Borscht Post Thursday? (858 hits)
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Submitted by The T Man (View user info) at 2005-01-13 00:10:15 EST
I was driving home from my grandparents' house, and I got to thinking about borscht, the soup of badasses. There are many kinds of borscht, all of them amazing. My grandmother grew up in a Ukrainian family, and so I grew up with a huge appetite (because Ukrainians had to eat all their food quickly before Stalin could burn it) and an unexplainable lust for pirogues. Borscht is amazing, because it's the only food that looks and feels like vomit, but tastes good. Borscht is good for you, especially if you're trying to win the battle against calories, cholesterol, Communism, or Vladimir Putin. I had borscht before a hockey game, and I got into two brawls and won them both. I then sexed up a hot chick. Then I ate two steaks, a turkey, and five more bowls of borscht. It kicked ass. I then slept for 16 hours straight, walked outside, and saw a midget get hit by a bus. I have never laughed so hard in my life.
I think a tribute to Borscht would be in order. Borscht Post Thursday, anyone?
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Submitted by strider (user info) at 2005-01-13 11:55:05 EST (#)
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I had perogies for the first time when we were at Victoria Island. They're best pan fried with salsa mixed with sour cream for dipping sauce. MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2005-01-13 10:51:44 EST (#)
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This post has spawned other posts that will lead to clutter. -1.
Submitted by Adereterial (user info) at 2005-01-13 10:34:41 EST (#)
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I went to Russia for 2 months... and all I ate and drank was borscht, bread, water and vodka... primarily because my crappy Russian was obviously so incomprehensible that's all they could understand me saying.
Borscht saved my life.
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-01-13 10:16:04 EST (#)
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Once I just LOOKED at a bowl of borscht, and I fought ten bears AND I WON!
Submitted by boomslang (user info) at 2005-01-13 10:07:12 EST (#)
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as far as food that looks like vomit but tastes great, try lentils. Seriously, when you pour them out of the pot for the first time...let's just say it's a good thing they smell so good.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-01-13 06:55:11 EST (#)
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my mom's mother is part polish and part eukreakigianianaian, and i enjoy pierogis. and kielbasa. and galumb-ki's?. and looking at beautiful polish chicks in worcester's kelly square. seriously, they are ALL 10s. all of them
what a country.
dupa judca.
Submitted by bush_for_god (user info) at 2005-01-13 01:06:16 EST (#)
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Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-01-13 00:20:28 (#)
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What the fuck is in it? No chunks of ham or hot dogs? I'm Amercian buddy, ham or hot dogs need to be added to every dish.
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Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2005-01-13 00:59:19 EST (#)
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The acutal name for perogies is pedohey, if you want to use the technical Ukrainian term.
I can't spell any more crazy ukrainian food. I can't even remember what most of it is called. I just point and they pile it on my plate.
+1 for Ukrainian food.
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2005-01-13 00:42:19 EST (#)
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i just had a bowl of borscht..it was yummy
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-01-13 00:20:28 EST (#)
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What the fuck is in it? No chunks of ham or hot dogs? I'm Amercian buddy, ham or hot dogs need to be added to every dish.