RE: Important meeting today, RSVP OMFG LOL… (2880 hits)
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Submitted by Adamdidit2u (View user info) at 2005-01-13 14:18:36 EST
Do you hate meetings?
If you've never had to go to one consider yourself pretty fucking fortunate. I just got back from having a meeting about the meetings we have coming up.
Yes you read that correctly a meeting about meetings.
The entire time I just zoned out and came up with this.
Enjoy
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Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-03-29 13:02:41 EST (#)
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Submitted by HZRD (user info) at 2005-03-29 12:26:49 EST (#)
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Submitted by screamfeeder (user info) at 2005-01-31 16:40:05 EST (#)
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Submitted by bossk (user info) at 2005-01-28 19:38:45 EST (#)
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You can thank Teephphah for the bump.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-01-17 10:43:04 EST (#)
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Forgot to rate this the other day.
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2005-01-17 02:29:58 EST (#)
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Hey, that's not funny!
Ok, maybe a little.
Submitted by ParlorTrick (user info) at 2005-01-16 21:23:14 EST (#)
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#' 6 Runs Ubersite'
130,000% funny.
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2005-01-16 08:40:54 EST (#)
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I work with a lot of number 5s. Bastards.
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2005-01-15 13:32:24 EST (#)
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Dude, you are a fucking genius.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-01-15 13:09:57 EST (#)
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Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2005-01-14 19:52:40 (#)
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People have stopped inviting me to meetings.
I have a fetish for whiteboards and I tend to take over the whole meeting.
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You too?
I doodle as someone else is talking...
Did I mention at meetings, everyone has their OWN little whiteboard?
Like 2 foot by 2 foot square, it's GLORIOUS.
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-01-15 10:21:54 EST (#)
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Pretty font.
Yes, I went there.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2005-01-15 10:05:49 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by PatheticCapitalistFuck (user info) at 2005-01-15 04:12:35 EST (#)
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hah
got me to spit take
Submitted by hungovermondays (user info) at 2005-01-15 02:43:45 EST (#)
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ouch.
Submitted by TheMidnight12AM (user info) at 2005-01-15 01:39:50 EST (#)
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"Runs Ubersite."
AHHHHHHHHHAAAAHAHAHAHAH!
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-01-14 19:57:25 EST (#)
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Better than your Canada post, even.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-01-14 19:57:06 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2005-01-14 19:52:40 EST (#)
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People have stopped inviting me to meetings.
I have a fetish for whiteboards and I tend to take over the whole meeting.
Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2005-01-14 19:40:23 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Mr.JackassFrost (user info) at 2005-01-14 17:46:27 EST (#)
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Bastard no titties...........
BUT I LOVED IT NONE THE LESS MAN B@W MATERIAL!!!!!!!
Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2005-01-14 16:30:10 EST (#)
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Yeah, I work with all these people.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-01-14 16:17:12 EST (#)
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LIES!
ALL LIES!
I SEE NO BOO...
Oh, there's one. It's just covered...
Nevermind.
Go about your normal business day...
Submitted by mxc_jwebber (user info) at 2005-01-14 15:27:11 EST (#)
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B@W indeed... keep this shit coming!
Submitted by DarthFaded (user info) at 2005-01-14 14:48:30 EST (#)
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Too fucking true.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-01-14 14:21:20 EST (#)
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Oh fuck yes
MOST HEATED, only like number 7, but I'll take it
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-01-14 13:08:59 EST (#)
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Meetings suck ass. Unless there's a hot chick to look at. That makes them somewhat bearable.
Submitted by someone (user info) at 2005-01-14 13:08:01 EST (#)
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This is WITHOUT A DOUBT Bored At Work material in its prime.
Submitted by xenon (user info) at 2005-01-14 13:06:47 EST (#)
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DOH, you missed the seven.
Still pretty funny though.
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2005-01-14 12:59:24 EST (#)
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Man, I wish I had sweet coasters like that.
Submitted by Obi-wan (user info) at 2005-01-14 11:54:20 EST (#)
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On the number 1 guy how can he have a son if his wife never slept with him?
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-01-14 11:43:55 EST (#)
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being bored at work reading at othe rpeople being bored at work and saying this should go on bored at work, boring?
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-01-14 11:02:19 EST (#)
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Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2005-01-14 08:40:27 (#)
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If you have better things to do than rip me off, why would you rip me off? Maybe I'm just jealous because this got more exposure than mine did, but this still is more or less the same concept.
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So whoever posted the first shit post is being ripped off 30 times a day, whoever captioned a photo is being ripped off, who ever wrote an outrageous about (pick three random unrelated things) story first.... c'mon now
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-01-14 10:34:01 EST (#)
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Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2005-01-14 08:40:27 (#)
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If you have better things to do than rip me off, why would you rip me off? Maybe I'm just jealous because this got more exposure than mine did, but this still is more or less the same concept.
Yeah: EVERYTHING posted in here is a direct ripoff of the master, fucktard. You nailed it!
Go eat some more dick, you pompous fuck.
PS. I'd kill you.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-01-14 08:48:37 EST (#)
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Yep, I've literally just walked out of one - meetings suck
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-01-14 08:47:44 EST (#)
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RIGHT IN THE ASS!
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2005-01-14 08:40:27 EST (#)
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If you have better things to do than rip me off, why would you rip me off? Maybe I'm just jealous because this got more exposure than mine did, but this still is more or less the same concept.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-01-14 08:23:51 EST (#)
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fuckface: I've got better things to do than rip you off, and you know it's a stretch to even say so.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2005-01-13 21:21:18 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/35657
very original concept you've got here
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2005-01-13 21:14:12 EST (#)
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Why didn't you just type this and put the picture at the bottom.
Submitted by Shizae (user info) at 2005-01-13 21:01:19 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Disektor (user info) at 2005-01-13 18:14:23 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by L-Gizzle (user info) at 2005-01-13 18:04:04 EST (#)
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FYI: Same here
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2005-01-13 17:22:16 EST (#)
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This is sad but true.
You left out the guy who always has to say something even if he has nothing to say just to be sure that he's noticed.
My favorite meetings are the ones that have nothing to do with me, but I have to go just as an "FYI".
FYI: I really really hate it when people use FYI
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-01-13 17:05:33 EST (#)
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I once had a post get 19 -2's in a row and I remember how excited I was about THAT, so I can only imagine...
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-01-13 17:01:53 EST (#)
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40 +2's in a row
Not a bad run, but it's always gotta end sometime
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-01-13 16:47:34 EST (#)
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I smiled at some of it but none of it had me laughing. I know nobody has ever done a "I know i'll take a picture and underneath it put captions for every person in it" idea before. And whoa, complaining about company meetings? I never thought anybody did that!
I guess I'm missing something here, put frankly this is plus one material. Though this probably would be good on bored at work since the people at work reading it would probably enjoy it.
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2005-01-13 16:40:07 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-01-13 15:00:19 (#)
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#6: "...runs Ubersite"...
BUAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHhahahahahahahahahahahhaahahahh whew
Submitted by Mr-Boo (user info) at 2005-01-13 16:15:19 EST (#)
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You rock!
Submitted by Banga3386 (user info) at 2005-01-13 16:09:08 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-01-13 16:01:55 EST (#)
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You are entirely too bitter.
...and far too correct.
DAMN YOU!!!!!
Submitted by Drone_of_Industry (user info) at 2005-01-13 16:01:24 EST (#)
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humor is only a temporary escape
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2005-01-13 15:59:04 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-01-13 15:54:44 EST (#)
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Are you kidding?
Adam sucked as recently as last Wednesday.
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2005-01-13 15:50:10 EST (#)
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hashaha
good show
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-01-13 15:49:11 EST (#)
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Nope. I must be thinking of someone else. I just checked out some of your other posts. Quality.
But now I'm going to be bothered by this all day . . . who the hell was I thinking of?
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-01-13 15:47:22 EST (#)
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Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-01-13 15:46:09 (#)
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Clearly, this is B @ W.
Seriously though, didn't you used to suck? I could swear that when you showed up here you weren't funny as shit, like you are now.
Maybe I'm thinking of someone else.
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You're probably right
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-01-13 15:46:09 EST (#)
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Clearly, this is B @ W.
Seriously though, didn't you used to suck? I could swear that when you showed up here you weren't funny as shit, like you are now.
Maybe I'm thinking of someone else.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-01-13 15:34:59 EST (#)
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B@W
obviously
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-01-13 15:28:09 EST (#)
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roxxorz!
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-01-13 15:22:48 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-01-13 15:11:14 EST (#)
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witty repoirtee directed towards your work.
Submitted by CJRipley (user info) at 2005-01-13 15:09:33 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by MaximusPadus (user info) at 2005-01-13 15:06:32 EST (#)
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Submitted by Lmarie22000 (user info) at 2005-01-13 15:03:59 EST (#)
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haha. even my supervisor thought that was funny shit
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2005-01-13 15:01:57 EST (#)
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My supervisor is always late for the 5 o'clock meeting. And he complains about it all the time. I don't have to go to meetings. I actually think that having a Department meeting at the beginning of the shift would make things easier, but then again I am on crack.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-01-13 15:00:19 EST (#)
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#6: "...runs Ubersite"...
BUAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHhahahahahahahahahahahhaahahahh whew
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-01-13 14:58:51 EST (#)
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You are good, pal. I gotta tell you.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-01-13 14:58:32 EST (#)
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Submitted by toucan_sam (user info) at 2005-01-13 14:50:08 EST (#)
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no way am i reading all of that.
Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2005-01-13 14:47:55 EST (#)
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Bored at fucking work! This is the best thing I have read all day, well except for my post but hey...you can't win them all.
Woo!
Submitted by B-Nizzo (user info) at 2005-01-13 14:41:23 EST (#)
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One of the best posts I've ever seen!
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2005-01-13 14:39:31 EST (#)
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Art
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2005-01-13 14:38:45 EST (#)
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If I could write the synthesizer notes from 'Take on Me', and somehow transform that into a expression of my love for this post, I would.
But I can't.
So plus 2.
Submitted by Monarch (user info) at 2005-01-13 14:38:35 EST (#)
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Amen. Meetings are a waste of my commission-based sales time.
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2005-01-13 14:38:34 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Demolocke (user info) at 2005-01-13 14:37:40 EST (#)
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Auto +2 for being an awesome post, which doesn't make it so auto now does it?
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-01-13 14:34:07 EST (#)
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-01-13 14:33:43 EST (#)
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So funny.
Submitted by L-Gizzle (user info) at 2005-01-13 14:30:45 EST (#)
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i just got out of a meeting
by the way, which do you fall under?
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-01-13 14:29:12 EST (#)
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Spot on.
I fucking HATE meetings.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-01-13 14:28:03 EST (#)
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You must be a Dilbert fan.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-01-13 14:26:16 EST (#)
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Good shit Adam!!
Submitted by dodahdave (user info) at 2005-01-13 14:23:59 EST (#)
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Jesus fucking Christ, thanks for describing my day!
I think I'll just kill myself instead...
Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2005-01-13 14:23:31 EST (#)
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.... How long have you worked in my company?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-01-13 14:21:25 EST (#)
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Hey, that last guy sounbds a lot like m...
Wait...
Hoooooooooooooooooooooooold on.
I'm onto you and your games.
I'm not gonna say he's like me...
Oh... Hell...
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-01-13 14:20:51 EST (#)
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