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Have a nice day (569 hits)

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Rating: -1 on 4 reviews (Rate this item) (V)

Submitted by UlfGabe (View user info) at 2005-01-12 17:45:34 EST

Meet someone new each day!

Say hello to a bum!

Pretend to like someone you hate!

Give away your change to that kid with AIDS.

Then help kill all the bums/hobos/aids/strangers with Poison.

Coat your money in Anthrax, give it away.

Give out water infected with cholera!

Ricin!

Boutilism!

Cut morphine with HCl!

Drop bricks / water melons off buildings and overpasses!!!!

Have a nice day.

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Submitted by UlfGabe (user info) at 2005-01-13 19:22:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

annd

gofuckurselfs!

Submitted by DamienX (user info) at 2005-01-12 18:12:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Oh, the guys are work are going to have a field day with this.

-- Homer Simpson
The Call of the Simpsons

Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2005-01-12 18:03:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Why thank you, I will. If the hangover doesn't get me first.

Submitted by sixmilliondots (user info) at 2005-01-12 17:53:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

"Drop bricks/water melons off buildings and overpasses!!!!"

brilliant, really

Burns: I can't understand a word you're saying.

Homer: My name is Homer Simpson!

Burns: You're just babbling incoherently...

Homer: Oh, you're a dead man, Burns. Oh, you're dead! You're dead,
Burns!

Who Shot Mr. Burns (Part 1)