St. Patty's Day (1360 hits)
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Submitted by Mike Hawk <Sure.at.lickballs.com> (View user info) at 2003-03-14 15:19:26 EST
Woo Hoo! It's Friday and we are 3 days away from one of my favorite holidays. I'm not Irish, well maybe I am, who knows. You can damn well sure when monday rolls around I'll be 100% Irish. I say to hell with green beer. St. patricks day isn't about drinking some shitty cheap beer with Green dye in it. St. patrick's day is about going to the best pub in town and imbibing some Guinness, Murphy's, Strongbow, etc. Here in Vegas, there is a fantastic Pub Called Fado, all the pieces used in construction were built in Ireland and shipped here to give it that down home feel. Fado alays has this kick ass Irish jig band thats plays everthing from Social D to outkast to Bob Dylan to Irish folk songs. If anyone ever comes to vegas it's definitely a place to be. Which is where I will be this coming Monday. I basically posted this to wish everyone a great and extremely inebriated March 17th, I'm sure i won't be on here for a few days afterwards becuase I'll be recovering, there will probabaly be some pesky blood left in my alcohol system.
" Blow Me, I'm Irish =) "
Bonger
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Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2003-03-17 11:36:41 EST (#)
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Ahhhhh. Yeah, now I remember what those thingiemagigies are. OK, you are forgiven
Loren
Submitted by Nicole3 (user info) at 2003-03-17 11:33:09 EST (#)
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KM is correct. They are marvelous contraptions.
Submitted by Nicole3 (user info) at 2003-03-17 11:27:57 EST (#)
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No, I would never leave my oven on all day. I have a crockpot - its designed to be left unattended all day - uses less electricity than a standard lightbulb. Actually, the top heater element in my oven just would out, so I've gotta fix that - no cookies until I do... boohoo.
Submitted by K.M (user info) at 2003-03-17 11:25:07 EST (#)
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and i thought a crock pot was like, self heating, the one my freind has neways, you just plug it into the wall and it cooks your stew like concoction until you get home.
Submitted by K.M (user info) at 2003-03-17 11:23:45 EST (#)
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I use a garbage can.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2003-03-17 11:17:03 EST (#)
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You leave your oven on when you're not home!?!?
I wouldn't have the nerve.
I was away all weekend and came home to a broken garbage disposal.
To add to the royal pain in my ass, my Irish plumber, G. Donovan, can't make it over to fix it. He returned my phone call at 10:30 a.m. this morning from Sullivan's in Manhattan where he was half in the bag already.
My kind of luck having the fucking thing break on St. Patty's day.
Argh.
Loren
Submitted by Nicole3 (user info) at 2003-03-17 10:23:19 EST (#)
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I made a big batch of corned beef and cabbage (onions and carrots too) this weekend. I love crockpots. They are so convenient - just throw the stuff in the pot in the morning before work (I actually put it all together the night before and just store it in the fridge overnight) and when you get home you have a nice home cooked meal waiting.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2003-03-17 10:06:22 EST (#)
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mmmmmmm, corned beef and cabbage. Anyone have a good recipe? Preferable one where the cabbage is cooked in beer.
Loren
Submitted by _ce (user info) at 2003-03-17 09:39:23 EST (#)
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Strongbow is cider.
Not beer.
I don't believe apples are indiginous to Ireland :P
Submitted by slightlyditzy1 (user info) at 2003-03-16 15:50:58 EST (#)
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Some Irish People go to church...It is a Religious day(or at least thats how it started out;-)...)
We Dont have green beer here, at least not where i am, in cork, What the hell is the strongbow facination about....? thats an english beer.
Paddys day is nothing but a celebration, like mardi gra
I guess it means something else in the states...
*shakes head in confusion*
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2003-03-14 22:40:06 EST (#)
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I love St. Patricks Days. It gives me a chance to make a traditional Irish 7 course meal(Corned beef and a 6-pack of Strongbrow). Im even a nicer person on St. Patty's day. If people who aren't Irish want to get fucked up, I let them help me honor my ancestors. What can I say, Im a giver.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2003-03-14 16:02:59 EST (#)
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They go to church in Ireland. THEN they go get fucked up.
I stay home on St. Patty's - or very close to home. Too much of an amateur night. A few years back I was hit-and-run rear-ended by someone on the highway. Scared the hell out of me.
Loren
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2003-03-14 15:57:07 EST (#)
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hahaha it's my fate to just fuck up your stuff.
Sorry dude.
Submitted by BongZilla (user info) at 2003-03-14 15:55:53 EST (#)
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whoops
Submitted by BongZilla (user info) at 2003-03-14 15:55:40 EST (#)
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In fact, while you're in rush hour traffic razor, I'm going to stop by the store pick up a sixer of Shiner (becuase I haven't had it in ages) and toast myself because you will be in traffic and not on here ruining people's posts. Cheers!
I'm giving my self a 2, which i susually don't do becuase it's unfair, out of spite.
Submitted by BongZilla (user info) at 2003-03-14 15:48:13 EST (#)
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Way to ruin the fun razor. Complete taking the wind out of my sails....what a dick. I was just being nice. ass.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2003-03-14 15:47:16 EST (#)
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On march 17th I won't be drunk, but I will be a year older.
Submitted by DarthAwesome (user info) at 2003-03-14 15:35:38 EST (#)
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But in America its a whole new story.
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2003-03-14 15:30:55 EST (#)
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Do you know what they do in Ireland on St. Patrick's day?
They go to church.