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Return of Uberia? (935 hits)

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Rating: 1.77 on 41 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Uber Scratch <lordofthepost.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-01-12 21:26:42 EST


Okay so I've been on a sabbatical for quite some time now, and still had this nagging urge to finish what I've started, I've noticed a lot has changed in the ten months I've been gone, new names, faces, shitty posters have left...

Does anybody remember Uberia? That little story that stole the heart of a nation, okay, exaggerated but I had fun writing it and if I remember a few people had fun reading it, but would it be worth it to finish the series?

Do you want more Uberia?

Do you want to see the powerful and dramatic ending?

Are you wondering who the hell this is and do you even care?

It's up to you Uberia... The fate of Lord Bart is in your hands...

http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/search.cgi?q=uberia



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Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2005-01-18 15:01:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm coming out of my sabbatical to rate this. Yes, continue.

Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2005-01-13 21:01:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Yes

Submitted by wasabi (user info) at 2005-01-13 20:55:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

I'd like to see some Uberia.

Shlongy, however, only likes his own putrid writing. Go Shlongy!

Submitted by lordofthepost (user info) at 2005-01-13 20:45:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Geez Schlongy with an average rating of 0.00 after about a gazillion posts you really bummed me out. I mean hell, I was almost going to sit down and write, and then I saw your post and said, wow, guess if Schlongy doesn't care, then why even try.

You hurt me Schlongy, deep. It's a deep burn.

What a fuckchop.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-01-13 16:02:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No interest whatsoever.

Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2005-01-13 15:59:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I read 'em all, but I don't think I was in it.

Don't really care if I am either, it was worth reading.

Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-01-13 15:47:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

More! More! I demand to read more of this epic tale.












But only if I'm in it.











Ok, I'll read it anyway, but I'd still like to be in it.

Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-01-13 15:17:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Totally_useless (user info) at 2005-01-12 23:46:24 (#)
Ranking: 2


I joined about a month after your last post (4/20 to be exact).

-----------------------

why does that not surprise me?


Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-01-13 15:15:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I love uber fantasy posts

Submitted by loki (user info) at 2005-01-13 12:31:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

w00t

(I still don't know that means)

Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2005-01-13 12:15:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

HELLS YES. Bring it back. Please. woo.

Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2005-01-13 11:40:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

welcome back, bring it back.

Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2005-01-13 11:14:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Definitely bring it back.

Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-01-13 10:08:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Welcome back! Oh wait, you left before I came here.

Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2005-01-13 09:55:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Yay! Finish it!

Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2005-01-13 09:31:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

I'm going to have to Czech this out...

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-01-13 09:27:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Sounds like fun. Do it - ready, go.

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-01-13 08:25:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Bring it back.

And make me a bad guy.

Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-01-13 07:16:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Good idea. Earlier installments seem pretty good.

Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2005-01-13 05:46:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

no need to bring it back.

Submitted by Ainkara (user info) at 2005-01-13 03:00:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Oh! Bring it back! You have to bring it back!!

Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2005-01-13 01:36:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

The answer is yes.

I just read posts back in those days. It took me awhile to jump into the shark tank here. I remember the series. Awesome idea.

Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2005-01-13 00:52:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I remember it! Where the heck is Lord JMG, ruler of... um... stuff?

Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2005-01-12 23:56:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

10 months? just before I arrived, by the sounds of it.

Oh twisted hand of fate, how thou dost mock me!

Submitted by Totally_useless (user info) at 2005-01-12 23:46:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Are you Chris_Evans?

Sorry, had to get that out.

I joined about a month after your last post (4/20 to be exact).

I haven't read them yet, but the ratings and reviews per post indicate a great series.

Good to meet you.

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-01-12 22:58:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

What's with all this self-pimping without me involved?

I'm witty, smart, annoying at times, and I have the endorsment of Apollo88.

SAid I was one of the best new guys.

That's saying something, isn't it?

I'm Jay Peg, and I approve this message.

Submitted by Jarvis (user info) at 2005-01-12 22:37:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

By the way, I'm pretty new and my posts suck ass and I'm pretty sure it's because I live in Alabama.

Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-01-12 22:15:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

hello uberscratch/lordofthepost..i don't know what you like to be called...

I am MyNameIsTim.

I have read all of your uberia posts, and they were terrific. Glad to have you back.

I just wanted to quickly introduce myself: my posts are realistic, not creative, but often funny. I am a large, athletic man, who enjoys bike riding and blowjobs from attractive females.

that is all.



Submitted by Jarvis (user info) at 2005-01-12 22:04:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I don't know what this is about but I'm as excited as a cat shittin' in a thunderstorm.

Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2005-01-12 21:50:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Me neither. Hmm...

Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2005-01-12 21:49:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I don't think I was ever in this series. Hmm..

Submitted by lordofthepost (user info) at 2005-01-12 21:41:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Cool, I'm out of town this weekend, give me a few days to catch up, and I'll see if I can pull something good out of this. If I don't like it, I wont write it, but I think I could come up with a creative way to do this.

You guys are awesome, 10 months was enough time to look back and wonder why I got so hooked to this site in the first place, I'm glad I popped in tonight... You guys are awesome

Now that I got Tivo, catch up on lack of sleep from baby, and some R&R I think I can pop em out again...

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-01-12 21:38:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Sounds like fun. I'd read.


Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-01-12 21:36:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

KoolMang's gone for one change... I_Have_A_Kristen_Fetish is also gone, although I think you left before his reign of terror really began.

Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2005-01-12 21:36:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Only if I get to have sex with TuesdayDelay



;);););););)

Submitted by lordofthepost (user info) at 2005-01-12 21:35:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

It might be a few days, maybe a week, one of the things I prided myself about Uberia was the fact that it really not only involved the people, but the current "Uberian" events, so hell yeah, I've got some catching up to do...

Thanks for the support though, really I didn't know what to expect, all these new names I thought I was going to get torn to shreds like Koolmang on a sunday post.

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-01-12 21:34:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Yeah, I wasn't around when you first did this, but if you could make it somewhat more relevant since some of the users are no longer around this would be very cool to read.

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-01-12 21:33:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Okay, I'll admit, I just saw this and got all giddy and made my review... "Do you want more Uberia?"

You're two steps ahead of me.

Submitted by lordofthepost (user info) at 2005-01-12 21:33:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Kristen we'll have to do something about that... hell I'll have to re-read them just to remember what happened...

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-01-12 21:32:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Holy shit.

I was just wondering where you were.

Here's the thing...

To keep on with Uberia you have some serious catching up to do.

There are over ten-thousand new users since the time we signed up.

We've got two 9000+ users on the MVA, even.

I don't know what plans you've got for it now, but it may have to evolve a bit.

+2 and welcome back.

Please continue.

Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2005-01-12 21:29:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Bring it back!

Wait, didn't I die in the series? Feel like resuscitating me?


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