-20 16:20:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Im sure Gib is flattered that he inspired you to do this.
...I couldnt do it better, so gd on you. Altho, I suspect there was some copy and paste, and not just drawings... ;)
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2005-01-20 13:53:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"The Freight_Train thing, I'm sorry for. Looking at user IDs, that claim is probably false. It just seemed very suspicious at the time. "
ACTUALLY, his first user ID was squattail, 823. I'm not saying he and freight train are the same, mind you, I'm just saying that it's a mistake to assume someone is NOT an alter because of any difference in UserID number.
And AJ, it's not an insult to accuse him of having freight train as an alter, when one considers that his first ID WAS squattail, where he did not show himself to be honest, funny, OR talented. Do also let us consider dategrape and george baker, among others, before we go touting his awesomeness, shall we?
Submitted by Bizdorph (user info) at 2005-01-20 13:38:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Bloody brilliant.
(Tips bowler hat respectfully)
Submitted by McMuffin (user info) at 2005-01-20 13:25:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
gotta love it
Submitted by fieldsr (user info) at 2005-01-19 18:04:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Dizzamn! Thats pretty awesome, but there is no way you did that sunset on paint! But if you did, nevermind. Do it again, only this time with robots and/or lesbians.
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2005-01-19 13:47:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Zakalwe, I agree entirely. PFF's is pretty damn good.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-01-19 13:38:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
If this can get on B@W then PFF's effort should join it. Good as this was, it added nothing extra to Gibberish's original.
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2005-01-18 13:02:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I hold everyone's opinion valid...except PFF...and mmm_beefy. But for PFF, it's because he's never given me a good reason to. His opinions about my stuff are often vulgar, uncalled for, and just mean. Therefore I don't respect them.
The Freight_Train thing, I'm sorry for. Looking at user IDs, that claim is probably false. It just seemed very suspicious at the time.
Hope this clears things up.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-01-18 12:41:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I've always been one to rebel... go against the grain.
FIGHT THE POWER!
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2005-01-18 01:50:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"People are entitled to their own goddamn opinion."
You must be new around here.
Submitted by MouRNIngLoRY (user info) at 2005-01-18 01:35:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i like the end especially.
and the gay rainbow balloon.
Submitted by Mister_Fahrenheit (user info) at 2005-01-18 01:28:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-01-17 20:26:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
A few things to say after reading the comments.
Who are you to question- get this- professorfuckface's opinion? It's just that. An opinion. Who cares? It's not like every time he tells you you suck a little hand comes out of your monitor and gives you a wedgie or messes up your hair. His ratings don't count for points OR heat. It's useless. With your responses to him all you do is make yourself out to be pretentious, which in effect is going to cause you to alienate people (just a word of advice from someone who's been there).
Then you accuse Freight_Train of being a PFF alter??? Freight_Train's been around for too long to be an alter. He's always been an asshole, but accusing him of being PFF's alter is a slap in the face to PFF. Because say what you want about PFF, but nothing will change the fact that he's honest, funny, and he's got loads of talent.
If he doesn't like your drawing just leave it be for fuck's sake. People are entitled to their own goddamn opinion.
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2005-01-17 16:53:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Yep.
Here's an example.
A post has been rated 4 times for an average rating of 1.5. So the piece has gotten 6 points total.
G-Prime comes along and gives it a +2. Now the post has 8 points over 5 reviews. So it's got a 1.6 rating now.
But let's say PFF comes along to that same 1.5 rated post before G-Prime. He gives it a -2, because he's a dick and does these sort of things. But since his ratings don't count, he in essence doesn't review it. If you had to assign a formula to him, it'd be 0 points over 0 reviews, every single time. 6 points + 0 = 6 points, and 4 reviews + 0 = 4 reviews. So it stays the same, 1.5.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-01-17 16:36:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Then mine count right?
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2005-01-17 13:41:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Well G-Prime, it works out something like this:
Professor Fuckface is an ass. He just is. He's mean, he's unfair, he's just not a good guy.
But, he still contributes some good stuff to Uber.
So it's kinda like bart's version of probation. PFF can still post stuff, but his ratings don't count, in an effort to keep him from being so ass-like.
Of course, it doesn't really work so well, so I use his disability as a chance to mock him.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-01-17 13:27:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
And how people (whose ratings count) think it sucks?
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I've heard of this before, and I can't figure it out. What makes a user's rating count?
Submitted by Nie_ein_Engel (user info) at 2005-01-17 10:19:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The Uber references made me laugh. Nice touch with Gib's smoking cat on the fridge.
HAR HAR PEENER!!!!!!!!
Submitted by metroidkillah (user info) at 2005-01-17 04:33:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
+2 for Master Shake. +2 for Schroder. -6 for the rest of the content, which is, as Strong Bad would put it, "Total crap!"
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2005-01-17 04:16:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hahaha, Cancer. You make me laugh.
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2005-01-17 00:45:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Freight_Train (user info) at 2005-01-17 00:41:28 (#)
Ranking: -2
you pushed all the right buttons, but it still looks like shit
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Hmmm, first negative rating, mere moments after I shot down PFF with my infallible logic that no one had given it a negative rating?
I'm thinking we got ourselves an alter here.
Submitted by Freight_Train (user info) at 2005-01-17 00:41:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
you pushed all the right buttons, but it still looks like shit
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2005-01-17 00:30:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey PFF, lemme try a little experiment with you.
Okay, everyone, by a show of ratings, how many people think this is good?
Ok, 1, 2, 3....uh....let's just say a very conservative 60.
And how people (whose ratings count) think it sucks?
0?
The public have spoken, PFF. Apparently it's not crap.
Now please go away. You're...you're just wrong.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2005-01-17 00:22:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-01-17 00:08:31 (#)
Ranking: 2
I have the original of this one... it's huge as well. And I maintain that the size of the picture doesn't make it any good.
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I don't understand what point you are trying to make. It isn't the size of the picture that matters. Fuck, this one is probably as big or bigger than any of gibberish's pictures. Nobody here is arguing its size, we all know it is big. The reason why this is shit is because it is DRAWN SLOPPY, CRAPPY AND UGLY. It has nothing to do with the size, cancer is using the size to try to make it look impressive, but these child-like 'doodles' could have been drawn by a six year old in half the time it allegedly took cancer. So forget about the fucking size, it isn't the size that is in question, it is the crap "artwork". The size argument works against cancer, because his is BIG but shit, so why would you bring that up? Because you are a fucking retard, now get on aim to cancer and you can plot your next little rebuttal, I'm sure it'll blow.
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2005-01-17 00:18:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh, and 2000 hits!
w00t!
scrmfdr1984: DING DING DING
FunnyAsCancer: w00t!
scrmfdr1984: FOR TEH BIG W!!!
FunnyAsCancer: uh.....sure!!!!
scrmfdr1984: haha
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2005-01-17 00:09:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Ok, here's the deal.
I am not Gibberish. I do not claim to be.
Yes, I mimic his art form, because it is clever and fun to do. I had fun drawing this, despite the long amount of time it took to do. So in the end, I consider it worthwhile.
Cookie, thanks for sticking up for me, but it's really alright. If the G-man here thinks it's only worth a 0, that's fine. I know at the very least it is worth reading.
PFF, as I say so many times, just STFU. I can't believe you're trying to tell me this sucks, when it's accumulated a 1.83 rating from about 100 separate people. I don't care what your bias for or against Gib is. Hell, I don't even care what your opinion is on anything. Just please shut up and leave me alone. I really don't want you to reply to any of my posts ever again, despite the great service you do by giving me hits and heat.
And to everyone else, thanks for the support. Maybe I'll ride again, with something a little less Gib and a little more amazing.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-01-17 00:08:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I have the original of this one... it's huge as well. And I maintain that the size of the picture doesn't make it any good.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2005-01-16 23:58:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
He is trying to copy him, and he failed miserably. It looks stupid and forged. Gibberish were decent because they were drawn properly, the size was a bonus. The drawings were huge then scaled down to create artificial anti-aliasing. This looks pixelised and stupid, and the size hasn't been scaled down. That is what made gibberish's a million times better, they didn't start off the final size, they started off as huge, huge images, then were scaled down into an image that was still pretty big. Why talk about artistic integrity and style, this was an attempt to imitate gibberish, and because cancer is obviously retarded it looked so much different (worse) than the originals that cancer tried to play it off like this is his own style. I don't know what you set out to do here, but any way you look at it this is one big piece of ripped off shit. Plus the fact that you gave out 50 +2s just to get this thing onto the uberboard to save it from slipping off the front page, which it had, and the fact that you think so highly of yourself when you obviously eat shit.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-01-16 23:49:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I didn't need more clarification, like I said before. You explained fine the first time, like I said before. And yes, if I hadn't like it, I would say so. Just because I'm someone's friend doesn't make me a liar. Cancer would definately not appreciate it if I lied to him and told him that I thought something was great when it actually wasn't. If he asks for my opinion, I'm not doing him any favours by building him up when he doesn't deserve it. I'm not disputing the quality of Gib's work, I'm jsut saying that Cancer's style doesn't make him worse, it makes him different. And different doesn't mean worse. Doesn't even mean better all the time. He shouldn't be compared to Gibberish, because he's NOT Gibberish. His style is his own. If he did things exactly like Gib did, then people would accuse him of copying him.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-01-16 23:01:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah, I get what you're saying, I just mean that his were just one huge (but not always) picture, one continuous river of flowing shapes, there were no lines dividing them into different scenes. I'm too tired to make any sense right now anyway. I'm going to bed. I'm not saying your picture sucks, I'm just saying how I found it. And I did explain to cookielass why Gib's were so good without saying "Gib's were huge and kicked ass". Although my explanation may be full of holes. Sleep-deprivation holes. And I leave with a haiku, since my math exam is tomorrow and I've been studying on 3 hours of sleep a night:
Sleep always feels best
When it is not permitted,
Secretly stolen.
I know people think haikus are gay and a trend, but fuck them in the ass.
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2005-01-16 22:48:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Well not to sound defensive or anything, but there is a lot of transition, just maybe more direct than Gib's.
i.e.,
Schroeder transitions into newspaper comic, which leads into the fat guy throwing the paper around. On the floor below the fat guy's apartment, there's the sniper scene.
Hills blend into the pool table.
Wilson in the ocean delves below to Spongebob.
And so forth.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-01-16 22:41:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
The reason I personally found Gib's work better is that his was more pleasing to the eye. This thing has too many straight lines, blocks and squares. The forms and shapes are too artificial. There is no depth, no transition between the scenes. Gib's work flowed beautifully from each inch to the next. Look at this one: http://www.ubersite.com/m/38843 it's small, but it still rocks cancer's drawing's ass. Look at all the detail in it. This is art. funnyascancer's drawing may be art, but I just don't like it much.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-01-16 22:29:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
The reason I said your opinion is biased is because you know the artist personally. Even if you didn't like it (I'm not saying you don't) you couldn't express it without hurting his feelings. You said you can vouch for the time he spent on it. That means you talk to him/see him on a regular basis. I'm not saying your opinion should be discounted, I'm just saying it's subjective.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-01-16 15:27:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hee hee hee hee.... I love you Screamie
Submitted by lush (user info) at 2005-01-16 15:16:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by screamfeeder (user info) at 2005-01-16 14:19:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-01-16 00:30:03 (#)
Ranking: 2
big=better...cocks
http://www.ubersite.com/m/56704#1073454
AWAAAAAY!
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-01-16 00:30:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-01-15 17:55:57 (#)
Ranking: 0
Your opinion is clearly quite biased.
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nope. I just wanted someone to explain to me why they found Gib's work to be so wonderful, and Cancer's not to be without saying the words "Gib's were huge and kicked ass." My reasoning is that the only time big=better is when you're talking cocks and car engines.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-01-15 17:55:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-01-13 02:01:43 (#)
Ranking: 2
I've gone back and looked at some of Gib's stuff, and I don't understand what about his were so much better. I've read a bunch of people's comments saying "This is good, but it's no Gibberish." Cancer's stuff is excellent, I know firsthand that he DID, in fact, spend a week working on it, and I think that saying that it's not as good as someone else's is shit. Because Gibberish did bigger pieces? Since when does the SIZE of an piece of artwork determine how good it is? Because I've seen shit thrown on a 20x20 foot canvas (literally) and I've seen the Mona Lisa. And can you guess which was better? It certainly wasn't the one that was bigger.
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Your opinion is clearly quite biased.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-01-15 17:04:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-01-12 10:38:09 (#)
Ranking: 0
This sure was a lot of effort...just not much substance.
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I know this took a lot of time and effort, but I just think it's not, it's not... It's just not. I found the artwork too blocky, not fluid enough for me. But this is just what I think so there. I wont be an ass and give you a minus.
Submitted by Chronicles_of_College_Guy (user info) at 2005-01-15 14:40:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This was the greatest thing I've ever seen.
Submitted by jack11058 (user info) at 2005-01-15 14:34:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
guten joben
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2005-01-15 14:15:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It doesn't have the smooth transition and cleverness as Gib's old ones, but it's definately not bad.
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-01-15 06:25:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for effort, although upon reading the exchange between you and fuckface below the first thing that struck me was that if you want praise for spending 25 hours on something, you'd do better feeding the homeless than sitting on your ass doodling.
Submitted by PatheticCapitalistFuck (user info) at 2005-01-15 04:37:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
snow woman had great titties
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2005-01-14 20:43:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
The +2 from bart.
And it's all worthwhile.
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2005-01-14 20:32:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-01-14 20:23:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/51889 <----- So I lied.
Nice to see you again, Gibberish.
Submitted by drstrangedhruv (user info) at 2005-01-14 19:58:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Unbelievably geniusitous.
Submitted by Mr.JackassFrost (user info) at 2005-01-14 19:12:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That picture of Beethoven is amazing. I can't believe you did that in MSPaint.
Good show.
Submitted by Geodescent (user info) at 2005-01-14 19:07:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Soooo tempting to be the first "-2 die" but this was badass just like the others, and yet unique.
Submitted by tech-junkie (user info) at 2005-01-14 18:42:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Good job... Gib sucks at life tho
Submitted by richsghostdog (user info) at 2005-01-14 14:52:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Simple=BEST
Loved it, a smile for a gray Friday afternoon.
Submitted by AlwaysAnEagle (user info) at 2005-01-14 14:33:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Rockin'.
Submitted by dinojr345 (user info) at 2005-01-14 13:49:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Loved the one with Gary smoking a bong. Nice!
Submitted by spacemonkey (user info) at 2005-01-14 12:30:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by podium (user info) at 2005-01-14 00:26:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
loved it
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-01-13 20:54:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This doesn't need to be original - this is fucking sweet.
This needs to be an ubersite only format.
Submitted by chicagogirl (user info) at 2005-01-13 19:12:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
what the hell man if they are comin at you , means they want somthin ,more better you look after them and care for them ,than they get on the street uh?
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-01-13 17:52:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-01-13 16:39:11 (#)
Ranking: 2
Better job on the fat guy. Generally kickass, other than a lack of my name (unless I'm missing it in a fit of stupid, which is highly likely).
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Crossword #4 down.
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2005-01-13 17:36:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
#2 most heated?
God, I love you people. Thanks for appreciating my work. Means a lot.
Submitted by downerSTAIN (user info) at 2005-01-13 17:36:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You had me at Shakezula.
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2005-01-13 17:34:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I told ya I'd get around to it
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2005-01-13 17:34:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-01-13 17:29:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Nope, I'm just a moron. Carry on.
Submitted by ACIDTRIP (user info) at 2005-01-13 16:52:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-01-13 16:39:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Better job on the fat guy. Generally kickass, other than a lack of my name (unless I'm missing it in a fit of stupid, which is highly likely).
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2005-01-13 15:57:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Sexy.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-01-13 15:07:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ghawesome!
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-01-13 12:16:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
, uh
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2005-01-13 11:51:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey man, if they are comin at you
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-01-13 10:23:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
100% Awesomeness.
B@W
Submitted by erbgor (user info) at 2005-01-13 08:30:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Funny and interesting, almost worth my time.
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2005-01-13 08:19:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
GO PEANUTS WOO!
Oh, and the rest too.
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2005-01-13 05:51:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Most awesome thing ever.. I love the gary with the bong, and the paper with the 'if they comin at you' thing..
fucking gold.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-01-13 03:06:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This wasn't all done with paint, but its still awesome.
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2005-01-13 02:53:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
My beef with this is that it wasn't completely composed in MSPaint, what with some of the pictures cut & pasted from here and there.
PLUS I think that you're trying too hard to be like Gib.
Although you did include Schroder, and the end part was pretty cool.
No rating.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2005-01-13 02:21:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
" I made a deal with AJ. Since I don't have a paypal account, I promised him a bunch of +2s to put my link on the Uberboard."
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH
Submitted by sparkle_pink (user info) at 2005-01-13 02:12:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Soooooo sorry Cookie.
Submitted by wasabi (user info) at 2005-01-13 02:04:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-01-13 02:01:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I've gone back and looked at some of Gib's stuff, and I don't understand what about his were so much better. I've read a bunch of people's comments saying "This is good, but it's no Gibberish." Cancer's stuff is excellent, I know firsthand that he DID, in fact, spend a week working on it, and I think that saying that it's not as good as someone else's is shit. Because Gibberish did bigger pieces? Since when does the SIZE of an piece of artwork determine how good it is? Because I've seen shit thrown on a 20x20 foot canvas (literally) and I've seen the Mona Lisa. And can you guess which was better? It certainly wasn't the one that was bigger.
Oh, and if I hear the phrase "super hot to the max" one more time, some bimbo is going to get a karatechop to the trachea.
Submitted by Ainkara (user info) at 2005-01-13 02:00:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2005-01-13 01:49:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by sixmilliondots (user info) at 2005-01-13 01:19:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I liked the crossword puzzle the best.
Submitted by sparkle_pink (user info) at 2005-01-13 01:10:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Now that I'm at home and can actually inspect this without fear of a German prof busting me for not actually working, I must give another +2 because it's super hot to the max how you incorporated the theme of Beethoven's 5th symphony.
You did group the 8th notes wrong. But I'll let that slide.
This time.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2005-01-13 01:02:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
That's funny, because a post I spent an entire hour writing yesterday rocketed to the top of the MVA and already has triple the hits of this one, so I guess it just comes down to whether you got it or you don't, and you obviously don't. If you wanted to get recognition, you should have draw this properly like gibberish did instead of doing it all sloppy and poorly and fast. Just because you spent time on something doesn't make it good, and this post proves that, you should have done one small good picture instead of one huge shitty picture. The reason why gibberish's were decent was because they were huge and pretty decently drawn.
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2005-01-13 00:54:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You know why I +2ed so many of his posts? Because I felt unappreciated, that I actually worked on something that was worthwhile to me, and no one was looking at it. So I made a deal with AJ. Since I don't have a paypal account, I promised him a bunch of +2s to put my link on the Uberboard.
I whored myself out. And I'm not ashamed I did, because it's not some stupid ploy for hits. I honestly spent a week's worth of working three or four hour days to make this. And it bothered me that my work was going to waste.
So fuck you PFF, this means something to me, and it's obvious everyone else likes it a whole lot too. You aren't ruining this one for me. Nothing you say can. NOTHING. So don't even bother.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2005-01-13 00:45:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
It's still worthy of accomplishment and praise.
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Do you even read some of this shit that you write? You are a very modest little nerd, cancer. And why did you just spam every one of polyamorousaj's posts with +2s? Why you got to be such a nerdy little cocksucker? You are one stupid child.
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2005-01-13 00:41:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I think it's pretty good but not even close to being comparable to gibberish.
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2005-01-13 00:39:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Fine, here's all the things not done it MSPaint: the pic of Beethoven, Gibberish's goodbye drawing, the shading on the sunset, and the spiral.
But for the record, Gibberish didn't do all his shit in MSPaint either. The MouseTrap logo, the shading on a bunch of his, all done in some other Paint program, or ripped off from somewhere else.
It really doesn't matter, because except for the Beethoven and Gibberish pics, I hand made that all myself. It's still worthy of accomplishment and praise.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2005-01-13 00:32:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Actually, come to think of it, there are a few things in here that couldn't have been done in mspaint.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2005-01-13 00:29:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Sorry, but this is shit, the only thing it had going for it is the fact that is was drawn in mspaint. I mean, anyone could draw this and better on paper, it is the mspaint that makes it more difficult. But this couldn't have been done 100% in paint, since last time I checked there is no shader in paint, so how did you do the sunset? This is more of a habeeb style mspaint than a gibberish style mspaint, and I find it very amusing that you would spend 25 hours on this.
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2005-01-13 00:20:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hahaha, I can't believe you're trying to tell me this post sucks.
And it wasn't intentional about the Bush thing, I just wrote it, realized it reminded me of the Rage song, and wondered if anyone else would notice.
And if you're still keeping score, this disproves your "everything you do is shit" theory.
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2005-01-13 00:06:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Sorry I didn't see this earlier.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2005-01-13 00:04:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
This is pretty childish, I think you are lying when you said it took 25 hours. There is no way anyone would mistake gibberish's artwork for yours or vice versa, since there is a huge drop in quality. If you interpreted bulls on parade to have anything to do with bush then you are pretty fucking ignorant.
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2005-01-12 23:43:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Damn, I can't believe you caught that, Lechuga.
I put that in there thinking it was so vague and pointless that no one would get it.
Submitted by YELLOW-MAN (user info) at 2005-01-12 23:43:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2005-01-12 23:40:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Because I know Rainbow Road.
Submitted by Lechuga (user info) at 2005-01-12 23:33:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I liked the Subtle Rage Against The Machine reference.
You know, the one with Bush on TV, and the caption says "Bush on parade." From the Song: Bulls On Parade, by Rage? Does anyone know what I'm talking about?
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2005-01-12 23:32:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
If I said I was Dan, would that get me more reviews?
Oooooooo...
Shroud of doubt.
Submitted by FreshPrince (user info) at 2005-01-12 23:31:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Definatly +2 material... alhto this better NOT be Dan...
Submitted by JohnGalt (user info) at 2005-01-12 23:17:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2005-01-12 21:48:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Technically a crackpipe, but whatever floats your boat.
Submitted by sketch9 (user info) at 2005-01-12 21:46:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2005-01-12 10:30:49 (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for the bong smoking Gary
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i think thats a crack pipe
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-01-12 21:45:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2005-01-12 16:32:16 (#)
Ranking: 0
Those aren't eggs on the hill. They're flowers.
Why would they be eggs?
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Because that would be deep...
or something...
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2005-01-12 21:34:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Damn you, rock_music!
FunnyAsCancer: if i may say so, you are a cock
Submitted by rock_music (user info) at 2005-01-12 21:24:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
MICHAEL RUDOLPH WANTS TO MAKE SWEET, PASSIONATE LOVE TO RACHELE HEBRANK.
Submitted by ThatOneGirl (user info) at 2005-01-12 17:35:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
cool
Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2005-01-12 17:01:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2005-01-12 16:33:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Awesome!!!
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2005-01-12 16:32:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Those aren't eggs on the hill. They're flowers.
Why would they be eggs?
Submitted by lucid (user info) at 2005-01-12 16:14:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
"I'm gonna try no matter what to get it up today"
You sound like my grandpa.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-01-12 14:52:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
See, Mr. Cancer? They saw the stuff you were worried about. I knew this would be great!
Now how the fuck do I nominate something for B@W.....
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-01-12 14:33:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by sparkle_pink (user info) at 2005-01-12 14:13:49 (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for Beethoven. It's too bad you didn't use a picture of him in his younger years, he was a serious max hottie.
Don't get me wrong though, no matter his age, Beethoven was a max hottie.
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DAMN RIGHT!
Submitted by sparkle_pink (user info) at 2005-01-12 14:13:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for Beethoven. It's too bad you didn't use a picture of him in his younger years, he was a serious max hottie.
Don't get me wrong though, no matter his age, Beethoven was a max hottie.
Submitted by screamfeeder (user info) at 2005-01-12 14:06:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
At 900% I have found it all.
Glad I waited for the surprise.
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2005-01-12 13:53:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That kicked so much ass I dont know where to begin.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-01-12 13:30:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This was fuckin awesome!!
It had sponge bob, master shake, wazza, ubercrossword...
this whole thing drips of awesome.
Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2005-01-12 13:03:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-01-12 12:40:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This is very good. The style is alot more care free and all in all happy than gib's though. Even when his were bright they were always dark. Not to say one is better, they are so different it's hard to judge them. I'm impressed either way.
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2005-01-12 11:31:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Very nice work.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2005-01-12 11:28:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't get it. How could you shade the sunset in mspaint. And why are there so many eggs on the lawn.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2005-01-12 11:28:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Well then.
Submitted by Monarch (user info) at 2005-01-12 11:18:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Quality.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-01-12 11:11:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
P
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2
Submitted by SilverGinger5 (user info) at 2005-01-12 11:08:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2005-01-12 10:58:17 (#)
Ranking: 2
I've never seen an American Monopoly board before; there was me naively thinking that everyone in the world fought about who got the hotel on Mayfair.
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Surely no-one fights over that. The oranges and in particular Vine street are without a doubt the most powerful squares on the board, and I'm quite prepared to verbally fight anyone who thinks differently.
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2005-01-12 10:58:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I've never seen an American Monopoly board before; there was me naively thinking that everyone in the world fought about who got the hotel on Mayfair.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2005-01-12 10:52:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Plus 2 for the Magic 8-ball
This is not like Gibberish. You're style of drawing is different... Not quite so refined. Still excellent though.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-01-12 10:44:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"I'm gonna try no matter what to get it up today."
Submitted by SilverGinger5 (user info) at 2005-01-12 10:41:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ace. +2 for Wazza alone, +3.14 in total. mmmmm. pie.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-01-12 10:38:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
This sure was a lot of effort...just not much substance.
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-01-12 10:37:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for the Rainbow Road (or whatever it's called) track from Super Mario Kart. and the Master Shake hot air balloon.
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2005-01-12 10:30:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for the bong smoking Gary
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2005-01-12 10:26:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Damn.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2005-01-12 10:25:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2005-01-12 10:22:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Pretty cool, pretty gib. How bout MY mspaint offering? http://www.ubersite.com/m/56480
Submitted by MaximusPadus (user info) at 2005-01-12 10:22:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by MaximusPadus (user info) at 2005-01-12 10:22:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck Gibberish, this is totally better.
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2005-01-12 10:20:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Worth the 15 minutes it took to load up on my crappy dial-up.
-Dave
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-01-12 10:17:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The spiral thing is trippy too...
Submitted by j0andre1 (user info) at 2005-01-12 10:17:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow Cancer...
If I were that talented with MS Paint I might have a girlfriend.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-01-12 10:16:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This is pretty awesome. I especially liked the hands turning out the sun.
Submitted by trembyle (user info) at 2005-01-12 10:13:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I measured, and it isn't exactly 15 feet.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-01-12 10:13:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow....
Am I getting the connection here that Gibberish supposedly had cancer and the username FunnyAsCancer?
Submitted by Shizae (user info) at 2005-01-12 10:08:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Totally_useless (user info) at 2005-01-12 10:08:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This reeks so much of Gibberish.
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2005-01-12 10:08:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
About a week. Maybe 8 days. All in all ~25 hours.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-01-12 10:06:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Sweet!
Wilson was awesome, and the sunset at the end was really impressive (assuming it was done with Paint).
Submitted by xenon (user info) at 2005-01-12 10:06:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
cool
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-01-12 10:05:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Not an original idea anymore, but still pretty good!
How long did this take you to do?