Fuck You and the Uber-Horse You collectively rode in on. (989 hits)
Category: Sound & MusicRating: 0.2 on 53 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by earache agnew <emangevine.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2005-01-12 13:47:27 EST
That's it. I've had all I can take. I've spent the last week and a half hanging out on uber, and nobody here gets me. I hate you all and wish you would die.
I've sat in the corner like a meek little mouse, never posting, jumping on +2/-2 bandwagons, hating the people I'm supposed to hate, and still you ignore me. You quite pointedly never respond to my ass-kissing, toadying hate posts to Chris_Evans, and that hurts, man... that really hurts.
I've tried to be as unobtrusive and friendly as a guy can be. When you walk by me in the uber-hallways, do I not look up and offer a self-conscious half smile? When you make cruel, unreasoning fun of me, do I not grin affably and retort "C'mon guys, cut it out!", much like an anachronistic Lumpy Rutherford? When you gave me the atomic wedgie in the locker room, I didn't call the Principal. I've done everything I can to fit in, and you guys just won't have me.
So that's it. Prepare yourselves to enter a world of pain, ladies and gents. You'll never know what form my revenge might take or when it might happen.
I might loosen the top on the salt shaker at the table you "cool kids" usually sit at.
I might scribble unattributed graffiti in the men's room stall. It might say "uber-menz are ghey". Then again, it might not.
I might kill a goat and spread his steaming entrails all over your lawn, using his severed testicles in a voodoo charm to shrivel your sexual parts.
Or I might not.
But a day of reckoning will come. Oh yes it will. And it will be... Unpleasant.
As Gheylord Focker would say:
"Can you deal with THAT?!!!"
User Reviews
Submitted by 1Point21Gigawatts (user info) at 2005-02-02 17:11:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
welcome.
Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2005-01-21 17:45:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
wait one fucking second.
1) who the fuck are you?
2) what the fuck have you contributed?
3) why should any of us give a flying fuck?
4) -2 Die, and another fuck, just for fuck's sake
Submitted by bossk (user info) at 2005-01-21 17:34:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2005-01-14 17:40:36 (#)
Ranking: 1
Not bad as intros go. If only you hadn't posted a bitmap, the ultimate uber sin!
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But don't you find it supported the persona I invented?
OK, I admit it, I just fucked up.
Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2005-01-14 17:40:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Not bad as intros go. If only you hadn't posted a bitmap, the ultimate uber sin!
Submitted by Arafat.of.the.land (user info) at 2005-01-13 09:26:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by bossk (user info) at 2005-01-13 09:04:43 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2005-01-12 19:07:50 (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for me going off on you, and not getting the satire. Sorry 'bout that.
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Well, you're obviously right - nobody knowing me made the satire hard to detect. Plus the fact that I actually DID make some protocol errors along the way. Chalk it up to me being a nOOb.
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Ha ha. Protocol error. Ha.
Submitted by TimeCop (user info) at 2005-01-13 09:25:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Yeah, it was kindof humorous satire, but pretty much all the advice everyone has given you is true.
And yeah, bitmap sucks.
Submitted by bossk (user info) at 2005-01-13 09:04:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2005-01-12 19:07:50 (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for me going off on you, and not getting the satire. Sorry 'bout that.
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Well, you're obviously right - nobody knowing me made the satire hard to detect. Plus the fact that I actually DID make some protocol errors along the way. Chalk it up to me being a nOOb.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2005-01-12 19:07:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for me going off on you, and not getting the satire. Sorry 'bout that.
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2005-01-12 17:44:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
and a perfect ending with a bitmap file.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2005-01-12 17:40:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
attn emo menz
Submitted by bossk (user info) at 2005-01-12 17:18:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2005-01-12 16:46:11 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by bossk (user info) at 2005-01-12 14:00:15 (#)
Ranking: 2
I was actually trying to satirize the recent wave of angry sign-offs. Perhaps I was too subtle?
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Hadooken made a good comment about this. It is much easier to understand where someone is coming from after seeing a couple of posts by them. Not trying to sound like a jerk or anything, but it really is true. If I (as an example) were to do a post like this one, no one would get it, because I hardly ever post anything. If Sideburns did it, it might go off a little better. It all depends on how much people know about a poster and their posting style.
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I understand what you're saying, but honestly, it has been a little bit of fun to see people flame the hell out of me. I mean, this isn't going on my permanent record, is it? Does a high average rating get me out of parking tickets? No. It's just a number. Believe me, I wish I could do hilarious the way some of you can, but mostly, I'm probably no better than 0 or +1 on my best day.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2005-01-12 17:05:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Believe me, I've noticed your reviews on my posts. What do you want people to say? "Thank you for your +2", "Your input as an uberer is both insightful and magical", etc?
If that were the case, there would be God-knows-how-much more Heat on posts that don't need heat. We notice. We just choose not to respond.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2005-01-12 17:03:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Quit whining. You're complaining how nobody notices your REVIEWS!?
I seriously hope you're joking. Nobody notices anybody unless they start posting or flaming. And even if they take the high road, it takes forever to be 'noticed'. Now shut up.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-01-12 16:52:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey I've had dates like that...
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-01-12 16:52:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-01-12 14:04:45 (#)
Ranking: 2
This was better than I was gonna do.
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Jesus. Shlongy's gone soft.
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2005-01-12 16:46:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by bossk (user info) at 2005-01-12 14:00:15 (#)
Ranking: 2
I was actually trying to satirize the recent wave of angry sign-offs. Perhaps I was too subtle?
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Hadooken made a good comment about this. It is much easier to understand where someone is coming from after seeing a couple of posts by them. Not trying to sound like a jerk or anything, but it really is true. If I (as an example) were to do a post like this one, no one would get it, because I hardly ever post anything. If Sideburns did it, it might go off a little better. It all depends on how much people know about a poster and their posting style.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-01-12 15:40:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
-2DIE
Welcome to Ubersite!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/55488
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2005-01-12 15:38:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Heh..
Submitted by Monarch (user info) at 2005-01-12 15:24:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
OH NOES! DOS ATTACK!
Submitted by wanderingsharps (user info) at 2005-01-12 15:23:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
look, I'm new here...but if you're gonna sit and judge others, put some of your own shit up first,dumbass.
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-01-12 15:08:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
this is awful. nOOb-ish at best.
Submitted by bossk (user info) at 2005-01-12 14:51:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
1. Your ratings don't count on your own posts.
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That sounds like a good rule. My wife always makes fun of me for not reading the directions before I use something for the first time. And here I've gone and done it again.
Submitted by MaximusPadus (user info) at 2005-01-12 14:51:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
another?
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2005-01-12 14:46:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by bossk (user info) at 2005-01-12 14:28:33 (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2005-01-12 14:13:42 (#)
Ranking: -1
Not bad, Teeph's was better.
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I can take that. I just wanted to dip my toe in the pool. I'll pee in it later, after I'm "more well known".
There, I've downgraded myself to a +1.
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OK. In that case I say two things to you:
1. Your ratings don't count on your own posts.
2. Don't order the General Tso's Chicken.
Here's a +1 to even us up. Good luck.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-01-12 14:42:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Now let's see, where did I put them...ah yes...My Nuts, My Nuts, My Nuts Are In Your Butt!
-uberboard
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2005-01-12 14:39:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Jay. Peg. J-PEG.
And fuck you for registering on my birthday. How fucking dare you!
No get in the kitchen and make me some PIE!!!
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-01-12 14:33:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
alot of these i just started and you're all meany's lately
I made this for them
http://www.ubersite.com/m/56576
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-01-12 14:29:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
FYI, bossk- your own ratings don't count on your posts.
Best to leave it at 0 or people will harass you about it.
Submitted by bossk (user info) at 2005-01-12 14:28:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2005-01-12 14:13:42 (#)
Ranking: -1
Not bad, Teeph's was better.
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I can take that. I just wanted to dip my toe in the pool. I'll pee in it later, after I'm "more well known".
There, I've downgraded myself to a +1.
Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2005-01-12 14:26:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Sounds like he is lonely ,
Submitted by Rawrg (user info) at 2005-01-12 14:18:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
What the fuck is up with the last few days? Nothing but farewell fuck you posts and cut and paster plagiarism...
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-01-12 14:16:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHA
Awesome.
Why is this rated so low?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-01-12 14:15:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2005-01-12 14:13:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Not bad, Teeph's was better.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-01-12 14:12:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
On second thought, +2.
It's a Star Wars thing, man.
Well, that and people tend to miss my jokes too. Sometimes.
Submitted by Totally_useless (user info) at 2005-01-12 14:09:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I used to wanna be a firetruck when I was a little useless.
Now, my goal is to be the guy who gets to paint on the pseudo-swimsuits for Sports Illustrated's Swimsuit Issue.
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2005-01-12 14:07:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by bossk (user info) at 2005-01-12 14:00:15 (#)
Ranking: 2
I was actually trying to satirize the recent wave of angry sign-offs. Perhaps I was too subtle?
not a smart play for somebody new, especially as a first post. perhaps the sarcasm would have been caught by all if this was posted by somebody who has been around a while and is a little more well known.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-01-12 14:04:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This was better than I was gonna do.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-01-12 14:04:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Doop doop doop.
Submitted by bossk (user info) at 2005-01-12 14:00:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I was actually trying to satirize the recent wave of angry sign-offs. Perhaps I was too subtle?
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-01-12 13:57:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Firetrucks suck.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2005-01-12 13:56:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Firetrucks are cool.
Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2005-01-12 13:55:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm sorry, who are you? Never noticed you before, don't be so fucking meek and mild and shit, make a name for yourself... or fuckoff, eitherway...
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2005-01-12 13:55:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I've never done this. I feel so dirty.
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You get sick pretty quick.
Oh that rhymes LOLLERSKATES.
Just post something worth reading, or even rating for the love of Jeebus.
-Dave
(Note the straight 0 rating.)
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-01-12 13:55:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Bossk is about to go Columbine on Uber High.
I think that might be a good thing.
On a probably unrelated note . . . Bossk. That's one of the kick-assest bounty hunters in all of Star Wars, right?
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-01-12 13:54:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Mildly amusing.
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2005-01-12 13:54:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
as of 1:54pm Eastern Time, Jan 12th 2005
Everything you ever wanted to know about bossk
User id: 14533
Registered on or around: 2004-12-09 16:58:26
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Submitted by bossk (user info) at 2005-01-12 13:53:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
And yes, since you asked, my vagina DOES hurt. Thank you for your concern.
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2005-01-12 13:51:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
we would all be better off if about 10,000 more people all felt the same way and left.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-01-12 13:50:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No.... You should BLOW ME WHILE I SHIT.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-01-12 13:50:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Who the hell are you again?
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2005-01-12 13:50:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
pretty good anger post
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-01-12 13:49:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You should bust up in Uber with a semi-automatic rifle and blow some people away.