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Analyze My Dream - Is This What Fucking On Acid s like? (1261 hits)

Category: Science & Environmental

Rating: 1.52 on 38 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by SilvrWolf (View user info) at 2005-01-13 08:19:58 EST


Two nights ago, I had the most spectacular dream. It has since turned my mind into an endless flood of inquisitive thought. I request the help of the Uber-nation in deciphering this fucked-up Technicolor subconscious journey. There's mushy romantic crap, but there's also sex and crazy, trippy shit, too. I just want to know if anyone has had a similar dream experience and see what they thought about it and mine. Let's just get to it:

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I'm with a person in the dream that I'm currently falling head-over-heels in love with in real life. She and I are walking along a beach, and the shoreline is a normal looking beach. The sky is filled from horizon to horizon with gorgeous, swirling pastel colors. They intertwine and lick around each other, while fading off into the horizon as if they were clouds.

The sea is complete psychedelic chaos. It's also a swirling tidal mass of color, only the water is glowing neon instead of the less vibrant pastels. The gently lapping waves explode with a kaleidoscope of mixing radiances as they softly break on the sands. We stared in amazement and wonder, so apparently even in my dream world this was not a normal occurrence.

There is a boat at the water's edge; a small, normal looking dinghy with two paddles. Of course, we decide to drift out into this surreal environment. I can see the ocean of colors swirl and eddy around the oars as they propel us out onto the sea. During this time, she, I and the boat look completely as we would in real life.

As I lay the oars down in the boat, she reaches out and touches my hand. The moment our skin touches, I feel an explosive burst of sensory feelings. It's like fire and ice and electricity all at once; an elemental cacophony of tactile perceptions. Our eyes meet and I can see that she's getting the same feelings. She crashes into me, locking her lips on mine as we tumble backwards.

Instead of falling into the bottom of the boat as expected, we're suddenly naked in each others' arms, free-falling through the brightly colored sky. My skin is alive with the same feelings ignited by that first touch. Every place our skin is in contact drives me to the brink of sensory overload.

We continue to plummet through the sky as we begin to have sex. What I'm feeling now is beyond euphoria. I don't know that there is a word to describe it. It was nothing like what actual sex feels like. This was miles beyond the best sex anyone has ever had. We're completely oblivious to the neon sea rushing toward us.

As we both reach climax, we slam into the surface of the ocean simultaneously. Instead of the slamming impact one would expect, we're enveloped by what I can only describe as neon cotton candy. I can feel its texture supporting me and caressing the skin that wasn't in contact with hers. As we refocus from the ecstasy of orgasm, we're back on the boat. The sky and sea are as normal as in real life.
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This is the point at which I snapped upright in bed, wide awake and haven't been able to get back to sleep since. My brain is on fire here. I have never had a dream this vivid before. There was nothing dulled or numbed about anything sensory in it, as in most of my dreams. Everything was in real-time; it was almost more real than real life.

So, what do you think of it? Does it mean anything and what? Is it more than a dream? I'm already aware of my own insanity and I offer no defense to it, either. I just want the input from you.
*****

For fans of the Deep Water Dreams series, it's time to refresh your memories about the story. Chapter 11 will be up before Sunday. Enough people finally kicked my ass into gear to get the block broken. So, I'll do some shameless linkwhoring here now:

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Submitted by Alter (user info) at 2005-06-18 18:30:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-04-02 15:30:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by nrduncan (user info) at 2005-03-29 07:48:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2005-03-11 15:53:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

PokerIsMyLife: And where is it that I claimed to be Hemingway? You're just trying too hard, toolbag. Couldn't you have at least left a retaliatory -2, like most shit-posters here?

Submitted by Ka (user info) at 2005-03-11 15:49:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I want your dreams.

Oh, and your body.

Submitted by PokerIsMyLife (user info) at 2005-03-11 15:23:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

"The moment our skin touches, I feel an explosive burst of sensory feelings."

What the fuck is "sensory feelings"? Tactile sensations are one of your eighty seven and a half senses, retard. It would be like me calling you retarded again---it's needlessly repetitive. Seriously though, did you skip Special Ed English today?

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-01-19 01:54:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

HAHAHA....but I just had my hip replaced! How do I know it works unless I try it out!?!?!?

Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2005-01-13 23:56:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

DanielH: That was some funny shit. If it comes true, I will hunt you down and exterminate at least 3 generations of your family, friends and more likely than not, your dog.

Sleep tight,
SW

-------

ETS: Look, it was funny the first 27 times you did it. You scared the hell out of that Girl Scout troop last time and I had to buy 394 boxes of cookies to keep her from suing you. Yeah, nakedness is cool and all, but do you have to do that hip swinging thing EVERY SINGLE time?

Submitted by DanielH (user info) at 2005-01-13 23:29:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 1


She and I are walking along a beach, and the shoreline is a normal looking beach = walking blissfully blind toward the misery of marriage.

The sky is filled from horizon to horizon with gorgeous, swirling pastel colors = the candy-coated illusion that all will be well.

The sea is complete psychedelic chaos = your future kids experimenting with futuristic drugs and bailing them out of jail.

There is a boat at the water's edge = your only hope of escaping the inevitability of joining the gray masses of mediocrity

free-falling through the brightly colored sky = descending as did the fallen angels from paradise into the real world of alimony and child support

This was miles beyond the best sex anyone has ever had = a dream within a dream of what you mistakenly thought coulda/shoulda/woulda been but never will be after the credit card bills start coming in

we're back on the boat. The sky and sea are as normal as in real life = awakening to the reality that this love-dream sucks and your ass is going to sleep on hardwood seat of the real world

This is the point at which I snapped upright in bed = and remembered how she makes that popping noise with her jaw when she chews. And bailed.


Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-01-13 22:34:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-01-13 20:43:03 (#)
Ranking: 2

*pokes head in room*


"OH, FOR GOD'S SAKE, PUT SOME CLOTHES ON!"





































....say Stin and Silvr to ETS.




LadyPlural agrees with them, by the way.

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-01-13 20:43:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

*pokes head in room*


"OH, FOR GOD'S SAKE, PUT SOME CLOTHES ON!"





































....say Stin and Silvr to ETS.

Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2005-01-13 20:38:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Well, if you're ever in the states, maybe we could hook up sometime. Word is that you're smokin' hot. Plus, more importantly, your personality completely intrigues me. I guess we should take this up on a chat client instead of here, though.

Let's make this happen. Is it possible?

Submitted by Adona (user info) at 2005-01-13 20:32:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

It means she's your other half.

Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2005-01-13 20:27:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Time spent in bed with me is always quality.


And I believe I'm about as single as you are.

Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2005-01-13 20:22:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Are you trying to drive me insane? Here I am talking about my sexual frustration and you tease me with stories of beds and quality time? Oh, the humanity!

Say... you're single, aren't you?

Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2005-01-13 20:13:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Just looking forward to using that week I have booked off work to get in some quality time in bed, my dear Silvr.

Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2005-01-13 20:06:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Hmm. Friday... Do you have something special planned for a Friday, my dear Stin?

Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2005-01-13 19:55:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

It's now Friday over here.

I dream about Fridays...

Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2005-01-13 19:32:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

HAHAHA, Wiggles! I've been waiting all day for someone to ask me that. In all honesty, no, it wasn't a wet dream. I found that particularly strange, considering it was such a vivid dream and I haven't been laid in a couple of months. It was almost like I expected it to be one of those dreams when I woke up.

It sure as hell doesn't help my sexual frustration, either. Oh well. One of these days I'll get to feel that again...

Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2005-01-13 19:23:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Why has nobody asked this yet??!??!!?!

DID YOU JIZZ ALL OVER YOUR SHEETS???

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-01-13 18:59:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm with munkeypants; I miss acid.


The sex I've had on acid always contains this dark undertone to it that is difficult to overcome, it's never been bright and glorious like you've described it here. It's more like this: http://www.ubersite.com/m/51072

I do know that on acid it's possible to have sex without touching each other...that's always cool.

I am so glad your'e bringing back DWD. It's long overdue.

+2 for the good post and the good news!

Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-01-13 16:37:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

The uber board is taunting me with the "nuts in the Butt" chant

anyhoo - i could picture this as I read the words. I love doing that.
That would make for an interesting cartoon. soundless, pencil drawings
with pastel colors that dont quite stay in the lines...

I miss acid.

Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2005-01-13 14:42:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I liked it.

As for analyzing it, haven't got a fucking clue.

-Dave

Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2005-01-13 14:21:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

lojope: thank you for going into such depth. I cannot even fathom how many colors were in this dream. You have to understand that this swirling mass of colors stretched across the sky and unless my memory fails me, it pretty much covered the full spectrum. You're an angel, as always.

Shlongy: I know I'm a mess. So, it's Clorox, huh? Do you know this from experience?

Tigre: It's cool. I still love you... bitch.

GLALL: Well, fuckity fuck-fuck! If I'd known it was hepatitis, I probably would've postponed the orgy for a week or two. Oh well. Bring on the strippers.

Thanks, everyone. This dream still has my head all messed up.

Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-01-13 11:40:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Actually there's more giggling when fucking on acid, but bravo on the post man.

Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-01-13 11:37:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Luckily I AM a dream therapist and I hate to tell you this Silvr, but you have hepatitis.

Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2005-01-13 11:35:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

You -2ed me when I was little.




So I'm -2ing you while you're ghey.




IM SORRY!
IT HAD TO BE DONE!



















































































Nigger

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-01-13 11:34:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm not a Doctor, although I have played one on a couple of occassions, but I'd say you're a fucking mess.

I didn't have an acid trips that were like this.

This may be what fucking on Clorox is like though.

Submitted by ACIDTRIP (user info) at 2005-01-13 11:34:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 for using Acid in title

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-01-13 11:29:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

HOTNESS

Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-01-13 10:54:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Reading into dreams is right up their with tarot cards, tea-leaves and crystal balls.

It's all bollocks.

Too answer the question in the title: No.


Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2005-01-13 10:41:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

All dreams are a series of symbols. Once you figure out the symbols and put them together in order and relation to each other in the dream, they become very easy to understand.

The funny thing about dreams is, that the obvious answer isn't usually true. For example, dreaming about your love interest indicates that the dream is actually about Vanity, pleasure, and the idealized inner self. This is further demonstrated by your location. Dreaming about a beach symbolizes where conscious and unconscious meet.

This is a dream about your inner self, or your subconcious, or your soul, whatever you want to call it, meets your concious-self, who you are, your everyday persona.

I was unable to tell from the way you described it, but if the sand was a prominent symbol, that is, if it was something you specifically looked at or noticed (as opposed to the whole "I was on a beach so it's understood there was sand there") it means that this dream is about what is preventing your conscious self from becoming your inner self totally. What is "stunting your growth" if you will.

Here's where is gets a little troublesome, because you described the colours as just "a swirl of pastel colours" I cannot fully tell you what it is that is preventing you from growing. Specific colours are VERY important to dream analysis, each colour has a very specific meaning. Since you did not list any specific colours, I can't tell you for sure, but I am positive that the colours symbolize the specific issues the sand is referring to.

Some examples of colour symbols:

Orange indicates passion in every aspect of your life.

Pink is associated with tenderness and love.

Purple shows aspirations and understanding of visible and invisible realms. Creativity.

Red is an indication of great passion and sensitivity in your emotional relationships.

Turquoise Normally indicates new opportunities and the successful completion of projects. Also refers to luck.

Those are just some examples, if you remember any other colours specifically, let me know and I'll tell you what they mean.

So then you and your innerself get into a boat. Boats symbolize moving across the depths of feelings. You are starting out on your voyage. It indicates that you will attain aim in life, this is a good sign, it means you are ready to start working on those growth inhibitors. Kissing indicates coming success. You are going to figure it out and fix the barriers. Flying or floating is the symbol that shows the success actually taking place. Again, this is a very good dream. The actual sex symbolized the final union between yourself and your soul, which ends in orgasm, the completion of the circle.

The fact that you fell back into the ocean during climax just demonstrates that vasy emotions, the joys that are waiting for you when you sucessfully complete the task.

All in all, an excellent dream. I'm jealous. Good things in your future, dear.

Submitted by Pharathyse (user info) at 2005-01-13 10:32:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

wow... what did you eat before you went to sleep?!? :o)

Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2005-01-13 10:07:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm no dream analyst, but that's some weird stuff in there.

Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-01-13 08:45:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Silvr, it means that she's the most perfect being in the universe, that's what.

Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2005-01-13 08:26:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

ahh, thanks. I'm only an incompetent typist rather than haunted.

Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2005-01-13 08:22:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

If you press enter within the title box, the form submits. One of Bart's little oversights.

Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2005-01-13 08:21:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

That was neat... I was trying to finish the title and the post submitted itself.


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