Death becomes her (560 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: -0.24 on 19 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by <ACIDTRIP> (View user info) at 2005-01-12 13:36:52 EST
Here I sit on the computer while she in turn sits on her fat ass on the couch watching the Young and the Restless. What happens in a relationship to turn it into two people doing whatever they possibly can to ignore each other? Things were great in the beginning...but they sure turn to shit quickly don't they?
Oh, wait....I see a large knife in the kitchen. Would she be scared to see me pick it up and walk towards her with a blank look in my eyes and a lopsided grin on my face? Would she scream or just think it was just some sort of sick joke? Would anyone be suprised if I did it?
Let's find out....
User Reviews
Submitted by insanedoc (user info) at 2005-02-04 16:09:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I, as dictator of Viviville, command thy rating to go down!
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2005-01-14 05:18:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
*Chortle*
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2005-01-14 05:18:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
..polesmoker..
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2005-01-14 05:17:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I love that..
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2005-01-14 05:17:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Polesmoker
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2005-01-14 05:17:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
BWAAAAHAHAHA!!
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2005-01-14 05:16:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Go DOWN you FUCKING RATING.
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2005-01-14 05:16:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Still shit.
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2005-01-14 05:15:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2005-01-13 16:31:37 (#)
Ranking: -2
how the hell did this shit get a decent rating?
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Thats what I'm here to change. -2 for making him scroll? Screw him.
Fucking cockbag.
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2005-01-14 05:14:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Nigger.
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2005-01-13 16:31:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
how the hell did this shit get a decent rating?
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-01-12 16:22:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
dang! when i was reading this i looked down and realized i was hitting myself repeatedly in the teeth with my knuckles. i'm freakin' out
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-01-12 13:48:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
When you are married you ENCOURAGE them to go do their own thing... just to get the alone time!!
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-01-12 13:47:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
AMEN.....
Submitted by ACIDTRIP (user info) at 2005-01-12 13:47:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Not married, but if you're living with someone you might as well be right?
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-01-12 13:43:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Sounds like you're married.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-01-12 13:42:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You need some Dr. Phil.
Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2005-01-12 13:40:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That is the way my fiance and I are right now. I have to get my own apartment now because of her though. Bitches.
Submitted by ACIDTRIP (user info) at 2005-01-12 13:39:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Or something like that...